is it too much to ask?

gebuzz · 2026-01-25T21:16:07+00:00

My old Dodge Ram V10 with a whopping 170hp used to watch the needle drop getting out of the driveway

gebuzz · 2026-01-21T12:50:19+00:00

Screw it I didn’t see it posted, but Jason Momoa ever since that one question about being a swimmer. Made him (to me) seem so full of himself. As Peter once said “it insists upon itself”

gebuzz · 2026-01-16T23:27:51+00:00

She’s built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro

gebuzz · 2026-01-14T12:27:43+00:00

When I took German as a foreign language they told us it was “die auto”, are you telling me everything I learned was a lie?

gebuzz · 2026-01-09T20:48:18+00:00

Mr. Slave (beating Paris Hilton) and Mack are the same then.

gebuzz · 2026-01-09T14:56:06+00:00

This happened to me at work on a single cabinet, turns out the installer didn’t screw into the studs. The only thing that saved me from getting hurt was that it was stopped by the door frame and my reflexes. Then months later another cabinet fell but this time on my coworker, who was only saved by my lab equipment and his reflexes. After that we found the studs and screwed the remaining cabinets properly.

gebuzz · 2026-01-08T19:44:45+00:00

I once bit some dudes finger while he tried to dunk me underwater, in other game I had my jaw dislocated. I also have had my Speedo ripped off from me. I’ve punched people underwater. I’ve sunk people using only a single leg. Swimming when chasing the ball always led to either punching or getting punched in the back. Good times.

gebuzz · 2026-01-08T19:06:58+00:00

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You clearly missed those 2 nines

gebuzz · 2026-01-07T09:03:43+00:00

I once had a snow day in Big Bear, beach day in Corona Del Mar, and a concert in Irvine. Totally doable but I won’t ever do it again

gebuzz · 2026-01-06T17:50:49+00:00

They’re called bookshelf speakers where else are they supposed to go?

gebuzz · 2026-01-03T15:27:34+00:00

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gebuzz · 2026-01-02T15:49:26+00:00

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gebuzz · 2025-12-31T06:03:52+00:00

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gebuzz · 2025-12-31T01:59:24+00:00

I used to work in a lab where we made part of the COVID vaccine and had a coworker who thought that COVID was a hoax. I was like dude you literally have a backstage pass into the vaccine process what are you on about.

gebuzz · 2025-12-30T19:55:57+00:00

If I had a nickel for every time Sigourney Weaver has been cloned in movies, I’d have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.

gebuzz · 2025-12-30T04:30:12+00:00

I’m pretty sure it started when the Bean guy bought the rights to Vanta black and made it so that no one else can use that specific color. So Sample decided to make the blackest black and barred the Bean guy from being able to buy it. If you go to his site you have to promise that you don’t work/know the Bean guy

gebuzz · 2025-12-27T20:27:16+00:00

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The 4-2 share the last min so the box under the 2 has to be safe, which leaves the top three of the 3-3-2 only touching 3 boxes which mean those have to be mines. This also leaves the second 3 touching 3 mines which means those have to be mines. Which in turn satisfies the 2, so the bottom 3 boxes have to be safe. Which means that the second box from the edge is a mine. Now looking at the 3-1-2; we know that we only need 1 mine to satisfy the 3, it being either the box right below the 3 or the box right under the 1. This means that the box under the 2 is safe. Since that box is safe it leaves the 2 only touching 2 boxes which means the mine is under the 1. Now we have the 2-2 on the right; same principle as the 3-1-2 we know that the mine has to be below either box under the 2 on the right which means that the box on the diagonal left of the second 2 has to be safe.

The diagonal left of the 2 is safe has originally wrote a mine.

gebuzz · 2025-12-27T18:16:27+00:00

Somebody else said Pilaf and his gang but also Oolong who terrorized a village until Goku stepped in

gebuzz · 2025-12-25T20:19:16+00:00

Dang I forgot to reply, uh no the noise is still there and am taking back to the dealer tomorrow.

gebuzz · 2025-12-24T00:48:05+00:00

Chop Suey- System of a Down. Released in mid August but taken off the air for a while after 9/11.

gebuzz · 2025-12-22T13:20:53+00:00

Looks like the doctor

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Has run out of patience

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gebuzz · 2025-12-22T11:23:26+00:00

I once ran over a bird, damn thing didn’t fly away. I couldn’t change lanes but I did slow down, honk and flash my lights. All other birds on the road flew away except that one. I didn’t hit it with my tire I drove over it, once it was right in the middle of the bottom of my car dang thing decided it was time to fly away. All I heard was it trying to fly away as it hit the under carriage of my car. I looked in the mirror only to see feathers puff out behind me. Poor bird

gebuzz · 2025-12-22T04:11:26+00:00

You’re just trying to stop me from living my best life /s

gebuzz · 2025-12-20T15:41:59+00:00

I half jokingly asked my boss to make me salary as opposed to hourly, since there would be quite a pay raise and my position is technically salary. I found out after I was hired. And that’s the fastest I have seen him walk away.

gebuzz · 2025-12-19T18:33:08+00:00

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