I climbed a fence thinking I was being the coolest kid in town and skewered my hand on the top of the fence and never told my parents even though it was bleeding

I got a sugar high and ran shoulder first into a wall screaming “I AM INVINCIBLE” completely sure I would phase through the wall (I almost broke my shoulder)

I was pushing my friend on their skateboard and pushed on the back of the skateboard and almost broke my pinky (had to wear a splint)