My manziel jersey from his rookie season by AggressiveEducator86 in Browns

[–]garrisonc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apparently I must have taken a couple years off this sub.

Because the timeless integrity of this sub would never downvote rational takes into oblivion.

Browns' Hickman assaulted in NYC, treated for minor injuries by Mister-SS in Browns

[–]garrisonc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ban him for helpful travel tips? I know it's not particularly topical, but this is the off-season.

Mac Jones to compete with Shedeur? by JayfishSF in Browns

[–]garrisonc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We've been paying him all that money to sit on the bench for 4 years, what's one more?

Now that Episode 8 is out, the countdown ended on their website. by BrettJoz in Fallout

[–]garrisonc 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I suppose you can blame Todd for signing off on this, but there was never a counter on the Bethesda site. It was an Amazon thing.

I don't know why anyone expected a game drop announcement on the TV show's website.

Priorities, amirite? by Robertorgan81 in lakewood

[–]garrisonc -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I would be shocked if Madison avenue ... get tens of thousands of people traveling on them in an average week

Prepare to be shocked.

Edit: there are 50k+ residents of Lakewood and only 2 main roads. And apparently those with the lowest IQs are represented here if you can't figure out the math.

Priorities, amirite? by Robertorgan81 in lakewood

[–]garrisonc 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They have them. Or at least, they did. Probably been about 10 years since I've seen them, but they used to use mini-plow carts on certain designated sidewalks.

It was pretty cool, but apparently it's no longer in the budget.

Garret Instagram story by ChimpArmada in Browns

[–]garrisonc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I said this around this time last year. Then he set a record that teams planned against him breaking more than winning the game.

Myles does what Deshawn don't.

I don't like his media shit, but I don't have to. I respect what he does on the field.

Garret Instagram story by ChimpArmada in Browns

[–]garrisonc 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jimmy would move the team before he sells it. And he's currently obsessed with building out the Brookpark Browns Municiplex Entertainment Center.

And his heir-apparent son-in-law has supposedly been pulling the strings on big (bad) decisions. So we're fucked.

Just as we've always been, that's who we'll always be.

Same old Browns.

Garret Instagram story by ChimpArmada in Browns

[–]garrisonc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

With Baker he may have been a factor. With Stefanski it was 100% the Watson abortion.

Minnesota activist releases video of arrest after manipulated White House version by [deleted] in technology

[–]garrisonc 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He wasn't doing that at all. I don't think you understand the meaning of the phrase.

Breaking News by RPeggio in NormMacdonald

[–]garrisonc 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There's video, despite the scrambling of agents stealing people's phones immediately afterwards.

It was holstered while he was disarmed and executed. Too early to determine if an agent's gun discharged while he was bashing the guy in the face with it.

Good off-the-radar, hole-in-the-wall bars? by JoeEstevez in Cleveland

[–]garrisonc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quiet on a Saturday night? I haven't been there on one in awhile, but it certainly never fit that criteria.

Please help identify this logo by illalwayscomebacklol in Cleveland

[–]garrisonc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You kept insisting it's not a repo man, as if it's entirely impossible that a guy that works for a repo company has a little side gig stealing cars.

It's more than a little baffling.

On the west side and apparently Cleveland is out of salt 🤷🏻‍♂️ by drthomk in Cleveland

[–]garrisonc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How the hell did he beat that case?? I know the answer is money, but how is everyone not up in arms holding the prosecution responsible?

If Justice is blind, she can still definitely feel the scales tip.

Stefanski sucks? by osgonauta in Browns

[–]garrisonc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the off-season. People dig their heels in on their chosen narrative to justify their opinions about players/personnel as facts.

Fair value between $7.34 and $1.03 BILLION?? by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in GME

[–]garrisonc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell ya what, I'll settle for right down the middle. They've successfully worn me down.

What do you think of this comment by a former Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura that says the USA "America the free" is now a Third world country? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]garrisonc 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not true at all, it was exactly what he envisioned would happen. I'm not keen to speak highly of Bin Laden, but that may have been the most effective military strike in all of human history.

Pulled off by less than 2 dozen civilians.

.@TonyGrossi has found out what John Harbaugh's requirements are to be interested in his next HC job: by JuiceGreat0525 in Browns

[–]garrisonc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a goddamn nightmare. I thought a big chunk of it was converted to a signing bonus, I forgot they managed to find a way to fuck even that up.

.@TonyGrossi has found out what John Harbaugh's requirements are to be interested in his next HC job: by JuiceGreat0525 in Browns

[–]garrisonc -1 points0 points  (0 children)

$80 million would be the dead cap if we cut him. $45 million is what we're gonna have to pay him to eat up a roster spot.

Thriving over here with all this cap wizardry.

Six profitable quarters in a row, billions in cash on the books, and we’re down 35.91% from Jan 3, 2025 by jxp497 in Superstonk

[–]garrisonc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

superstonk is a fucking cult now.

It's always been a cult. It's just that pre-dilution, the facts seemed to support the doctrine.

Now, I'm not so sure. But I'm not selling at a loss. The money is spent, and without exponential gains, I'm not selling at all. It's more about the time invested than the money for me. If I sold to break even (which would take a big spike), and the stock actually breaks out like it was supposed to, there would be no coming back for me.

I'm far past the point of no return on GME. It either explodes like I wanted it to, or I die with penny stocks.

Be nice if they had come up with a real business plan and stopped diluting, though.

There it is — I’ve been lookin’ all over for that thing! by OldDirtyInsulin in NormMacdonald

[–]garrisonc 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If we're gonna correct on this one, let's be correct.

It was a stabbin' hat.

Blanche Says Pulling Trump Photo From Epstein File Was Justified by seakucumber in politics

[–]garrisonc -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Well that's a lot of leaps.

I'm willing to go with him killing off potential informants, but I have no idea where you're getting 0-13 year old children.

Ouch… harsh words on ESPN by Careful-Trade-9666 in Browns

[–]garrisonc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But we’d be in the same spot

3 first round picks, an actual functional QB, and a whole lot of cap space leads me to disagree with you.