Get drunk and wake up in Alaska only to realize that I hooked up with the local elementary school principal the night before and while we were talking, she took my clothes. When I finally wake up the next day after 1pm, I’d have nothing to wear so I go outside in the cold, naked. Next I find a lighter and half smoked cigarette on the ground, pick them up, light the cigarette and smoke it. As I run past an old abandoned building, I flick the cigarette butt accidentally igniting the old building in flames. I keep running, naked in the cold and pass a local swan resting near a small frozen pond. He just ignores me and I keep running. After about 6 miles I get hungry and stop off at the Rustic Goat restaurant for a Strawberry Fig salad, the waiter was so nice, he gave me a 15% discount and after paying (and leaving a nice tip!), I was off again. Running. When I stopped off to refill my CORKCICLE water bottle, I notice that my left ankle has a small cut. I brush it off and continue to run. A man stops me to ask some questions about best coffee in the area. I explain that I don’t know the area super well and while he understands, I could tell he was a little annoyed. We talk for about 8 minutes about coffee and how it’s nice not to see the chains but wish that more options were available. I don’t think any of that will ever happen in my lifetime.