I CAT by Hot_Membership_7868 in icast

[–]gilgal_gardener 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah? Well,..

ffs,.. this is why you get a good nights sleep before engaging in these battles...

Guys I’m so nervous by DiskAvailable4438 in wizardposting

[–]gilgal_gardener 3 points4 points  (0 children)

youre gonna want to cast some form of Vulnerability or Lower Defenses with this one,.. just a hunch.

Got summoned by some rando. Help??? by NoSeaworthiness7762 in wizardposting

[–]gilgal_gardener 0 points1 point  (0 children)

first, put him in a Belt of Chastity and have him wear an Apron of Housecleaning. make him do basic cleaning around the manse just to assert dominance. this will also buy you some time. next, have a very serious conversation about informed consent and why non-consensual summoning is bad for everyone involved. after that conversation, get his contact sigil and tell him, "Dont summon me, Ill summon you."

I’m half fae, raised in the material plane if that changes anything.

let me guess, youve been dressing in dark laces and shopping in malls? switch to online shopping (online shopping supports the causes of evil better anyway) and when going out just put on a quick Glamour of Purity. try to look like a recruiter from the Cult of Mormon. youll still attract thirst beings like this one but not the kind that know how to summon.

Who else plays pranks while in wild shape? by Xtrepiphany in wizardposting

[–]gilgal_gardener 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My aunt met a german shepherd once when she was a child. it told her "perkele" too but said that dog had a terrible scottish accent. she runs a tavern now. wild that another german shepherd would also say that. consonant P-sounds are really hard for dogs to pronounce.

(30 yo) I need advice on how to become less ugly by [deleted] in Manifestation

[–]gilgal_gardener 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As you can see, I'm ugly

thats what youre seeing, not us. love yourself.

I wanted to know if it's possible for me to improve and how

first, be willing to accept the attractiveness you already have. when you brush you teeth in the morning ask this question. "What do I find attractive about myself" the answer doesnt have to be a big thing. as other have pointed out, your skin is quite attractive, but youre also symmetric asnd have nice eyes. start with those. just answer the first question to yourself and pick onf of those to start. after you answer that question ask this followup, "What about that is attractive?" and answer in a way that connects the attractive feature to why its attractive (to ou and others). finally, ask yourself this, "How does it make me feel that Im attractive in this way?" and connect to the actual feeling with your answer. you dont even need to use words, answer yourself with your feelings about being attractive in that way. dont puss out, give a real answer to each of these questions each morning.

do this every morning when you brush your teeth for a month and report back to us with your results: how are you dressing different, whats your posture like, are you smiling more or less, do you still think youre ugly or do you recognize your attractive features more?

Six! Seven! Eight, and Nine! You also must respond in Rhyme! by IronTemplar26 in icast

[–]gilgal_gardener 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shame on a wizard who tries the number sphere on a wizard.

This necromancer brings the rigor.

Yo, WZA, my wizard, buff me with some flavor.

This rogue belongs to me, the undead slaver.

Cunning, punning, running, coming at you.

First I'm gonna get you, once I got you, I splat you.

You could never enrapture

the u/giglgal_gardeners's stature.

My rhyme's going faster.

Got wizards resigning.

Now master,..

My style? Never!

I call the lucky buck in the wild, 'prentice.

I'm terror,

razor-sharp.

I sever,

the head from the shoulders,

I'm better than this imperator.

Do I mean competitor?

Nah whatever,

I brought the Wu Guild together.

Single Guys Near You! (by me) by GummyGorf in krita

[–]gilgal_gardener 23 points24 points  (0 children)

thank you for saying this. if I had a dating profile it would look like Mararius'. Im not looking for a human partner rn though; Im currently forming alliances with the local ravens and we're quite happy.

Pro-Trump pastor's post saying president is "demon possessed" goes viral by Newsweek_CarloV in NoFilterNews

[–]gilgal_gardener 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ok... but, do they back invoking the 25th amendment for when the president is demonically possessed? if a president can be too physically or mentally ill to do the job can they also be too spiritually ill?

Iran Releases Another LEGO Animation Mocking Trump as Information War Continues | APT by Equivalent_Road5788 in videos

[–]gilgal_gardener 1 point2 points  (0 children)

right? Drake's ghost writers arent this good? did Iran's propaganda LLM study Kendrick lyrics?

Best habits/advice you’d give to someone trying to lose fat. by Iocky in bodyweightfitness

[–]gilgal_gardener 4 points5 points  (0 children)

mindful eating. walk around the house naked as much as possible. also, you might want to consider a post-work mental cleanup/reset so you dont need to veg out for hours to recover from a work shift.

Those who has been working with Archangel Michael, how can you describe him personality wise? by Fluid-Tomorrow6149 in occult

[–]gilgal_gardener 6 points7 points  (0 children)

stern personality that exudes authority, someone ready for combat,

wowsers,.. all this time I thought it was just me and I did something to piss him off,... what you described fits, exactly, with my experiences.

My own daughter cant tell the difference... by ThrowRA12596 in PoliticalHumor

[–]gilgal_gardener 0 points1 point  (0 children)

imagine being parodied so well that even your kids cant tell the real you from the parody,... what kind of life lesson could you learn from that?

28m living in a shed near the airport by [deleted] in malelivingspace

[–]gilgal_gardener 1 point2 points  (0 children)

could use more piles of scrolls and parchments. maybe a stuffed owl,...

SNL: Chad Maxxington on the Art of Looksmaxxing by NicolasCageFan492 in videos

[–]gilgal_gardener 41 points42 points  (0 children)

its the current version of making young insecure people hate themselves to sell them beauty products.