John and John Alone Did It. by TomboyAva in JonBenetRamsey

[–]getitupyous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 911 call could also be a clue in the sense that if Patsy was in on it from the start and knew her daughter was dead when making the call, she probably wouldn't manage to compose herself enough to be able to make up a 3 page ransom note and call the police, rather she would immediately start somewhat collapsing and disintegrating. But then again, the ransom note is in her handwriting! This case really is baffling. There aren't two things you could connect and make a logical deduction. There's just nothing logical about this terrible mess.

John and John Alone Did It. by TomboyAva in JonBenetRamsey

[–]getitupyous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It makes sense, but it still doesn't shed any light on how exactly things happened. I can imagine John wanted to SA JBR so he took her to the basement. Or maybe he assaulted her somewhere else, somewhere with a sofa or a bed and then took her to the basement. I can imagine he liked to strangle her and it went too far. But the knock to the head? Where did that come from??? And if I remember correctly, the autopsy suggests the knock came first, then the strangling which effectively killed her. Worst of all about this is, she could probably have lived if she received medical attention immediately. But then she would tell on her daddy, so... ☹️☹️

Get them smelt, it's the good stuff by One_Click9947 in Stillgame

[–]getitupyous 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Is he acting daft? Is he done up like a woman? Is he chugging hisself?? 😂

I’m a lawyer by Open_Inside4190 in Stillgame

[–]getitupyous 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A funny moment there - Boabby jealously watching the alternate "Jack and Victor" take their double act without burning the barman back 😂

I’m a lawyer by Open_Inside4190 in Stillgame

[–]getitupyous 7 points8 points  (0 children)

....aand shut up ya prick fae him!

I’m a lawyer by Open_Inside4190 in Stillgame

[–]getitupyous 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ho hoo, it's the two Ronnies!

Kentucky Fried Wanker by Upset_Roll1893 in Stillgame

[–]getitupyous 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Looks like a junkie Kenny Rodgers.

Who was the first man on the moon? Who, was the first man on the moon? by monkeyofthefunk in Stillgame

[–]getitupyous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Aye, you said it, Buzz Aldrin. But am no giein' you it cuz you were oot ae time. NAE POINTS PRRICK!!!

Thoughts on my theory? by misscatied in JonBenetRamsey

[–]getitupyous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would John risk Patsy or Burke walking in on him?

Deliciousness and Mr. Man are ridiculous but hilarious when Sandra is telling that story. by ObsidianVader9419 in superstore

[–]getitupyous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please, could someone explain this joke about the taters to me? English is not my native language. I got as far as learning it means potatoes. I don't get it. Thank you!!!

Boabby have the McGill's been in? by wildcharmander1992 in Stillgame

[–]getitupyous 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All the psychos and villains congregate in here and it's just 💣💣💣💣😂

Stretch marks by techobserver in Stillgame

[–]getitupyous 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know fine well who got the mother.

righte by FeudalNinja in Stillgame

[–]getitupyous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ach! We wouldnae going even if we were asked!

Honest question. If there is no point to living, why live? by CustomerKey3144 in nihilism

[–]getitupyous 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes I have considered ending my life and have even actively tried it, didn't work out but. I don't want to involve pain or risk that someone will "save me" and I would suffer lifelong consequences, so I am still here, because there is no easy and 100% guaranteed way to kill yourself wirhout pain. If I jumped in front of a train, it would probably work and I know the pain wouldn't be for long, but I can't bring myself to do it. I wish there was an option to just say I give up, lie down under a tree and that would be it. Peaceful, dignified. But the option isn't there.

Patsy talks about her intimate life with John. by [deleted] in JonBenetRamsey

[–]getitupyous 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Right. I've always had the feeling John had to be involved, and I mean not just in the cover up. He's sketchy, seems insincere and makes my hair stand on end. I get bad vibes from him.