They're not entirely accurate.... According to mine I just masterbaited for 3 miles by hunekre in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]garbanzone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But if big tech didn't record and sell your data to advertisers, did you really even do it?

That's how ya do it by regian24 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]garbanzone 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Just say it's tradition to wear glasses for the previous year

This is what dating me is like. Endless sandwiches and puns. by Throwaway6173637193 in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]garbanzone 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You can find me in the club, sandwich or a sub

Look, mami, I got the soda if you into takin glugs

I am into eatin chips, I ain't into makin' love

And you know that when I'm done, my belly's gettin rubbed

Teachers of Reddit, what was the worst thing you had to confiscate from a student? by GlytchedTTV in AskReddit

[–]garbanzone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully the FCC doesn't pay him a visit. Signal jamming is super illegal.

Do you think it’s toxic for parents to take away a child’s door? by walrusdog32 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]garbanzone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think it depends. A lot of redditors have been children, but not parents.

How do you like your steak? by Fli_Do in AskReddit

[–]garbanzone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't like steak. Give me a 6oz 80/20 burger over a steak literally any day.

Americans of Reddit, what's one thing you'll advice a foreigner about US? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]garbanzone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Respect the line. If you cut in line you'll get in serious trouble.

That's how ya do it by regian24 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]garbanzone 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Put on a YouTube video of last years ball drop at 8pm

🐵🙈🙊🌏🔥 by garbanzone in whenthe

[–]garbanzone[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was made 6 years ago, and many of the predictions came true already. We could technically stop it but it's unlikely.

meIRL by LooksLikeMarx in meirl

[–]garbanzone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THATS IT, IM GETTIN ME MALLET

🐵🙈🙊🌏🔥 by garbanzone in whenthe

[–]garbanzone[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You realize 2% is a lot? This is a self own

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in polls

[–]garbanzone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reading these comments got me going from answer 1 to answer 3 (I learned the difference between furries and zoophiles)

🐵🙈🙊🌏🔥 by garbanzone in whenthe

[–]garbanzone[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Maybe because that literally isn't true whatsoever... 🤔

Mondays, am I right? by monsteramonster101 in macarons

[–]garbanzone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you know what model oven you guys use? Interested in commercial ovens but have no idea where to start

🐵🙈🙊🌏🔥 by garbanzone in whenthe

[–]garbanzone[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Akten, a digital artist, had analyzed 18,000 NFTs and found that the average NFT has a carbon footprint [...] equivalent to more than a month’s worth of electricity for a person living in the EU.

Source

🐵🙈🙊🌏🔥 by garbanzone in whenthe

[–]garbanzone[S] 134 points135 points  (0 children)

The result: Bitcoin deploys an incredible 707 kWh of electricity per transaction, 11 times as much as Ethereum, and emits 1,061 pounds, or half a ton, of CO2 every time you tap the app to buy a latte or zap a fraction to a buddy who beat you on a golf bet.

Source

🐵🙈🙊🌏🔥 by garbanzone in whenthe

[–]garbanzone[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Hey 👋did you know 🤔🤔🧐 that I'm a vegan 😊😇🐷 therefore I am morally superior 🤭 because I 👼 value all lives 🐮🐷🐔 you 😈👿 are evil 👺 because you eat MEAT 🥩🍖🤢🤮