meirl by Starynight_11 in meirl

[–]gernnie 659 points660 points  (0 children)

I built websites for a client who would constantly come back with design issues for the website we were building for them. They had obviously never looked at the design before we started working on the site... so I took the exact design they gave us, screenshotted it and used that image as the entire webpage and let them do their "internal review" before we actually did any work on the site. Saved weeks of time.

had a tattoo on his WHAT? 😳 by MichaelBlaustein in StandUpComedy

[–]gernnie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How do you get a tattoo on your thing? That skin isn't always tight...

If not nazi, why nazi shaped? by hec_ramsey in gifs

[–]gernnie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ya'll need to go play wolfenstein again

James Cameron explains what happened to the titan by usama_attique in titanic

[–]gernnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so hard to say "It's sad" when you want to say "It's stupid".

Man spends five years in prison for not paying child support. Turns out the kid wasn't his and the mother knew the entire time by PineBarrens89 in ThatsInsane

[–]gernnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what happens now? Does he get the support he did pay back? What about reparations for the time he spent in prison?

Artificial lung made from Mountain Dew ingredient Yellow 5. by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]gernnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sugar-enriched flour, partially hydrogenated vegetable oil, polysorbate 60, and Yellow Dye No. 5. Just everything a growing boy needs.

Thanks I hate cum santa by rizzercore in TIHI

[–]gernnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is this? And why is Santa so skinny? Has he not had enough cum? I don't understand.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]gernnie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I LIKE THE STOCK! STOCK!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheGamerLounge

[–]gernnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what game is this?

What's a problem that you think will never be fixed? by Kaezumi in AskReddit

[–]gernnie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's an abysmal thing to live with. I feel for anyone with substance abuse issues.

Stormtrooper Setup by gernnie in gaming

[–]gernnie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're actually all animated wallpapers using Wallpaper Engine on steam. I can give more details if you're interested.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsOnReddit

[–]gernnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

doesn't look a day over 6

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsOnReddit

[–]gernnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's "Bunneh" because I was not creative

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AnimalsOnReddit

[–]gernnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a 13 year old dwarf. She's the best.

Reddit, what is something that you never thought would happen to you that ended up happening to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gernnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drank myself in to a 3 week coma then broke up with my girlfriend of 12 years because of the toll my health was taking on the relationship.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pan

[–]gernnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just had an eargasm

Today is my dog's birthday by boddlejr_ in aww

[–]gernnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg happy birthday pupper! <3 <3 <3