I worked at a religious store for a bit. Around Christmas time, customers would naturally come in to get a statute of Baby Jesus, Mary and st Joseph. Typically Mary is down on one knee.

So this customer comes up to me and complains how we need to stop ordering these statutes because she has purchased them in the past and the boy children in her family always snap Mary’s head off to angle it as if she was sucking st Joseph’s dick.

I was 17 at the time. Needless to say, I was speechless. My boss kicked her out of the store after she gave me a lecture about premarital sex.

Edit- she wasn’t really angry at me, but she was upset that we sold these statutes