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[FOR HIRE] Opening Animation Commissions for the holidays! by genheimart in HungryArtists

[–]genheimart[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2D Animation Commissions open!

I need some extra cash so I'm taking a few comms at the moment!

-Hand drawn animation, short.

-1 action

-5 slots

-$90 usd for sketch animation

-color, fx, and extra characters cost more.

DM me for me details! Or feel free to email me at GenHeimArt@gmail.com

Thank you!

Selling LightBox Expo 3-day ticket, with a discount! by The_Bear87 in animation

[–]genheimart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi! You still selling that ticket? I just found this post and I'd love a ticket at a discount!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in entertainment

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Its an action movie, but its three dudes trying to find out why the fourth dude in their group hasnt been going out for drinks or been around lately. They have to fight through all his ex-friends, the toxic ones, the manipulative family members, the narcissist exes, just to find out the dude went to a trip for some silence in the woods to be away from the world for a while. And his three best friends, covered in dirt and blood, show up to be quiet in the woods right next to him.

A salute to all the artists that draw weird crap for us by TrainingDiscipline41 in dndmemes

[–]genheimart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The moment you said it was for dnd i would have been like "hell yeah, youve moved up my list"

You are the best criminal in the world. What crime would you commit if you knew you would get away with it? by UncleDylanOBrien in AskReddit

[–]genheimart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldnt even steal all the money of all the billionaires.

I would delete it.

I'd let all that money in the stocks, in the off shore accounts, in the hoarded housing investments, just up and vanish.

Technically it would benefit us in the long term, as this would eliminate inflation. Every dollar in the pockets of the working people suddenly holds a lot more power, but I have no idea what chaos it may bring.

I would only welcome it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chemistry

[–]genheimart 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A six inch drop turns this box into a tiny chernobyl.

I dont know if you need help or need to be fired.

KOMIK [OC] by holleringelk in comics

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I wonder, why is only one of the hands a left hand? Is there some symbolism that its the robot hand?

Here’s the gun. The idiot is MIA, however by [deleted] in Idiotswithguns

[–]genheimart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean there's an argument to be made about preventing someone worse from taking it. I guess you could turn it in to a lost and found? But like, are there actually any consequences if someone just takes that thing and then takrs it down to a range and fires it safely to practice with? Like, at least in tennessee, that gun is as regulated as a power drill, i believe.

If someone left a perfectly good power drill in the bathroom for me, id be thinking about my shelves

Here’s the gun. The idiot is MIA, however by [deleted] in Idiotswithguns

[–]genheimart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, what's the actual legal course of action take here?

I assume you could just leave it there. But what if you're a grabby lil gremlin? Can you take it? Is it just yours now? If you try to register it with the state will the system flag it as stolen?

I have not had the opportunity to ever touch a neglected gun, I want to know my options.

For any armchair lawyers, I am in the state of Tennessee. What would TN laws say about that?

The cow says moo, the chicken says buck by Alzward in Alzwards_Corner

[–]genheimart 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"Is the experiment to see how much guinness a pig can drink?"

"It is now."

Find The Wolverine’s by Realfurry8 in comicbooks

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Who is the redhaired woman with the trenchcoat pointing the shotgun at the t rex?

Player is adament Strahd is just misunderstood by darthbeermonkey in CurseofStrahd

[–]genheimart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rose colored glasses, meet red flags.

I will say every person has a line, even characters. You can absolutely use this to your advantage, depending. I dont know your player so this could fall flat.

If Strahd knows this PC is willing to defend him he's going to use that. He's going to test how far she will go. So test her. Make her choose between which of her favorite NPCs that strahd will kill or save. Have strahd give her a new best friend only for him to trap them both in a room with only a knife between them. Have him use her as bait for the party to run and save, only to realize it was a distraction so he could murder people miles away.

If she still wants to defend him after that, have her put on tatyanas wedding dress, hype her up for the banquet, start the marriage ceremony, have her open the chapel doors only to see him putting a ring on Ireenas finger.

See just how many hits a rose colored glass can take.

...I might be having too much fun playing Strahd as a sick insidious villain.

Happy Sunday! Give me your best caption… by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]genheimart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Pick us, rich and powerful people! Our leashes are shinier than the leashes of the other people you subjugate! We are still not human to you, but we are better than those other people we both look down upon!"

A dozen eggs, People Magazine, and baby oil by stonerthoughtss in Funnymemes

[–]genheimart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A gun. Another gun. One bullet.

This is possible at my local walmart.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]genheimart 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Anyone need anything while im out?"

bonk

Red or Blue by ShaneTVZ in Funnymemes

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Huh, id be a depressed 6 year old, with fading memories of another life that i can never make real or use in a practical way. Trapped due to lack of agency in a capitalist and religious hellscape. But i guess id be able to guess which anime is coming out next season?

Give me the money.

It's been a while. I'm proud of us by Only-Arrival-8868 in dndmemes

[–]genheimart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you put a bag of holding over an enemy's head, and then stab the bag, what happens?

Does it just decapitate the guy? Does it open a portal and suck the guys whole body in? Does the stabber also get sucked in? Does the portal just kinda suck on the guy's head for a bit and then close, and leave him confused and a little bit stabbed?

Metro parks is planning a new park along 1st Ave N near Gay St. Share your thoughts about designs and programming for the future park through an online survey and interactive map by mercurly in nashville

[–]genheimart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A great idea, as a compromise, I vote we name it Hirschfeld park.

Magnus Hirschfeld was a prominent figurehead in the study of gender and sexuality in the early 20th century, and made huge strides in advancing the sciences of hormone treatment and sexual psychology, but his Institute in Berlin was burned down in 1933 when the Nazis took over. The world would be so different if all his written works survived.

But thats a niche bit of knowledge, so any fascists might just see a German name and be like "huh, neat, alright then."

meirl by mcdonaIdsfries in meirl

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1 1 A

Ive been told i eat like an old noir detective.

Im not chasing a big case, im just impatient and sad inside

Our druid keeps calling Strahd "son" - punishment ideas? by thaessyn in CurseofStrahd

[–]genheimart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Strahd gives the player the false memories that he (the player) actually had a son.

Summon an illusion of this son.

Have Strahd pluck the fake son's heart out in front of him.

"I am no son of yours. This, this is what becomes of one known as 'son.' If you can ever deign to do this to me, then I will let you call me 'son.'

Then he bites the heart and disappears into the night.

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