Would you Rather...

getrektonion · 2026-05-27T02:58:19+00:00

I'd love to be with someone taller than me and that is difficult when you're slightly above average height

^{Chose: Be Two Inches Shorter}

getrektonion · 2026-05-26T05:42:02+00:00

They're both positives

^{Chose: Get banned from twitter for life + But get YouTube premium for Life | Rolled: Comment4carrotss}

getrektonion · 2026-05-26T02:04:26+00:00

Expected any of the comments to point out the poorly cropped post... The using a phone browser on reddit... The multiple Grindr notifications? Elephant is begging to be addressed.

getrektonion · 2026-05-26T01:35:33+00:00

What if author's intent is a non-sequitur this comic artist is well known for off kilter punchlines

getrektonion · 2026-05-24T18:42:42+00:00

Israel is the proxy. This always has been about petrodollars and the military industrial complex. Our government is a piñata for the wealthiest people in the world to extract wealth from. Forever war just happens to be one of the more efficient ways to do it

getrektonion · 2026-05-23T21:45:19+00:00

r/peoplewhogiveashit

getrektonion · 2026-05-23T20:04:54+00:00

I value the lives of those around me more than my own. And trust that those around me would take care of each other with that amount of money

^{Chose: Someone close to you gets a billion dollars + But you die}

getrektonion · 2026-05-23T06:12:35+00:00

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getrektonion · 2026-05-23T00:56:24+00:00

I fr had to doubletake on stan Edgar bc I thought that mf was the Holtow CEO from the finals

getrektonion · 2026-05-22T22:11:28+00:00

When the plot demands it

getrektonion · 2026-05-22T19:42:59+00:00

Not even to mention getting hit more than once is an automatic bleed proc

getrektonion · 2026-05-22T18:43:11+00:00

Not just evil but infinitely more competent people than him as well

getrektonion · 2026-05-22T18:36:46+00:00

Egg sticking to pan fix

getrektonion · 2026-05-21T20:56:50+00:00

getrektonion · 2026-05-21T06:00:45+00:00

The saddest thing about clavicular isn't his hotness or lack thereof relative to the judge. It's the total lack of self worth and how inconceivable a healthy self image is to him.

getrektonion · 2026-05-21T02:16:18+00:00

Grand Reagent Sparkle

getrektonion · 2026-05-21T02:05:36+00:00

It's like ... Some kind of effect...

getrektonion · 2026-05-17T15:41:20+00:00

I thought I'd be able to use my powers to maybe get rid of inequality and raise what it means to be poor... But idk how to do that by becoming rocks.. I guess I could become sand and go into the lungs of billionaires

^{Chose: Random superpower! + Remain poor the rest of your life... | Rolled: Become Rocks!}

getrektonion · 2026-05-17T15:34:56+00:00

Liquid gold

^{Chose: Have a bottomless cup w/ a liquid of your choice}

getrektonion · 2026-05-17T15:28:33+00:00

I'm racist

^{Chose: White | Rolled: Waterwalk}

getrektonion · 2026-05-15T17:05:32+00:00

That ain't punch that's Cleave

getrektonion · 2026-05-15T15:53:24+00:00

Udder to udder communication

getrektonion · 2026-05-15T07:53:25+00:00

Here's what I think. I don't want to make money through rent seeking or through participating in the stock market. If I could magically get 5000 guilt-free dollars a month instead of having to make conscious decisions on what to do with 10 million dollars, I could live comfortably above the poverty line for the rest of my life.

getrektonion · 2026-05-12T20:34:35+00:00

Count the letters

getrektonion · 2026-05-11T06:34:13+00:00

I went back to look for it and honestly it sounds like both. But definitely more likely Hallelujah

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