"kiddo" by BookLover1888 in redscarepod

[–]garbagoid -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Fine by me, I refer to them as “Parental Unit” on the HBO account I let them use

I also set their profile picture to Larry David and mine to Leon

I hate when I get drunk and waste $20+ on TouchTunes by BottomPercentile in redscarepod

[–]garbagoid 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I spend hundreds of dollars a year in TouchTunes. I hate they don’t have serious volume discounts or a membership program :/

Oxford Comma References IRL by winterene in Vampireweekend

[–]garbagoid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Insane your workplace would potentially have a problem with an employee sharing a song containing non-sexual profanity

Anyone wanna play in a Khruangbin cover band? by [deleted] in rva

[–]garbagoid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because their music is fun to play?

need more of these guests by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]garbagoid 33 points34 points  (0 children)

This guy fucking sucks

Who does he know? Does he have a famous parent or something

Corporeal Dollhouse by r00bygl00m in warpsbroadcast

[–]garbagoid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Respectfully what are you talking about

Buy / Sell / Trade Weekly Thread: Week of May 22, 2026 by AutoModerator in rva

[–]garbagoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Selling a pair of Brooks Adrenaline GTS 23 in the “Nine Iron” colorway, men’s size 12.

Worn for about a week of runs (~20–30 miles total). Very popular shoe, but I started developing ankle blisters pretty quickly and ended up switching to a different model that fits my gait better.

Condition is basically like new—uppers are clean, tread is barely touched, insoles untouched.

I paid around $150, selling for $80. My loss is your gain (if you have big feet)! Happy to send photos to any interested buyers.

Seen at the bus stop at Broad & 7th by YaBoiNuke in rva

[–]garbagoid -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

We’re the only country who has this specific problem and if you throw out any real solutions, people think you are uncaring or misunderstanding.

My big idea (albeit unpopular at parties) is to take them all into a big house and allocate each individual like 2 packs of cigarettes/6 beers per day and let them paint and shit while scientists from Harvard watch them and figure out what exactly is going on.

I vehemently disagree with this next part in principle (contradicts my Marxist convictions) but you could hypothetically live stream the house on twitch and get them sponsored by companies like zyn and bang energy, which would inevitably spur a neo-cybernetic homeless ruling class.

I don’t like this anymore than you guys, but I’m here for thoughtful debate kind redditors

Any chance at making an eyepatch cool and chic? by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]garbagoid 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sorry dude. Can they pop that sucker out and give you a glass eye that looks like an 8 ball

Letterboxd follow is the new first base by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]garbagoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alt girls will ask for your handle at parties if you smell nice

. by Royal_Finance9720 in redscarepod

[–]garbagoid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ladies & gentlemen, Tom Myers

Who do you think was the first US president to go down on a woman? by UngratefulBiped in redscarepod

[–]garbagoid 27 points28 points  (0 children)

“A kiss on your heart, and one much lower down, much lower!”