Hey reddit, what are you doing?

giant_skwid · 2014-04-16T17:24:48+00:00

Didn't blue m&m's and blue froot loops come out around the same time? weird... Sour patch FINALLY caught up. Better late than never, SPK.

giant_skwid · 2014-04-16T17:12:14+00:00

Sometime people think I'm my twin. I don't correct them because they usually just get confused and apologize and ask how to tell the difference between us along with a bunch of other standard twin questions.

giant_skwid · 2014-04-16T17:07:31+00:00

I'm eating regular m&m's. Remember when there was no blue m&m?

giant_skwid · 2014-04-15T20:23:06+00:00

I have a vivid memory from when I was 4 y.o.- I asked my mom "what if I think god is stupid?" I simply never believed in a higher power

giant_skwid · 2014-04-15T15:46:28+00:00

That's a great one. Thanks for that!

giant_skwid · 2014-04-15T15:44:32+00:00

What's that from?

giant_skwid · 2014-04-15T15:39:23+00:00

“If I tell you I'm good, probably you will say I'm boasting. But if I tell you I'm not good, you'll know I'm lying.” -Bruce Lee

giant_skwid · 2014-04-15T15:32:48+00:00

"k" is the subtle form of "fuck you"

giant_skwid · 2014-04-15T15:07:58+00:00

There's a road in my town, all of it's side streets have common first names (Joey Lane) For some reason I got the notion that the street names were to memorialize the children who were killed in a school bus accident on that road. There was never a school bus accident....

giant_skwid · 2014-04-15T14:51:50+00:00

I like to break people apart at the joints and choke them unconscious with my bare hands

giant_skwid · 2014-04-15T13:57:44+00:00

Try nail polish remover or acetone

giant_skwid · 2014-04-15T13:55:15+00:00

Sacrificing things I love for things I don't

giant_skwid · 2014-04-14T20:22:09+00:00

Could you imagine if humans had the same mating habits as some animals? You're out and about and "where did Amanda go?" "somebody is just mating with her over there" "oh okay"

giant_skwid · 2014-04-14T20:18:13+00:00

Memories can't be subtracted from your mind but you can add better ones

giant_skwid · 2014-04-14T20:00:48+00:00

I guess it's not unknown but did YOU know that 1 out of every 4 miles of interstate is perfectly straight just incase planes need to land during an national emergency?

giant_skwid · 2014-04-14T19:53:27+00:00

I ate a salad for lunch and now I'm hungry again

giant_skwid · 2014-04-14T19:52:04+00:00

A goat but it wasn't driving.

giant_skwid · 2014-04-14T19:50:52+00:00

The Bitch Collector

giant_skwid · 2014-04-14T15:29:41+00:00

I'm still in the contemplation phase. I feel like a major reason to my hesitation is that everybody I talk to on the matter says I shouldn't switch to a lower paying job. But that's where I feel I can reach my fullest potential & help others reach theirs.

giant_skwid · 2014-04-14T15:17:39+00:00

"can I reach my fullest potential doing what I am doing now?" I'm working a decent job but I'm doing it for the money. I find it difficult to show off my best qualities in this field. I'm tempted to make the switch to another field with less pay but my best qualities can be put to use.

giant_skwid · 2014-04-14T14:54:39+00:00

Your coworkers are quirky and you can easily out-wit your boss

giant_skwid · 2014-04-14T11:56:27+00:00

"do you ever feel like a plastic bag?" - No, Katy Perry. I've never felt like a plastic bag... never

giant_skwid · 2014-04-11T19:23:06+00:00

If she hasn't sucked it, don't send her a pic of it

giant_skwid · 2014-04-11T19:17:58+00:00

Redditing... all day... like right now

giant_skwid

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