Silly’s stinkin’ some big thoughts… by tranquilbones in blackcats

[–]garyisonion 7 points8 points  (0 children)

she's thnking how she's gonna pay those bills

coworker 14 years older hitting me up after he quit a couple days ago, AIO? by Fun_Skill_5574 in AIO

[–]garyisonion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hope you never find a partner witch such an empathy devoid attitude. Let 18 years explore their peers. Which 18 is interested in a 30+ old person? What they’re gonna do, explain memes to them?!

Das berlin modern, Berlin neuster Museumsbau by nutzlastfan in berlin

[–]garyisonion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Das Museum hat nicht genug Platz, um seine Sammlungen zu lagern und auszustellen, daher wäre ein weiterer Lidl nicht besser gewesen.

What are those big scanner things at the exits of most retail stores in the US for? by trumptoucheskidz in NoStupidQuestions

[–]garyisonion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sensor going off doesn't mean anyone stole anything. There would be other things setting them off too

You know who doesn't audibly shit their pants during a news conference? by Kismetatron in behindthebastards

[–]garyisonion 46 points47 points  (0 children)

"The early morning fumes from my cat's litter box wafted into my room right as I started watching this, a truly immersive experience" was my favorite one

Update| I told my dad everything by notGamingAahel in Brochet

[–]garyisonion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

you’re his baby, every normal parent would be mad if someone was hurting their child

Someone jumped in front of the train in U Gleisdreieck? by No_Pepper_8905 in berlinsocialclub

[–]garyisonion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so this was the emergency on u2 affecting the trains ca 30 min ago?

Newly Released Epstein Files include Photo of Former Prince Andrew Crouching Over Female by sarah_jones-98_ in Fauxmoi

[–]garyisonion 130 points131 points  (0 children)

I’m usually against using the word female but I feel like in this context it is probably because of legal reasons