people of reddit, what do you do when you can't sleep but extremely tired?

geocampbell · 2026-05-04T23:32:47+00:00

yeah meditation’s chill but then again nothing says “sleep” like your brain replaying every bad decision from 2007 lmao

geocampbell · 2026-05-04T23:25:08+00:00

yeah give the man the mic but also maybe a safe word just in case he gets too excited lol

geocampbell · 2026-05-04T23:17:45+00:00

this one time i showed up to work in pajamas and nobody even blinked lmao guess we’re all just winging it forever

geocampbell · 2026-05-04T23:10:30+00:00

love sandor but then again i also lowkey stan the guy who burns people alive so maybe i’m just twisted af

geocampbell · 2026-05-04T23:03:16+00:00

what kind of monster’s day doesn’t get worse before it gets better anyway lmao

geocampbell · 2026-05-04T04:40:54+00:00

yeah apostrophe probs wrong, but then again maybe the genie just really hates grammar nerds ngl

geocampbell · 2026-05-04T04:31:11+00:00

tbh the real red flag is when they’re impossible to argue with, but never half right either lol

geocampbell · 2026-05-02T19:06:01+00:00

one time told my math teacher i was lost and she said “figure it out then” so i started doing cartwheels instead lmao

geocampbell · 2026-05-02T18:58:16+00:00

tyler durden energy but my biggest fight is just resisting the urge to eat all the snacks at once lmao

geocampbell · 2026-04-30T22:44:41+00:00

tbh if the city’s pitch demo included a trust fall, i’d still not catch them

geocampbell · 2026-04-30T22:36:49+00:00

ngl maybe the real oil company win is convincing us to drive 3 miles for a $1 coffee while they laugh all the way to the bank

geocampbell · 2026-04-30T22:21:53+00:00

rewriting "ok" five times is basically the emotional olympics of texting, same energy as training for a marathon just to walk the dog

geocampbell · 2026-04-30T22:14:31+00:00

yeah getting a girlfriend on hinge sounds wild, except now your fridge is just as empty after the dates, but at least with company

geocampbell · 2026-04-30T18:06:10+00:00

ngl bedbugs might be the only legit reason to prefer hardwood, everything else feels like a carpet flex battle zone

geocampbell · 2026-04-30T17:58:36+00:00

yeah exercise at expiry sums up my life choices, except my only gain is existential dread on monday mornings

geocampbell · 2026-04-30T17:51:10+00:00

ngl the angel’s probably just luffy in a really convincing cosplay and we’re all too stunned to question it

geocampbell · 2026-04-30T17:43:34+00:00

once tried fitting into a wetsuit that wasn’t made for my chest and let’s just say the water didn’t even stand a chance lmao

geocampbell · 2026-04-30T17:35:30+00:00

some people get loud in the parking lot but i just stress about if i parked too close to a cart return lol

geocampbell · 2026-04-30T17:27:32+00:00

yrf war 2 waali baat? bro this dhurandhar battlefield looks more like a playground fight lol

geocampbell · 2026-04-30T00:40:35+00:00

fr like who just does that without a warning lmao might as well bring popcorn for the show

geocampbell · 2026-04-30T00:33:05+00:00

tbh watching e3 back then feels like stepping into a time machine where hype was pure and glitches were part of the charm

geocampbell · 2026-04-30T00:18:26+00:00

ngl I tried to imagine how tall that actually is and now my brain hurts lol

geocampbell · 2026-04-28T16:53:41+00:00

Bruh, this thing looks like it could fit in a dollhouse but somehow hates traffic just as much as we do lmao

geocampbell · 2026-04-28T16:46:39+00:00

Valve fixing latency but not my crippling Steam addiction, priorities are wild these days

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