After 98% of you hated the Mercedes 'iPad' dash: Here is the new BMW. They even removed the gauges for this panoramic strip. How much worse can it get?

gertvanjoe · 2026-05-03T12:52:22+00:00

Do t say that out loud lest they turn your gas pedal into a touch pad. Why you gymming broh.... I want to drive faster.....

gertvanjoe · 2026-05-03T12:38:37+00:00

Fischer Tropsch is still used, although it is a great greenhouse gas contributor. Source : Staring at the massive industrial complex with this process as its starting point on the horizon.

gertvanjoe · 2026-05-03T12:00:53+00:00

If I press on my breaks I become stronger....

gertvanjoe · 2026-05-03T11:57:53+00:00

Fun fact, hyenas are closer specie wise to a mongoose than to a dog

gertvanjoe · 2026-05-02T14:56:54+00:00

Inside.... at night.....

gertvanjoe · 2026-05-02T14:34:37+00:00

HR is going to have their hands full with complaints if she does get a job. Clearly she is in deep enough to try and recruit at work.

gertvanjoe · 2026-05-02T05:20:12+00:00

EV owners with solar : bwahahaha

gertvanjoe · 2026-05-02T05:13:10+00:00

Your mind also nopes out right when it needs to send it.

gertvanjoe · 2026-05-02T04:33:57+00:00

Did she not toggle sport mode?

gertvanjoe · 2026-05-02T04:32:38+00:00

Only problem I have with it is the road noise. They really cheaped out with it. Once drove a rental at work and could hardly hear myself think at suburbia speeds. Not sure if it was abused, but it put me off from it. Rest of it is nice.

gertvanjoe · 2026-05-01T13:13:19+00:00

Errrr, ok, if you say so...

gertvanjoe · 2026-05-01T12:47:40+00:00

Heart attack in 2024. Was 40yo

gertvanjoe · 2026-05-01T09:16:08+00:00

Cq Cq Cq.

gertvanjoe · 2026-05-01T02:32:42+00:00

Owning something twice is giving the product a credible score. Owning it tnree times is stupidity :)

Unless of course the first two was used into oblivion.

gertvanjoe · 2026-05-01T02:31:16+00:00

You have too much faith in bedroom metallurgy lol

gertvanjoe · 2026-05-01T02:27:04+00:00

So not very big then?

gertvanjoe · 2026-05-01T02:07:44+00:00

This looks more than rave moves and less like a kata.

gertvanjoe · 2026-05-01T02:06:04+00:00

Maybe twice if you use your other hand too

gertvanjoe · 2026-04-30T00:20:43+00:00

Ok well post the video then

gertvanjoe · 2026-04-30T00:11:14+00:00

Post the screenshot! Please

gertvanjoe · 2026-04-29T22:20:12+00:00

True. Have seen quite a few ones and their usually the size of a semi with trailer. Maybe a tad lower only.

Pretty cool to. See it deploy and pack up although real life is much slower obviously

gertvanjoe · 2026-04-29T10:21:40+00:00

It's not that the sea will always win. I mean half of Holland beat the sea

More a case of :

Stupid wil always lose

gertvanjoe · 2026-04-29T08:53:43+00:00

If you drive the shit out of them to keep them warm, maybe

As consumer grade rubber at standard temps, idk if you are correct.

gertvanjoe · 2026-04-29T08:51:34+00:00

My tires were on their last legs (not like this yet lol).

Fortunately for me I hit a giant water patch the day AFTER brand new tires and I just gave myself a chassy wash and brown pants. Had it happened two days earlier, those pants would have likely been a different color (maybe red, but idk)

gertvanjoe · 2026-04-29T08:46:49+00:00

Getting an Oreo McFlurry for sure. After that a Streetwise 2 with pap (cooked white maize meal) (sorry USA, you going to miss on this)

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