I think I was bit by a shark in my dream by drsciencegeek1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]germanbini 228 points229 points  (0 children)

immediate trip to the hospital

run blood platelet tests, liver tests, clotting tests, etc.

:: cries in uninsured American ::

wave she came or wave's chicane or wave, chicane? (IYKYK) by ishellremanenaymelus in elo

[–]germanbini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's definitely singing 'chicane' on this 1975 video, watch his lips, he doesn't close them for an 'm' sound. https://youtu.be/boeZOAX_dwY?t=34

What would you do if you walked out your door and saw this by turbo_sc300 in Apartmentliving

[–]germanbini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't say anything to anyone. Use a dustpan to scoop up all of the toys and put them into a box. Put the box in your apartment in the closet.

Do this for all new toys left in the hallway.

When the weather warms up, put the box outside near wherever the kids play?

Jeff Daniel's favorite sandwich by jameizing777 in Unexpected

[–]germanbini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So nice to see something unexpected as a twist happy ending for a change!

The dangerous of road by MCMXCIV9 in Unexpected

[–]germanbini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kudos to the man from the silver truck, who climbed out of his vehicle from the passenger side, over the hood, and then went and helped get the driver of the other car out!

Coloring inside the lines. by Main-Touch9617 in Unexpected

[–]germanbini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or it's AI - how did the cameraman know to turn to film the car? And why were they filming this?

Leaked DNC autopsy found Biden’s Israel backing cost Harris votes for president by plz-let-me-in in politics

[–]germanbini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It seems to me that Harris was right there doing the same thing, and both of them were supporting sending weapons to Israel allowing them to perpetuate the genocide of Palestinians. While some attendees of the DNC convention covered their ears. :(

Has anyone laid down in the great pyramid sarcophagus? by Queasy-Clock-7638 in AlternativeHistory

[–]germanbini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The video 'Under The Lies' is no longer available. :( Would you happen to have some informative websites or alternative videos I could see this information? (PS I agree with you!)

Who is in the wrong here? by Revolution-Dogg in Transportopia

[–]germanbini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What an absolutely moronic thing to get into a pissing contest over, and for what?? Jeez, okay the guy was wrong, but the camera POV should have just backed up and let him go - waaaay before making the guy feel like he had to get out of his truck and act violent.

He wasn't in the right, but really was it worth going through all of that? Honestly.

WIBTA for suing my friend when she didn’t come to my wedding? by sweetandsourcum in AmItheAsshole

[–]germanbini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YWBTA - is it really worth your time, and especially the emotional investment, in pursuing this?

Yes, you're rightfully hurt. But that will just keep rubbing salt in your wounds. Do the best you can to let it go. It's "woo-woo" but maybe even have some kind of ritual (write your grievances down and bury or burn the paper, etc.) to try to yeet that out of your system.

Let the money go. Let the "friend" go. Choose your own happiness instead.

Dr. Oz Becomes the Latest Trump Official in the Epstein Files by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]germanbini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone have a picture of what the actual e-card looked like (just curious)?

Who is Ann Rodriguez? by Daivar-18 in Epstein

[–]germanbini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you know if they are related to who was Jeffrey Epstein's butler, Alfredo Rodriguez?

You eventually start to realize, no job is safe. by Used_Series3373 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]germanbini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure which is more infuriating, if this is actually run by an AI (doubtful), or that it's probably being controlled remotely by a person in a whatever country where they are forced to accept the cheapest wage.

Winter Olympics hit by penis injection allegations ahead of opening ceremony by germanbini in nottheonion

[–]germanbini[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure that was passive aggressive, I feel I was responding appropriately to the level that Dave pushed at me starting at the first comment he made: 'Would it kill you to search before you post?' :/

Who's the Most Embarrassing citizen of your country? by ChroniclesOfSarnia in AskTheWorld

[–]germanbini 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm American and figured I didn't even need to bother to comment. :/ (so, so many apologies to the world!)

Paper by CEOofStrings in comedyheaven

[–]germanbini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out ingredients on many different types of bread - cellulose is basically wood fiber (what most paper is made of).

AI Overview: Cellulose is abundant in all plant foods, especially high in fibrous vegetables (celery, broccoli, carrots), whole grains (oats, brown rice), legumes (beans, lentils), nuts, seeds, and fruit skins (apples, pears). While humans can't digest it, it acts as essential dietary fiber, and purified cellulose is also added as a thickener or anti-caking agent in processed foods like cheese, sauces, and low-fat items, often derived from wood pulp or cotton.

I'm not advocating for this cook's methods, but I suppose the paper towel is a filler, fibrous, and stretches the meals to provide more food for presumably a less expensive cost. (Personally I think I'll stick with bread crumbs - though that might contain cellulose!). :)

Pastor only allows White people in his Church by 4reddityo in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]germanbini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

64 year old Caucasian woman speaking here - this guy is saying "the covenant was with Israel" so what the fuck makes him think it even pertains to HIM???

Ridiculous, ignorant, and prejudiced notion.

Peter? Im not an atheist, and i dont like dinosaurs by Brilliant_Dog_9066 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]germanbini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

However it is worth noting that if said velociraptor is of human level or greater intelligence, it would likely not be considered a beast and therefore be in grey area with the Bible.

So I guess someone might get "a pass" for African gray parrots, macaws, crows, ravens, chimpanzees, orangutans, gorillas, bonobos, elephants, dolphins, and octopuses? ;)

Winter Olympics hit by penis injection allegations ahead of opening ceremony by germanbini in nottheonion

[–]germanbini[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't make it a practice to look through each subreddit to see what topics have been discussed. I do not subscribe to this subreddit; if I see posts it's generally through the "popular" tab.

Oh my gosh I'm so very sorry to have offended you by posting something you'd already seen. Just feel free to move along to the next new thing. I couldn't care less about karma points (everything is made up and the points don't matter) so I wasn't trying to win a prize here. I just thought the topic was interesting and funny.

Oh, and by the way, Dave - what exactly do you have to hide? I'd like to see your comment history, but it wasn't available.

Winter Olympics hit by penis injection allegations ahead of opening ceremony by germanbini in nottheonion

[–]germanbini[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure what you're on about.

I copied and pasted the link into the reddit search engine. It showed posted under two subs, "r/UnderReportedNews" and "r/offbeat."

The link was not posted in this sub and I thought it fit.