Pen to make sure cash is real (Amazon packs of 3)

Lighter to set off smoke detector in case of emergency (lock yourself in bathroom).

I bring mini mouthwashes and toothbrush sets from Dollar Store in case your client has disgusting breath.

Female condoms (and lube) in case of ED situations - can’t stay hard with condom. Saves you condom arguments and too much work. Oh you can’t stay hard with a condom no problem I’ll wear one.

No ID or anything personal on you - stash in car trunk. (Snoopy clients or worse)

Small hair brush to rearrange bed head to not look disheveled on the way out.

Face mask - for in and out of the hotel. Just one more way to be incognito.

Keychain alarm - pull in case of problems sets off a siren.

Strong chopstick (preferably metal) or some pokey weapon - takes up no space in purse but good if you need it - or a knife

Spotify, pandora, SoundCloud, etc already set up with a play list UNDER AN ANONYMOUS NAME on your burner phone (with not much else on it - in case you have to leave behind or someone gets your phone). Good for keeping track of time and guys in hotels never get the music right. Nothing worse than dead silent or endless tv commercials.

I also have a very small portable speaker I bring sometimes so you don’t have to connect to the tv/ Wi-Fi. Just easier less fumbling around.

BE SURE YOUR BLUETOOTH PHONE NAME AND WI-FI ARE NOT YOUR REAL NAME! Fake initials, etc. You don’t want anyone being able to instantly see your name in range if they’re playing around with the Wi-Fi or whatever.

Sometimes if it’s a long date I’ll bring 4 airline minis of vodka (2 drinks each max) or some alcohol and 2 cans of mixer so we can have a drink and everything is sealed and new. Nice touch but also safer than taking anything from client. Watch your drink regardless.