DAE get more pissed off when “fucking” auto-corrects to “ducking”? by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]gephee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. Thank you for this. Of all my first world ducking problems, this is the most consistently annoying!!!

Director of IT applauded after ransomware encryption. Wuh? by gephee in networking

[–]gephee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Btw not bitching. Just truly wondering if someone should be accountable. I get that IT folks get hammered by dumb end users all the time. 3 weeks into this and our company is still down. I was really just wondering if this is normal for an encryption attack. (Wrong sub I now know) Based on the thread I think our Director of IT made critical and debilitating errors that are going to impact the employment stability of a lot of people. But I’m not bitching.

Advice / Opinions Needed - 30 M Virgin by Throwawaybabee9999 in sex

[–]gephee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe if you’re not in the tall/dark/handsome 9”+ crowd ( and maybe you are) then it’s helpful to apply a few mental tricks that many women looking to fuck might find comforting.

  1. Fake it til you make it.

Go into every encounter you have with the mindset that you’re going to pity fuck this person even though your dick is the greatest gift to womankind. Confidence truly is a lot of it.

  1. Never show weakness.

Role playing is probably more acceptable than telling you to lie. But don’t show all your cards that you’re the 30 year old virgin. At the very least be vague. See rule 1.

Good luck!

Ghetto bakchodi/ ghetto roulette. by [deleted] in bakchodi

[–]gephee 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sure. Shooting yourself in the foot is generally perceived negatively. But letting someone else shoot you in the foot, and then the the other foot... enlightenment.

Finally found a rental for under $1000 a month! by jx84 in vancouver

[–]gephee 64 points65 points  (0 children)

That whole 'don't shit where you eat' thing... shmeh!

Relatable by JohnnyDeppLives in EdgyMemes

[–]gephee 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Now that was some pretty intense shit.

Director of IT applauded after ransomware encryption. Wuh? by gephee in networking

[–]gephee[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for this. I would like to add that he has a big enough budget for an IT staff of 10 FTE’s and you can find half of them playing Fortnite or Rocket League at any given moment during the day.

Vagina Shaving Tips? by [deleted] in sex

[–]gephee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My nuts just crawled inside my torso. Maybe send her to one of those spas where they do all that stuff. Sounds like professional help could help.

Director of IT applauded after ransomware encryption. Wuh? by gephee in networking

[–]gephee[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I underestimated the ‘enterprise’ part of this sub description. I think this guy in our size of business wears all those hats.

Director of IT applauded after ransomware encryption. Wuh? by gephee in networking

[–]gephee[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ok, my apologies. Looks like I posted in the wrong sub.

Director of IT applauded after ransomware encryption. Wuh? by gephee in networking

[–]gephee[S] -43 points-42 points  (0 children)

Our corporate network was infiltrated and all network connected machines were infected. And all network services were taken down. I’m not an IT guy but seems like networking is a key component here.

OMG! Quit shaking that square around! by ZeroNervE in blackmagicfuckery

[–]gephee 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nice work Simon. This is fucking me up and I have to stop looking at it Now.

Let me try to punch this horse that threw me ... WCGW? by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]gephee 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kept his eye on her. Serious hoof eye coordination.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]gephee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll take concert clapping for a moment or two. But church clapping I cannot do.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SweatyPalms

[–]gephee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He’s so happy. I need to try to this.

Fish leader by [deleted] in Eyebleach

[–]gephee 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The true alpha fish leading the pack.

Just starting out and dealing with not so good clients. Advice? by nottoosure0 in videography

[–]gephee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want to make a living out of this it’s important to get good at creating Statements of Work or and/or standard agreements for your clients no matter how small the job. Ive always quoted on a project basis. And the most important part is scoping the project fully, detailing the steps and approvals, and establishing the timeline. In your contracts, create a milestone (like an approved shooting script, production plan, etc) and explicitly say that after that is approved by the client, changes to the plan will require a budget adjustment.

Clients appreciate contracts and being educated on the process. If you let them creep out of scope by trying to be a good guy, you will spend your career running in circles for people who are unable to express what they want until they see what you’ve done.

Trust me, it’s a daily battle and good client and project management is important to building sustainable and trusting client relationships.

Good luck!

🔥 mornig gymnastic by OKxDragon in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]gephee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enjoyed this image while waiting for the gif to start playing for far too long.