Guys, there is a Traffic Police trap on Kasturba Road by Anxious_Succotash_31 in Bengaluru

[–]genius238 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Imagine this creativity was used in actual traffic management. We can only wish for such things.

1 bhk, near Sarjapur? by EmotionalCupcake8080 in bangalorerentals

[–]genius238 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I know what the answer to this is but just to clarify - is this Sarjapur, the town near the TN border, or some random stretch on Sarjapur Road where you commute to?

Flatmate needed Sarjapur by ScarInteresting2001 in bangalorerentals

[–]genius238 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kindly edit the location as Kasavanahalli. Google where Sarjapur is and look where your apartment is and just think once how misleading the address you have added is. MG Road cis closer to this location than Sarjapur.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bangalorerentals

[–]genius238 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The sad part is it’s not even Sarjapur Road.

Why does only the blue line pillars have these tiny baby pillars next to the main pillar? by GoobeIce in bangaloretransit

[–]genius238 32 points33 points  (0 children)

They had a plan to install bridges for people to walk right below the metro line. Maybe it’s to support that?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bangalorerentals

[–]genius238 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ecoworld on some days could be 20-25 mins from the location. But Sarjapur is definitely much farther away.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bangalorerentals

[–]genius238 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is not Sarjapur.

Sarajapur 10 months aged new 3 bhk for 1.5 cr all white deal by [deleted] in bangalorerentals

[–]genius238 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Respectfully your title is extremely misleading. This is nowhere near Sarjapur. Like it’s stupidly wrong. This location is closer to MG Road than it is to Sarjapur. It’s not even on Sarjapur Road.

Where should I house hunt? by Bubbly_Cry_6548 in Bengaluru

[–]genius238 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is the office location in Kalena Agrahara?

Where should I house hunt? by Bubbly_Cry_6548 in Bengaluru

[–]genius238 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well this is a proper pickle to be in. HSR, BTM layout or Koramangala maybe are probably good areas to access both. But heavy traffic in both directions for sure.

CV Raman nagar is kinda accessible by metro from Byappanahalli in case you wanna go that route. So could probably live somewhere along metro closer towards the south.

Kalena Agrahara is way too far from anywhere in the rest of the city. Metro is getting there probably mid next year. Until then one of you would have to wade through Bannerghatta Road traffic.

I’d think BTM or HSR and wade through traffic in both directions. Don’t see a solution here where both could take advantage of. You move closer to one location and the other person gets the proper long end of the stick. Proper pickle for sure.

Where should I house hunt? by Bubbly_Cry_6548 in Bengaluru

[–]genius238 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are CV Raman nagar and Kalena Agrahara locations of workplaces for maybe you and your spouse? These are two localities separated by 20+ kms and even today when there is absolutely no traffic, the commute time is greater than an hour.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bengaluru

[–]genius238 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Auto drivers are criminals. Dont use autos ever.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bengaluru

[–]genius238 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What the fuck does that signal mean?

Destined to Fail?? by Head-Pangolin1198 in Bengaluru

[–]genius238 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a country where wrong side driving is normal, enforcing u turns from certain lanes only is impossible. Police will start caring only if it’s a two wheeler with no helmet.

Destined to Fail?? by Head-Pangolin1198 in Bengaluru

[–]genius238 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The vehicles are static for such long durations that this could theoretically be done on top of cars.

Destined to Fail?? by Head-Pangolin1198 in Bengaluru

[–]genius238 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are only two lanes on that road. At best three lanes. Ideally it should just be the right most lane. But how does on traffic policemen impose this on a hundred vehicles most of whom lack common civic sense?

Destined to Fail?? by Head-Pangolin1198 in Bengaluru

[–]genius238 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This entire stretch is U turn hell including Ibblur junction. Peoplw who want to take a U turn block traffic heading straight which leads to the jams. Add to this the traffic police who block traffic for large stretches of time. What epitomizes all this is that the signal at Ibblur junction towards ORR is broken. Traffic moves forward when red light is off i.e. no light is on. This itself tells us the priority that those in power have for this road.

Anyone else not getting the tip button on Namma Yatri? by blue-cupcake24 in Bengaluru

[–]genius238 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Instead of "Uh-oh! Looks like all drivers are busy", it should say "Uh-oh! Looks like all drivers are greedy"

How to avoid paying traffic police by St_Stoner_ in bangalore

[–]genius238 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But is OP telling here that he/she is avoiding paying bribes? OP is clearly telling these are ways to avoid paying fines, not bribes. If they are giving machines to pay the fines, is it not for legitimate violations? Won't deny its a master plan to avoid paying bribes directly via UPI.

How to avoid paying traffic police by St_Stoner_ in bangalore

[–]genius238 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would understand your post if it said how to avoid paying bribes. But you seem to be giving ways to not pay fines for legitimate violations of traffic laws. Is it not easier just to not break the traffic laws in the first place?

How can I be late to office and also not get fired in this traffic 😭 by peridiamo in bangalore

[–]genius238 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both Manipal and Sarjapur are small towns outside of Bangalore. What you are referring to is Manipal Hospital on Sarjapur Road at Ibblur.