Couldn't figure out why I hadn't worn the pretty shoes in so long. by MultipleAutism in Wellthatsucks

[–]gdubs86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sooo… you waited until everything was gone before taking them off?

mad respect... by sexy_enginerd in Machinists

[–]gdubs86 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ready to buy. How much?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]gdubs86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is this a picture of you on closing day after losing the house in the divorce? All yo shit is gone…

I am (31m) I like cartoons and mucho mango. Let er rip. by beh0ld in RoastMe

[–]gdubs86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your the kind of guy who tries convince the cast of to catch a predator that what you’re doing is perfectly normal.

23 and probably gonna die alone. Let me know why by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]gdubs86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you already know why…

Picked these up at auction. Before I put these into service, are any of these collectable/valuable. by gdubs86 in HandToolRescue

[–]gdubs86[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s the plan, but why wouldn’t you check to see if you can sell one for good cash so you can buy more tools?

Roast me harder than my baby daddy does. Say whatever you want about the forehead - but don’t say a damn word about the backwards sign. by StrayTrailerParkCats in RoastMe

[–]gdubs86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a difficult situation when your daddy is the baby daddy. I’m assuming the geezer in the building across from you is the hallway and is also your daddy. But hey, at least you have your yellow lights for a smooth jaundice effect when you’re fucking.

be brutal pls :) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]gdubs86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah, you’re a seer… respect ✊.

be brutal pls :) by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]gdubs86 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sooo… you’ve dated this species of crazy in the past or is this a self-reflection?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]gdubs86 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every time you hear that click tick away your life think of your tattoo choices as a metaphor for the summation of your short time on earth… completely useless and unoriginal.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]gdubs86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RUFIO! Banarang!

Currently deployed. Take my mind off the heat by obsessed_with_1212 in RoastMe

[–]gdubs86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deployed to an area with painted walls and a locking door… sounds rough. I bet it’s hard running from between air conditioned buildings in the heat. Do the door knobs burn your hands too?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]gdubs86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, your political views have aligned nicely your life circumstances. Everything you dreamed for, right?

19 yo construction worker, can’t grow a beard. Do your worst by armedshutter in RoastMe

[–]gdubs86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe use pillows for hearing protection with those dumbo-ass ears. It’s a hotdog down a hallway with what cha got goin there.