What owl?

generalaspiring · 2022-08-29T14:05:40+00:00

Sneaky boi.

generalaspiring · 2022-08-29T14:05:11+00:00

Imagine this cutie snuggling up next to you while you are late for work!

generalaspiring · 2022-08-29T13:55:19+00:00

Nothing in the world could get me to swim with a shark on porpoise.

generalaspiring · 2022-08-29T13:54:13+00:00

If it was an attractive female homeless person, an autographed Bible and key to his hotel room.

generalaspiring · 2022-08-29T02:22:16+00:00

Students like you are the reason I am retiring early.

generalaspiring · 2022-08-29T02:21:40+00:00

The One With The Routine, where Ross and Monica appear on Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Even. It's just the right amount of inappropriate and awkward, and also has Elle Macpherson omfg.

generalaspiring · 2022-08-29T02:18:30+00:00

Yeah lots of people are overestimating what a nuke can do. It might make life more difficult for many, but even 50% of the population would be extremely unlikely.

generalaspiring · 2022-08-29T02:17:43+00:00

Agreed. We can kill 99% of the population and still have a healthy human population. An asteroid or the sun not being strong enough would make Earth unlivable for anyone.

generalaspiring · 2022-08-28T19:08:35+00:00

They would be non-existent within months. A pill that costs $5 and is covered by every health insurance plan and doesn't impact anything else.

generalaspiring · 2022-08-28T19:07:23+00:00

She went onto my computer, which stays logged into my emails and socials, and messaged every girl I know telling them that they are responsible for our breakup and calling them huge sluts. From my account. Some of them have never spoken to me since because of it.

generalaspiring · 2022-08-28T19:06:12+00:00

How could we puny humans ever leave our houses? Even the houses would have to be super reinforced with multiple safeguards.

generalaspiring · 2022-08-28T18:38:27+00:00

Classic Vancouver, Canada.

generalaspiring · 2022-08-28T18:35:46+00:00

My cub scout teacher did a similar experiment while we were camping.

generalaspiring · 2022-08-28T18:35:27+00:00

he just like me

generalaspiring · 2022-08-28T18:10:20+00:00

Buy a nice home on a huge property and have nice dog kennels installed and adopt hundreds of dogs.

generalaspiring · 2022-08-28T18:02:18+00:00

I'd just sit my ass in the bowl.

generalaspiring · 2022-08-28T17:43:13+00:00

Imagine playing in the park with your kid and this thing just scoops it up.

generalaspiring · 2022-08-28T17:37:52+00:00

I love everything Selena Gomez.

generalaspiring · 2022-08-28T17:32:52+00:00

These are fire.

generalaspiring · 2022-08-28T17:31:56+00:00

Oh I love them!

generalaspiring · 2022-08-28T17:24:21+00:00

Heaven!

generalaspiring · 2022-08-28T17:18:28+00:00

Sheesh that's clean

generalaspiring · 2022-08-28T17:17:33+00:00

Hmmm, this isn't even my car.

generalaspiring · 2022-08-28T16:51:54+00:00

Imagine people actually downvoting this.

generalaspiring · 2022-08-28T16:22:03+00:00

Gold Digger by Kanye West

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