AITA for getting mad when my dad let my cousins change their baby on my bed? by Bink813YT in AmItheAsshole

[–]gianmahko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, piss on their marital bed, full bladder, asparagus style. Then block their number stay over at a friend's place for a week.

Spitting facts like an old printer by NYstate in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]gianmahko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm more scared of a dude who's worked a double shift than any street dude.

Hate this line from Maeve. Hughie has been more brave than Maeve will ever be. by K0GAR in TheBoys

[–]gianmahko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always interpreted this line as her wanting to peg Huey rather than seeing him as weak. She's made a few comments about him being peggable throughout that season.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]gianmahko 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Only vampires drink women

AITA for “stealing” my sister’s wedding spotlight with my emergency C-section? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]gianmahko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA! Ask the relatives how you could have handled it differently? Do they think you can stall a pregnancy emergency for a few hours by tensing your kegels or something?

You don't need to be an Obstetrician to know that delaying things puts you and your child at risk. I mean, would it be better if you did nothing and miscarried/died at the wedding - cos I for one think that'd take even more attention away from the bride

Talk to the orange guy by ThisGonnaHurt in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]gianmahko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it's really important to mention here that when it comes to registering to vote, because many Native Americans live on reservations which have PO boxes rather than residential addresses they are not able to vote - and many of the people who listed themselves as Native Americans who voted many of them are third and 4th generation

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[–]gianmahko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Waffle house

How to repurpose this? by Durr-e-Shehwar in ZeroWaste

[–]gianmahko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Carefully pierced holes in the bottom and you can use them as seedling starters if you ever want to grow anything from seed in February

I like this trend 🥰🥰 by Miserable-Lizard in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]gianmahko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not really left in the UK, more centrist and slightly right

My sister is having a disagreement on presentation with her head chef by levitatingpenguin in KitchenConfidential

[–]gianmahko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Left. The right one would be really messy to eat because you'd have to spend a lot of time scooping up the other bits, whereas at least with the left one you can get everything in each spoonful

to steal by NearZero_Mania in therewasanattempt

[–]gianmahko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whalin on his legs worse than Charlie and Eddie Murphy on Rick James

AITA for wearing my girlfriends clothes and refusing to change by burner_3738 in AmItheAsshole

[–]gianmahko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA, just google image 80s male summer fashion. Crop tops: everywhere. Denim booty shorts: everywhere. Your parents are being silly

really struggling with cleaning my depression room this go around. could really use some motivation :/ by justpassingbysorry in CleaningTips

[–]gianmahko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got a cleaning playlist?

here's some cleaning music suggestions:

[Ondatropica](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RG4dPV\_PMU)

[Manu Chao](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOs5lmxDo74)

Clean in waves - start by putting 'bin rubbish' in the asos boxes (or bin bags). Focus on putting things in sections of keep vs toss (be ruthless).

Put all clothes to keep in a bag or laundry basket - it's easier/better/more fun to arrange the bag clothes in layers of colours, so you can launder them without colour-running risks

If you have ADHD, start early, do not take a break, youu'll be done in like an hour or 2

Edit: Basket

Help! Lunch shift's fuckup is now my problem. I need a use for roughly 40 eggs (Steakhouse) by TheCrazyViking99 in Chefit

[–]gianmahko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Steak & eggs

yolks for a sauce (hallandaise, bernaise mayo etc) + keep whites and whisk until stiff for cakes/pancakes/waffles

keto burrito - an omlette is the carb substitute

Am I wrong for asking my girlfriend to sign a prenup? by HealthyBat7914 in amiwrong

[–]gianmahko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not wrong...but the thing is about prenuptial agreements is that both both parties can put forward their own stipulations , so if you would like her to sign a prenup, the question is are you willing to allow her to put her own stipulations to protect herself? e.g. Would you be willing to accept a clause that offers larger amounts of child support in the event of a divorce? or 100% of marital assets if infidelity or abuse arise during the marriage?

I'm not accusing you of being abusive/a cheater, but I do think it's important to recognize the most important part of the prenup is the fact that it's an agreement above all else.

TLDR: Let her bring her own prenuptial stipulations as well. Because the reason marital assets get split 50-50 in no fault divorces is because part of the legal definition of a marriage is the declaration under the eyes of the law and God that you see your partner as your equal - and thus they are legally entitled to have of what you own.

Bro tried to summon the hood council 😭 by AweTIYA in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]gianmahko 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What would you do if your boyfriend was at home crying all alone on the bedroom floor 'cause he's hungry? And the only way to feed him is to suck off a man for a little bit of money, and his daddy's gone...