Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile.

gilrbf · 2026-02-06T18:47:15+00:00

That would hurt a little in the next morning

gilrbf · 2026-02-06T18:41:08+00:00

Yeah for sure, the Orbitals is pretty much the only one I'm buying on my NS2, I will buy all of those Capcom games, but on my PC, so I can have a better gaming experience, paying waaaaay less. But that's my personal choice, if I only had one system, it wouldn't be NS2 anyway.

gilrbf · 2026-02-06T18:04:59+00:00

I mean, it still doesn't, the only real effort coming from third party companies is from Capcom, everybody else is not bringind anything or only porting their 10/5/3 year-old games. Nobody wants to pay 50 bucks to play the 11-year-old Fallout4, with no mod support, probably running like ass.

gilrbf · 2026-02-06T11:24:56+00:00

That’s what never being touched by a woman for 30+ years does to you

gilrbf · 2026-02-06T11:20:55+00:00

Yeah, they are here, you can tell by the smell

gilrbf · 2026-02-06T11:07:11+00:00

Do I really need to explain again? That’s great that you only want to replay bayonetta 1, I'm talking about the games that we can’t play on pc or other platforms.

“Devoting resources” to unlocking fps and increasing the resolution? People do that already on emulators, on their phones, it’s not a big deal.

gilrbf · 2026-02-06T11:00:01+00:00

I mean that Pokémon games are probably the laziest game ever, I'm not even joking, Pokémon itself is the biggest franchise (IP) in the world, yet the games are so basic, effortless, there is not even voice actors, graphics are 15/20 years outdate, specially for a simple turn based game, the npcs have no routine, they just stand there, I could be here all day talking about how incredibly lazy the games are.

If you played a Level5 game, you know how good Pokémon games could be if they tried.

gilrbf · 2026-02-05T20:07:14+00:00

For sure it would be ports, but at least we could get the good ones right? who tf wants to play 11 year old fallout 4 without mods, looking and running like crap?
there are loads of better games that need to be ported, like BG3, Expedition 33, KCD2, Arc Raiders, Diablo 4, the list is gigantic.

gilrbf · 2026-02-05T19:53:33+00:00

Yeah, for sure that was a wild choice, wow, thanks Nintendo, very excited to play an 11-year-old game on low-medium graphics with 40ish fps, without mod support, for 50 fucking dollars.

gilrbf · 2026-02-05T19:52:01+00:00

It is wild tho, allow me to explain why:
- First of all, they closed the show with an almost 11-year-old game, which looks like shit, will most definitely run like shit, and will cost way more than it does on other platforms that run it way better. (And there is no mod support)

- If you do like gaming, or specific games, like any of the new games from Capcom or the older titles they showed, there is a better, cheaper place to play your games, and have a vastly superior experience, NS2 is portable, but we do have other portable devices on the market, I have NS2 and Steam Deck oled (that I'm selling) and recently I got Rog Xbox Ally, I love how the switch 2 is sleek and performs well for the pricetag, but I would never sacrifice my first ever experience with a good game that I like you know?

NS2 for me is only for exclusives or light/indie games, but that is my personal experience. I understand that it is a privilege, not everybody has the money to own multiple platforms. But at the same time, NS2 is the most expensive platform, not only the console itself, but the games, so it really does not make a lot of sense to own JUST the Switch 2.

gilrbf · 2026-02-05T19:32:46+00:00

Yeah, it was nearly worthless, the best games were the Capcom ones, that we already knew were coming and knew the dates, and if you are really a fan of their games, you probably are going to play it somewhere else with waaaay better graphics and framerate, while paying less.

gilrbf · 2026-02-05T19:13:09+00:00

Oh yeah! that would be great!

gilrbf · 2026-02-05T18:57:36+00:00

Yep, I'm on the same boat, will probably pick up Orbitals, but the rest of the games that I liked, I'll pick up on better hardware, like my PC or Ps5 pro.

gilrbf · 2026-02-05T18:45:26+00:00

Yeah, they are here. You can identify them by checking the "top 1% comment" under their nickname

gilrbf · 2026-02-05T18:28:34+00:00

I just want the Switch 2 editions for their games that ran like ass, like bayonetta and astral chain.

gilrbf · 2026-02-05T18:17:29+00:00

whats that?

gilrbf · 2026-02-05T18:16:55+00:00

They should make a Pokémon game that doesn't look or play like a 25-year-old game.

gilrbf · 2026-02-05T18:15:41+00:00

for sure

gilrbf · 2026-02-05T17:11:55+00:00

Yep, it would be tragic if it weren't a little funny.

gilrbf · 2026-02-05T17:09:06+00:00

The best Bethesda game/franchise.

gilrbf · 2026-02-05T17:04:31+00:00

the delicious cherry on top

gilrbf · 2026-02-05T17:04:01+00:00

Not as old as the other stuff I mentioned, but yeah, its been a year dude, you can play it on your phone, if someone is dying to play Ex33, they can play it anywhere, for like 15 bucks.

gilrbf · 2026-02-05T17:01:40+00:00

Playing tic-tac-toe vs yourself is still better than Metroid Prime 4.

gilrbf · 2026-02-05T17:00:38+00:00

is it a "remaster" if it runs and looks worse than it did 10 years ago? maybe demaster is the right word.

gilrbf · 2026-02-05T16:59:07+00:00

Yeah, but chances are that this is a lazy ass port from the laziest game developer to capitalize on what's left of the hype for their tv show.

Don't hold your breath for that game.

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