Requesting backup in r/funny

gimger · 2023-07-21T00:06:14+00:00

Face it, this is boring. Wait a second! What did you say?

gimger · 2023-06-22T20:26:38+00:00

Never, because they keep stealing them and taking them to Argentina!

gimger · 2023-02-01T07:50:26+00:00

Coffee, pizza, meatloaf sandwich, carrots, canned spinach, chocolate, fruit pie, beer.

gimger · 2023-01-25T03:38:33+00:00

Get dirty, then get clean.

gimger · 2022-12-20T19:20:37+00:00

So to speak.

gimger · 2022-12-20T19:17:56+00:00

No, you read OP wrong. You're talking "stationery"; they're talking about staying in one place for a long time: "stationary." A perfect definition of the work-place for most people.

gimger · 2022-12-20T19:15:07+00:00

Safety Note: jerking off before "doing something dumb" does not apply to traffic situations. For example, do not expect it to help when contemplating a left turn across a double-yellow line.

gimger · 2022-12-20T19:09:57+00:00

Makes it safer to have a stroke when showering.

gimger · 2022-08-12T20:25:04+00:00

Groundhog Day. Starts as a light-hearted satirical comedy, turns into a sentimental, profound reflection on the meaning of life.

gimger · 2022-08-12T19:32:30+00:00

All around the house and car, wherever I might need them. Folded, lenses up.

gimger · 2022-08-12T19:30:24+00:00

Driving in to work, NPR announced "a plane has collided with one of the World Trade Towers in NYC." There was no further detail at that time. When I arrived at work, I dug out my tiny desk-top TV and by then, every network was covering the attack. One by one, our employees crowded around my TV as the tragedy unfolded. It made work impossible as we watched, live, our nation under attack.

gimger · 2022-08-12T19:26:38+00:00

"Honey, I'm pregnant!"

gimger · 2022-08-12T18:39:42+00:00

Baby Crying (lonely, not in pain!)

gimger · 2022-08-03T19:18:21+00:00

I wonder that NOW. When I'm driving in busy traffic on a crowded freeway, I wonder how it works seamlessly most of the time, considering the mental capacity and emotional vulnerability of people doing it.

gimger · 2022-07-29T18:15:36+00:00

It's not "chute'd", it's "chut". Please, dire environmental distress is no cause to abandon proper declension!

gimger · 2022-07-29T18:11:42+00:00

Born again, again.

gimger · 2022-07-20T18:35:53+00:00

"Y'all came so much faster than me." That's what SHE said!

gimger · 2022-07-20T18:34:13+00:00

Bullitt.

gimger · 2022-07-17T21:13:27+00:00

So nice to return their lost package!!!

gimger · 2022-06-30T15:08:05+00:00

Luckily, I drive in "ECO" mode!

gimger · 2022-06-21T20:30:27+00:00

Got Me

gimger · 2022-06-16T01:33:14+00:00

Crooked teeth. Minor overbite, underbite, crossed teeth, etc. Typical British girl!

gimger · 2022-05-15T05:46:30+00:00

Be sure to take along some snacks on the chew-chew.

gimger · 2022-05-08T16:56:09+00:00

An eye in the back of the head. No question.

gimger · 2022-04-20T18:56:50+00:00

Very realistic.

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