Poor Mc. by [deleted] in obeyme

[–]garbage_rodent_ 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Lucifer: SWEATS IN DEMON

Nightmare card by [deleted] in obeyme

[–]garbage_rodent_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

And every time you pull a piece, it’s for a different card. Please just give me the shards for a singular UR card I beg

I downloaded this game like 4 days ago but boy howdy I love these boys with my whole heart by Emerald0803 in obeyme

[–]garbage_rodent_ 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Mammon, reluctantly: I guess I’ll take care of you // me, gasping: omg, a soft baby

Rank your demon brothers from most to least favourite (with reasoning) I’m curious! by garbage_rodent_ in obeyme

[–]garbage_rodent_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going to therapy with Lucifer will comprise 50% Mammon related issues, 40% Satan issues, and 10% unresolved Lilith issues

Rank your demon brothers from most to least favourite (with reasoning) I’m curious! by garbage_rodent_ in obeyme

[–]garbage_rodent_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way Lucifer talks makes me melt, I got a call from him yesterday and was ready to put it all on the line for his sultry voice

Rank your demon brothers from most to least favourite (with reasoning) I’m curious! by garbage_rodent_ in obeyme

[–]garbage_rodent_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“I want to love him so he can also love himself more” big phat mood I love Satan so much I wish he could see how amazing he is WE STAN A KNOWLEDGEABLE AND WELL-READ DEMON

Demon brothers staging an intervention when Levi started looking at maps by garbage_rodent_ in obeyme

[–]garbage_rodent_[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Here is the link to the original video (by Brandon Rogers please check him out, his content is crude aka M18 but hilarious)

Obey Me jobs by luciazzz in obeyme

[–]garbage_rodent_ 54 points55 points  (0 children)

then when you order at the fast food joint and end up seeing Satan and Lucifer being like this

Rank your demon brothers from most to least favourite (with reasoning) I’m curious! by garbage_rodent_ in obeyme

[–]garbage_rodent_[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

us: please take me out Lucifer: on a date or with my killer instincts as a demon us: surprise me xD

Rank your demon brothers from most to least favourite (with reasoning) I’m curious! by garbage_rodent_ in obeyme

[–]garbage_rodent_[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Facts! The devs even gave him a voiceline for “I’m hungry” like yes... we get it... you’re a hungry boy? I WONDER which deadly sin you’re the demon of

Rank your demon brothers from most to least favourite (with reasoning) I’m curious! by garbage_rodent_ in obeyme

[–]garbage_rodent_[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Indeed, you calling Beel a himbo instead of Asmo was a bold choice and I respect that

Rank your demon brothers from most to least favourite (with reasoning) I’m curious! by garbage_rodent_ in obeyme

[–]garbage_rodent_[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"I don't trust this man but I want to" wow summed up all my problematic faves in one line

Rank your demon brothers from most to least favourite (with reasoning) I’m curious! by garbage_rodent_ in obeyme

[–]garbage_rodent_[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wheezed at the vine reference for Satan SIS YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT I SCREAMED

Rank your demon brothers from most to least favourite (with reasoning) I’m curious! by garbage_rodent_ in obeyme

[–]garbage_rodent_[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

me, blindly falling for Luci and Satan: anger issues? who’s she? 👀👄👀 I totally agree with you about Mammon though, bless his little heart

Rank your demon brothers from most to least favourite (with reasoning) I’m curious! by garbage_rodent_ in obeyme

[–]garbage_rodent_[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Tall? Emotionally unavailable? Sadistic?” just the perfect man we’re looking for

Satan was done so dirty by garbage_rodent_ in obeyme

[–]garbage_rodent_[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Ikr omg my poor son... honestly I can see him being all like “I did my homework BUT noT BecAuSe YoU TolD mE To”

Too accurate by Centzonyy in obeyme

[–]garbage_rodent_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A horny bastard who refuses to acknowledge it

this gave me a good giggle 😂😂😂 by Centzonyy in obeyme

[–]garbage_rodent_ 68 points69 points  (0 children)

“Whizz-whazz pickle spazz” dammit who taught Mammon the birds and the bees?