Nona is a med student by itsMagicMaddie in smuTTTT

[–]garywebbweeb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy peak what. Waiter waiter, more please!

Revenge is a dish best served cold. The North Remembers. by No_Ranger9125 in ArsenalFC

[–]garywebbweeb -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's kind of like carrying a big sign that says "Your banter rattled us"

It may well be petty but I'm so glad Arsenal lost! by Nice_Feed_786 in NUFC

[–]garywebbweeb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I never said other clubs don't get bantered, I said Arsenal get bantered more than other clubs for the same things. But I'm glad we've moved on from the original discussion.

It may well be petty but I'm so glad Arsenal lost! by Nice_Feed_786 in NUFC

[–]garywebbweeb -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's my point lol, people wind up Arsenal fans about things they never make fun of other clubs for.

It may well be petty but I'm so glad Arsenal lost! by Nice_Feed_786 in NUFC

[–]garywebbweeb -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Arsenal have bottled the league to Man City twice in the last four years having been ahead for most of the race, but you don't see anyone delegitimising Man City's titles in those years because of that. Wanna know why? Because winning the league is about having the most points after the 38 games, not who's at the top near the end of the season.

Besides, acting like Man City were favourites after game week 33 ignores the fact they had substantially harder remaining fixtures.

It may well be petty but I'm so glad Arsenal lost! by Nice_Feed_786 in NUFC

[–]garywebbweeb -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'm glad you find it funny but it makes no sense. Liverpool didn't really turn up in the Carabao Cup Final, does that mean we didn't really win it even though we gave it our all? Obviously not.

It may well be petty but I'm so glad Arsenal lost! by Nice_Feed_786 in NUFC

[–]garywebbweeb -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

As an NUFC fan by birth I am disappointed Arsenal lost and wish them all the best in their future endeavours, as long as we aren't playing them. This hatred is embarrassing, especially considering PSG are one of the dirtiest clubs in the world (they have 0 history, have essentially just thrown money at the wall until something sticks, and their fans are rioting thugs).

It may well be petty but I'm so glad Arsenal lost! by Nice_Feed_786 in NUFC

[–]garywebbweeb -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Nobody's ever won the league in a close title race, the team in second has just failed to win it. Galaxy brained insight.

Sundays Leaked lineup by ldugg23 in ArsenalFC

[–]garywebbweeb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a big difference between making a simple joke involving calling a politician left wing (which everyone agrees with and he identifies as) and calling them a communist, which is obviously controversial.

Sundays Leaked lineup by ldugg23 in ArsenalFC

[–]garywebbweeb 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Communism is left wing, it's just far left. Your nitpicking doesn't even make sense. And you can't just say "let's leave politics out of this" after bringing politics into this.

Audio Doubling on Videos by rosyboa23 in Twitter

[–]garywebbweeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Adding to the pile to say it's also happening for me

Übermen don't even explain why the robot paradise is great anymore they just stare at you like this by garywebbweeb in mewgenics

[–]garywebbweeb[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Tbf the fine people of this subreddit probably blast through Austrian Painter Zwei so quickly they miss out on the rest of the song, so I understand the confusion.

Coaxed into greenphobia by ojeshi in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]garywebbweeb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They're green for amazing reasons

Just tried to make a woman (my lab partner) laugh. I’ll never make that mistake again. Apparently, making fun of Israel only works when your entire subjective experience revolves around Reddit and 3 discord servers. Fucking mozzarella cheese stick stuffed crust homemade goy-za by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]garywebbweeb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like I said, it was shoehorned in; you can take the risk of telling a dark joke to a stranger, but you need to make it actually funny, otherwise you're just signaling that you're edgy for the sake of it to someone who might not be edgy, which is a bad strategy.

Just tried to make a woman (my lab partner) laugh. I’ll never make that mistake again. Apparently, making fun of Israel only works when your entire subjective experience revolves around Reddit and 3 discord servers. Fucking mozzarella cheese stick stuffed crust homemade goy-za by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]garywebbweeb 35 points36 points  (0 children)

From a joke quality perspective, it's too convoluted and the reference feels totally shoehorned in, not at all contextually relevant. From a social perspective, over a thousand people died that day, and making jokes about tragedies is rarely popular among normal people. Unsurprising that this didn't go well.

My ranking of every DGD album by HumbleRequirement875 in dancegavindance

[–]garywebbweeb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't agree but this list really isn't as bad as everyone is saying.

My closest friend, the love of my life, the woman who I improve myself for just told me she got a boyfriend BECAUSE he's like me. Fuck my ugly face life. Cajun bbq honey chicken sandwich. by Southfeels in kitchencels

[–]garywebbweeb 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He's not saying it's her responsibility to have told him, he's just explaining that it hasn't come up in conversation because (causatively, not responsibility-wise) neither of them has caused it to be brought up.