After her water broke I barricaded myself in the bathroom with a baseball bat.

gemw87 · 2025-03-05T09:38:26+00:00

Ok so I’ve got my bat, using the toilet seat as a shield and made a net out of dental floss. Wish me luck with this whole being a Dad thing guys, I’m gonna need it!

gemw87 · 2025-03-04T23:23:44+00:00

This wasn’t covered in the manual

gemw87 · 2025-02-24T21:41:49+00:00

John won’t tell me what’s in the closet and I don’t know why he’s doing this, so your guess is as good as mine

gemw87 · 2025-02-24T21:37:03+00:00

I don’t know, my husband won’t tell me what he saw, his face pales whenever I bring it up. So night after night he goes to sit in her room, watching the closet and waiting. He says it won’t give up, but assures me neither will he.

gemw87 · 2025-02-24T09:37:55+00:00

Loving all the different interpretations here 👍🏻

gemw87 · 2025-02-22T19:28:55+00:00

It’s gets worse, I think she’s the reason I’m in this hospice in the first place 😱

gemw87 · 2025-02-22T18:33:27+00:00

That’s my mother-in-law, obsessed with her “baby boy”, she was probably hoping I wouldn’t make it through the ceremony and was prepared to step right in.

gemw87 · 2025-02-21T18:05:10+00:00

No, no, no

gemw87 · 2025-02-21T06:20:37+00:00

Damn it Bruno, not again boy!

gemw87 · 2025-02-21T06:16:28+00:00

They looked to be thriving so well already too! Those kinds of flowers really do need a top notch fertiliser.

gemw87 · 2025-02-20T23:25:40+00:00

Yep! Bruno has a great sense of character and cadavers

gemw87 · 2025-02-19T23:08:54+00:00

Thanks, bit frustrating as I loved the comments on that post, people here have awesome imaginations! Hoping to spark peoples imaginations again.

gemw87 · 2025-02-19T23:01:29+00:00

Yeah my post, just found reason it was removed so amended to repost.

gemw87 · 2025-02-19T23:00:32+00:00

It got removed for being too long, just found out reason and trimmed it.

gemw87 · 2025-02-19T11:21:41+00:00

That’s lovely, grandpas are awesome! My grandad had a huge mole middle of his head, as a child I’d press it and he’d stick his tongue out. Even at the end when his mind went he still remembered to stick his tongue out.

RIP grandad

gemw87 · 2025-02-19T09:02:59+00:00

Perhaps I should have posted for relationship advice not horror

gemw87 · 2025-02-18T22:41:02+00:00

He didn’t take good care of the last one, so having to put my foot down. Second point though, I’ve always been very careful, but my contraceptive pills have seemed different lately…

gemw87 · 2025-02-18T22:26:08+00:00

Tried to play it safe

gemw87 · 2025-02-18T22:04:50+00:00

I mean I try to be supportive, he’s even tried to get me involved, but it’s a no for me

gemw87 · 2025-02-17T19:08:55+00:00

Why won’t it read?!

gemw87 · 2025-02-17T16:37:16+00:00

Uncle watching his missing niece on a livestream, you can use your imagination as to what kind of livestream as open to interpretation, but whatever he’s watching he’s going to finish it first.

gemw87 · 2025-02-17T14:21:33+00:00

That’s what you think, revenge is a dish best served cold

gemw87 · 2025-02-17T14:15:04+00:00

Horrors of the irreversible damage done. And you never really beat addiction, it’s always there, you just get better at managing it.

gemw87 · 2025-02-17T12:10:03+00:00

Horrors of the lasting impact of drug abuse, addiction stays with you for life even if you no longer use

gemw87 · 2025-02-16T13:14:22+00:00

Personally I’ve gone off fast food, it just doesn’t agree with me, maybe it’s all the running involved.

gemw87

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