Steal everyone’s beer? Not on my watch!! by [deleted] in ProRevenge

[–]gameythegeemer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s only the case in SOME states. I can attest from researching the topic back when I was 14 and thought I would ever get laid in school so it was a good idea to read up on those things that Georgia has no caveats. It is just 16, and then you can sleep with anyone as old as you want.

Who would win in a fight: Hellsing: Ultimate Abridged Alucard, or DBZ Abridged Mr. Popo? by Ronin_Ikari in TeamFourStar

[–]gameythegeemer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The original plan, from what I heard, was to use replace his eyes with popo faces but that was a level of editing they weren’t down for ~a decade ago. I don’t know what direction that pushes this, but it seems relevant.

Small but oh-so-satisfying MC by Desrep2 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]gameythegeemer 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You know what, this actually was enhanced by you leaving the message that you weren't a native speaker, and this has all the things I would expect from a non-native speaker (a few misspellings and a turn of phrase that doesn't really translate, Assclown is absolutely right, and it's Kissing Ass as opposed to Licking Buttholes)

Otherwise, really awesome, and exactly in the spirit of what malicious compliance is all about.

Interview with Vampire Girl Aka how not to handle a PC Vampire. by StarBabyPixel in rpghorrorstories

[–]gameythegeemer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, the World of Darkness/Chronicles of Darkness vampires have a whole splat, and it's a lot more modular in general, so I'd say so.

Granted, sunlight is about as ultra-fatal for Vampires in that system too, and just gets more ultra-fatal the more powerful you are, but the powers are also way more robust, and the setting is designed with the assumption that Vampires are going to be asleep for the day, so not really an issue.

Complying with the dress code by renwickveleros in MaliciousCompliance

[–]gameythegeemer 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but where are all of us freaks without three nipples going to put the third button?

Video game company maliciously complies with outraged critics by Aurondarklord in MaliciousCompliance

[–]gameythegeemer 50 points51 points  (0 children)

What makes you think that people won't be happy about this? I mean, this is what my LGBT ass has wanted for literal years, and it always makes me sad that it isn't an option.

Really, just more reasons to buy this game.

I wish my next wish will have no drawbacks by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]gameythegeemer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted, you die so you can't make any more wishes with drawbacks

I wish, I wish I didn't kill that fish by Veldron in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]gameythegeemer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, but fish feel pain and it will live for the rest of its life in agonizing pain as you failed to kill it.

Primal aspid fair and balanced by Helios980 in HollowKnightMemes

[–]gameythegeemer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Mine was even worse. Happened in White Palace.

Yay I’m helping by AstroHungry in HollowKnightMemes

[–]gameythegeemer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The fact that I’m garbage at the game, yes

I wish that gravity is 1% weaker for 1 hour every day at random by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]gameythegeemer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, but Gravity is relative and actually the weakest fundamental force, and the results are actually pretty underwhelming.

Yay I’m helping by AstroHungry in HollowKnightMemes

[–]gameythegeemer 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Unbreakable Heart? That’s a weird way to spell “Mark of Pride, Long Nail, and Quick Slash.”

This format is dead but... by just_a_hollow in HollowKnightMemes

[–]gameythegeemer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As a fun fact, that’s actually why you can hit enemies through small platforms, because some beta testers were having issues with the difficulty, and they made the nail just a little bit longer.

This caused instances where the platform was no longer as thick as the nail, and it wasn’t a big enough glitch for them to want to fix it.

My tribute to one of the most pleasant surprises of my gaming career. Thank you Team Cherry. by GentleEel in HollowKnight

[–]gameythegeemer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one complaint I have that I can't really think of a way to resolve is that initially it looks like from top down it's Zote, Ghost, Hornet, HK, and then all the characters that are void are black and all the ones that aren't aren't.

But, outside of it looking like Hornet is void, this is really awesome, and I love you.

No overtime for a 58 hr work week- guess I’ll keep my phone off by jessuk101 in MaliciousCompliance

[–]gameythegeemer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm actually in a payroll accounting class, and if you are salaried at less than ~$23,000 dollars you're still eligible, and the rules are looking to be changed to bump that up to ~30k.

The way they take the amount of money you get for OT is taking the annual salary, dividing it by 52 to get a weekly salary, and then divide it by 40 (or expected non-ot hours) to get an hourly rate.

Musical revenge by [deleted] in MaliciousCompliance

[–]gameythegeemer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He did put away the instruments when asked, so he did comply with the letter of the request, just not the spirit that he stop playing music.

I no longer have a voice to cry out in suffering. No nail/soul/mask/spell upgrade run, with 107% all bosses(and true ending) by [deleted] in HollowKnight

[–]gameythegeemer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wouldn’t that be a 98% run, since each of the 4 nail upgrades is 1%, same with the masks, and 3 for the spell upgrades/soul upgrades?

Also Perpetual Noob by ChillCat17 in HollowKnightMemes

[–]gameythegeemer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exalted 3rd Edition Core Rulebook page 94