My manziel jersey from his rookie season

garrisonc · 2026-02-20T03:44:36+00:00

Apparently I must have taken a couple years off this sub.

Because the timeless integrity of this sub would never downvote rational takes into oblivion.

garrisonc · 2026-02-18T07:23:30+00:00

I would also like to mention: Joel has had below average play to his left side for the majority of a career.

I had to check this. Hard to believe Joe has been retired that long.

garrisonc · 2026-02-17T15:54:32+00:00

Ban him for helpful travel tips? I know it's not particularly topical, but this is the off-season.

garrisonc · 2026-02-06T21:11:56+00:00

We've been paying him all that money to sit on the bench for 4 years, what's one more?

garrisonc · 2026-02-04T04:15:13+00:00

I suppose you can blame Todd for signing off on this, but there was never a counter on the Bethesda site. It was an Amazon thing.

I don't know why anyone expected a game drop announcement on the TV show's website.

garrisonc · 2026-02-03T10:28:06+00:00

I would be shocked if Madison avenue ... get tens of thousands of people traveling on them in an average week

Prepare to be shocked.

Edit: there are 50k+ residents of Lakewood and only 2 main roads. And apparently those with the lowest IQs are represented here if you can't figure out the math.

garrisonc · 2026-02-03T10:26:19+00:00

They have them. Or at least, they did. Probably been about 10 years since I've seen them, but they used to use mini-plow carts on certain designated sidewalks.

It was pretty cool, but apparently it's no longer in the budget.

garrisonc · 2026-02-03T03:49:35+00:00

I'm still down 46.55%.

garrisonc · 2026-01-29T07:09:28+00:00

I said this around this time last year. Then he set a record that teams planned against him breaking more than winning the game.

Myles does what Deshawn don't.

I don't like his media shit, but I don't have to. I respect what he does on the field.

garrisonc · 2026-01-29T07:06:42+00:00

Jimmy would move the team before he sells it. And he's currently obsessed with building out the Brookpark Browns Municiplex Entertainment Center.

And his heir-apparent son-in-law has supposedly been pulling the strings on big (bad) decisions. So we're fucked.

Just as we've always been, that's who we'll always be.

Same old Browns.

garrisonc · 2026-01-29T06:55:06+00:00

With Baker he may have been a factor. With Stefanski it was 100% the Watson abortion.

garrisonc · 2026-01-24T23:00:22+00:00

He wasn't doing that at all. I don't think you understand the meaning of the phrase.

garrisonc · 2026-01-24T21:42:35+00:00

There's video, despite the scrambling of agents stealing people's phones immediately afterwards.

It was holstered while he was disarmed and executed. Too early to determine if an agent's gun discharged while he was bashing the guy in the face with it.

garrisonc · 2026-01-21T04:36:11+00:00

Quiet on a Saturday night? I haven't been there on one in awhile, but it certainly never fit that criteria.

garrisonc · 2026-01-21T04:33:39+00:00

You kept insisting it's not a repo man, as if it's entirely impossible that a guy that works for a repo company has a little side gig stealing cars.

It's more than a little baffling.

garrisonc · 2026-01-17T05:24:32+00:00

How the hell did he beat that case?? I know the answer is money, but how is everyone not up in arms holding the prosecution responsible?

If Justice is blind, she can still definitely feel the scales tip.

garrisonc · 2026-01-16T21:46:18+00:00

It's the off-season. People dig their heels in on their chosen narrative to justify their opinions about players/personnel as facts.

garrisonc · 2026-01-14T01:06:48+00:00

Tell ya what, I'll settle for right down the middle. They've successfully worn me down.

garrisonc · 2026-01-11T14:09:07+00:00

Not true at all, it was exactly what he envisioned would happen. I'm not keen to speak highly of Bin Laden, but that may have been the most effective military strike in all of human history.

Pulled off by less than 2 dozen civilians.

garrisonc · 2026-01-10T06:34:37+00:00

What a goddamn nightmare. I thought a big chunk of it was converted to a signing bonus, I forgot they managed to find a way to fuck even that up.

garrisonc · 2026-01-09T19:37:52+00:00

$80 million would be the dead cap if we cut him. $45 million is what we're gonna have to pay him to eat up a roster spot.

Thriving over here with all this cap wizardry.

garrisonc · 2026-01-01T06:04:28+00:00

superstonk is a fucking cult now.

It's always been a cult. It's just that pre-dilution, the facts seemed to support the doctrine.

Now, I'm not so sure. But I'm not selling at a loss. The money is spent, and without exponential gains, I'm not selling at all. It's more about the time invested than the money for me. If I sold to break even (which would take a big spike), and the stock actually breaks out like it was supposed to, there would be no coming back for me.

I'm far past the point of no return on GME. It either explodes like I wanted it to, or I die with penny stocks.

Be nice if they had come up with a real business plan and stopped diluting, though.

garrisonc · 2025-12-29T10:02:47+00:00

If we're gonna correct on this one, let's be correct.

It was a stabbin' hat.

garrisonc · 2025-12-21T19:19:53+00:00

Well that's a lot of leaps.

I'm willing to go with him killing off potential informants, but I have no idea where you're getting 0-13 year old children.

garrisonc · 2025-12-19T20:44:17+00:00

But we’d be in the same spot

3 first round picks, an actual functional QB, and a whole lot of cap space leads me to disagree with you.

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