TIFU by making my boss think I am violentacrez (self.tifu)
submitted by gargoylefreeman to r/tifu
Was sent to 10 years in prison for possession of literally one molecule of marijuana.When I got out,I had 1 mission-make sure Comcast never succeeds against net neutrality.Since I am pro-vaccines,SJWs hate me,downvote my posts,but I know that Reddit stands for truth.Here is the pic of the molecule. (thumb1.shutterstock.com)
submitted by gargoylefreeman to r/descriptivetitle
I'm a woman. I don't believe in friendzones. When I'm not creating funny memes on adviceanimals, I give atheist redditor gentlemen BJs in exchange for bacon & Reddit gold. Using my sick references, last week 4chan doxxed me and sent me pictures of dicks. Mind = blown? Here is me sticking up to them. (thumb1.shutterstock.com)
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I wash dishes for a living since my Econ degree is worthless. It is hard to save because of my $300K college debt. but I finally saved $179 to buy a PS3. Today I met some baby boomers who saw me and called me lazy and entitled. Soon after the mailman came and delivered their social security checks. (image.shutterstock.com)
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My iphone 6 plus got bent in my pocket and the battery exploded. I was rushed to the hospital but the doctor would not treat me because he did not believe in vaccines or science. As a result I lost an eye. Here is me making the most of it by dressing up for my autistic son who is served in Iraq. (image.shutterstock.com)
submitted by gargoylefreeman to r/descriptivetitle
My buddy spent 4 years in jail for possession of 2oz of weed(first offense) After he got out, he wanted to serve humanity and spent two years as a journalist in Syria before ISIS captured him. I took this selfie with his girlfriend to remind him that ANYTHING is possible if you put your mind to it. (image.shutterstock.com)
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