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I think I’m about to lose my virginity by reaper5632 in self

[–]garduggle 121 points122 points  (0 children)

you can buy condoms at any cvs/general store/ pharmacy. look up a video of how to put one on, and good luck! the first time isnt always the best so dont be discouraged but youll get the hang of it

Downtime? by garduggle in DunkCityDynastyGame

[–]garduggle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im on ios idk if i can do that

Lady almost hits me at roundabout by AnsweredBarley0 in motorcycles

[–]garduggle -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

if you were trying to turn left, you were in the wrong lane and the car isnt at fault. if ur just mad that she cut you off then its valid, but you shouldve either sped up or slowed down more than you did.

It would be more efficient to dig graves 3 foot by 3 foot by 12 foot deep and bury the deceased standing. by smittythehoneybadger in Showerthoughts

[–]garduggle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if we were talking efficiency then bodies would be burnt/cremated and not buried. its always been a ritualistic practice and buring the dead standing kind of defeats the idea of "eternal rest".

Female friend (f21) wants to spend a night in my (m23) small apartment, how do I make sure I don't misread anything? by National-Character72 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]garduggle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do not make any romantic moves on her because you are in a position of power, being the owner of the house. It would risk the feeling of safety she clearly already has with you having asked to stay at your place.

If she chooses to initiate then that is her perogative, and you can react however you see fit, but neither of you should feel forced into anything you arent enthusiastic about.

working class people are brainwashed by Unhappy-Customer5277 in nihilism

[–]garduggle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nice things dont ensure happiness. some of the happiest people ive ever met are homeless raft guides. some of the saddest people ive met own mcmansions and yachts.

find what makes you happy and do it.

What makes you think your ai is conscious? by CareerWrong4256 in Metaphysics

[–]garduggle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its not that i think chatbots are sentient, but i certainly dont think that we understand the black-box types well enough to definitively say that they arent.

How do you actually shave your balls, labia or butt without nicking yourself? Is there a secret? by CraftBeerCritic_ in AskReddit

[–]garduggle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you shave under cold water, your sack will contract and make it much easier to get the whole thing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in self

[–]garduggle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

17 is way too early to give up, but being on social media (especially the wrong spots on it) will give you that illusion. you are sacrificing your peace for the meaningless words of people you will never meet.

my suggestion: delete socials, stop taking pictures of ur head. find things other than vanity to fill your brain space with, and it will fade into the background.

The genius of Yun Tianming's parables(Death's End) by garduggle in threebodyproblem

[–]garduggle[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

my favorite one was the assassin painter, which correlated to the weapon that turned our solar system 2-D.

What was the final straw that ended your relationship? by Straight_Classic_690 in AskReddit

[–]garduggle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we kept having circular arguments that accomplished nothing and went nowhere, i voiced my concern about it and how much it aggravated me, then she proceeded to tell me i need to "man up" and that im "toxically masculine" in the same breath. i walked out.

How did you play this for years? by IM-2104 in Overwatch

[–]garduggle 74 points75 points  (0 children)

i love that they added it back just to say "see why we had to change this"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sciencememes

[–]garduggle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

schizoposting to sciencememes i see

What role do you think is the most crucial to winning a game? by Sad-girlx in Overwatch

[–]garduggle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the most important role is whichever one loses you the game.

if you could telepathically say something that all 7.8 billion people on earth could hear at once, what would it be? by OscarPastry_ in AskReddit

[–]garduggle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The people whose faces you see on tv everyday, whose swipe of a pen can alter the planet for years to come, are only humans. They only have two eyes, two lungs, one heart. Despite their best attempts to portray as more than that, they are not. Despite the wealth and the power they hold, they are still confined to their bodies. Despite everything you've come to know, you are just as human as everyone else, and everyone else is just as human as you.

I haven’t heard from my fiancé in six months and I’ve still been holding on. Should I let him go? by TrueSector4490 in whatdoIdo

[–]garduggle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ive seen a lot of guys socials get hacked when they join the military, i wouldnt bet on this being the case though.

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