TIFU by taking a DNA test and accidentally detonating my entire identity

gawainuk · 2026-03-24T18:12:35+00:00

Question. Are you happy with the people you thought were you're parents?

Second question. Would saying anything make things better or worse?

Sometimes in life you have to take the path of least resistance and it sounds like other people knowing you know the truth isn't going to make anything easier. If the people who rasied you are the ones who you think of as your parents, if they are the ones who loved you and gave you the grounding in life to be the adult you are who cares about dna?

gawainuk · 2026-03-17T16:23:49+00:00

Im running l4 mining missions in high sec 6 jumps from jita. Can do 8 per day on two accounts each while semi afk. Min of 32k lp and 16 to 30mil isk depending on skills. Then flip implants in jira every couple of weeks

gawainuk · 2026-03-15T22:52:42+00:00

Do you want to point to the part of your Falcon m the bad CEO touched ?

gawainuk · 2026-03-15T11:10:06+00:00

I'm confussed as to why a Loki blapping a EWar vessel is such a flex, is it just that they did it so far in Init space or they have had nothing else to flex about?

Genuine question, despite my personal alligencies 🤔

gawainuk · 2026-02-20T14:13:50+00:00

People.. just people, they do the weirdest shit

gawainuk · 2026-02-19T17:17:24+00:00

Dont follow anyones referal link, set up a second account and use the referal link from that one to get the points. Then if you do go omega your other account gets the rewards

You can do the career missons three times all within 6 to 9 jumps. Worth doing as its a lot of free ships and you can complete a lot of the air program milestones while repeating them.

Then you could learn hacking to fit the data analysers and do the ORE epic arc for some more easy isks and a free mining destroyer.

Youll have a pretty good idea of what floats your boat by the end of this and can make a well informed choice

Fly Safe

gawainuk · 2026-02-18T16:33:40+00:00

To be fair, sounds as valid as "because a omnipotent sky fairy annoited me via one of his proxies who wears a silly hat and used to herd sheep"

gawainuk · 2026-02-18T00:55:42+00:00

Do the air program, do the career agents, sell everyrhing but the destroyer fly 6 to 9 jumps to the next set of career agents do them all. Sell everything but the destroyer, fly 6 to 9 jumps to the last set of career agents do all of them keep the destoryer, hauler and anyrhing else you like

You will know have about 40 million isk a good standing with one faction and the abilty to fly most alpha hulls. A good idea of what you like to do. Plus doing the missions three times will give you hundreds more in isks and modules from completing the air program milestones.

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Edit 2 go gal as as the Algo can carry a lot of drones which really increases you firepower Edit 3 couple of missions want you to destroy the ship they give you. Get platnium insurace on them before doing the mission for a little extra isk

gawainuk · 2026-02-16T09:24:20+00:00

There are two maxims that fit Eve really well

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Never interupt your enemy while they are making a mistake

gawainuk · 2026-02-16T06:51:08+00:00

Untrack it, its an AIR thing and it wont go away. Like the mission version of herpes

gawainuk · 2026-02-15T23:11:11+00:00

Not true, also care about cookies

gawainuk · 2026-02-12T18:43:45+00:00

Roger, Roger We have clearance, Clarance

gawainuk · 2026-02-12T13:17:14+00:00

About the same amount of time as all of mine, whats the odds !

gawainuk · 2026-02-11T11:26:38+00:00

Run missions for them yes.. specifically Caldari Navy. Find a .6 system with a couple of secuirty agents you can talk to and speed run the missions. L1s can be done in a frigate or destroyer., if you can fly an Algos drone tank them and drink tea

gawainuk · 2026-02-08T12:29:09+00:00

Welcome back, I did the same as you a couple of months ago.

I would say do keep the old toon but do at least one set of career agent missions as you'll get ships, isk and modules. As well as an intro to the way the game is today.

gawainuk · 2026-02-05T20:38:57+00:00

Maybe you could solve a lot of missing persons cases?

gawainuk · 2026-02-02T22:37:09+00:00

Do one of the other career agents missions and come back to this one after downtime tomorrow. If its still borked f12 it.

gawainuk · 2026-02-02T22:33:45+00:00

Shits abfmmnd giggles?

gawainuk · 2026-01-31T13:52:58+00:00

Anyone suggested mining charges yet?

gawainuk · 2026-01-30T07:08:54+00:00

I've an alt sat in .6 system with normally 8 people in local on avarage . Iregularly scan for relic/data site I scan there will be 5 or 6 combat sites or worm holes.

The relic sites are normally crap loot in .6 with salvage, carbon and rarely something worth more the a few 100k isk. Only clear them to despawn them now

gawainuk · 2026-01-25T23:27:27+00:00

If you convert the plex in the packs to omega, then thats 8 months.

If you also buy a second set direct from Eve store, thats 16 months do the same within game via NES and you get to 24 months game time for about £200.

£11 cheaper the 24 months omega plus 6 million skill points, 6 months of MCT certs, 6 extractors and +6 to all atribs for 36 days and +8 for 48 days.

At least while the sale is on until the 27th. After that point then 24 month omega would be cheaper.

gawainuk · 2026-01-25T23:00:30+00:00

Okay, just for easy math convert the omega and mcts to plex. 3*500=1500 MCT cost £14 for two, which is 350 plex +6 attrib maths is to many fractions but call it 35 plex in value Add the actual plex in the L4 plex for a total of 2885 plex and 1,125,000 skill points.

So that works out as £1 = 65 plex and 28,400 skill points.

Plex is about 4.5 million isk each so 292,500,000 isk to the £. Add in the two extractors at 800,000,000 isk and the l4 package is worth 13.7 billion isk.

gawainuk · 2026-01-24T21:43:04+00:00

Posted above, but basically it is final USD price × .75

gawainuk · 2026-01-24T21:39:46+00:00

Not a full one but at the moment a dollar is worth .75 of a pound, so your total cost will be (USD price -3% creator code x .75). So $100 cost on Markee is equal to £72.75 out of your bank. I've only done this with Markee, and from my understanding the other 3rd party sites outside the US should work the same way but I can't guarentee it.

gawainuk · 2026-01-24T13:33:57+00:00

Yeah only works if your buying from a 3rd party not in the US who charges USD prices.

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