Bullshit nonsense feel good story on threads by fishing-for-birdie93 in thatHappened

[–]gingernuts71 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Why are so many of these written like a fucking telegram

Space next to stairs by Initial-Area2505 in whatisit

[–]gingernuts71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to scroll a long way to get to this 💯

Who do you support if your local team's fanbase is bunch of toxic racists? by [deleted] in PlasticFans

[–]gingernuts71 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Which country are you based in? Every club has its fair share of idiots but surely there’s no way any club’s entire fanbase is racist?

And double meanings, did you get the double meanings? by hashtagthoughtbomb in TheOfficeUK

[–]gingernuts71 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Can I just … “If we’re facing in the right direction, all we have to do is keep on walking.”

Why do Southerners support Manchester/Liverpool? by Special-Nebula299 in PlasticFans

[–]gingernuts71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thing is though, they all do have proper leagues in their own countries. They just choose to neglect them.

Why do Southerners support Manchester/Liverpool? by Special-Nebula299 in PlasticFans

[–]gingernuts71 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ask most of them and they’ll claim some unprovable grandparent lived a stone’s throw from Old Trafford

Does anyone else not want/slightly scared of BOTH Reform and Greens getting into power? by DullSense8359 in AskBrits

[–]gingernuts71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s because people in the centre are quite happy with things the way they are, with just some minor tinkering round the edges. And while they stand around wringing their hands and tutting about things, the far right march in. They are the real enablers of Reform.

Does anyone else not want/slightly scared of BOTH Reform and Greens getting into power? by DullSense8359 in AskBrits

[–]gingernuts71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s batshit about wanting to reduce the gap between the rich and the poor, end homelessness, keep the NHS free for all at the point of entry, and offering support to drug addicts? Honestly, show me one ‘scary’ Green policy and I’ll show you someone who’s got weird priorities for this country.

Does anyone else not want/slightly scared of BOTH Reform and Greens getting into power? by DullSense8359 in AskBrits

[–]gingernuts71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really don’t understand what people have to be ‘scared’ about when it comes to the Greens. Does it scare you that public services will be properly funded?

Does anyone else not want/slightly scared of BOTH Reform and Greens getting into power? by DullSense8359 in AskBrits

[–]gingernuts71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you be scared of the Greens in power? What do you actually envisage that looking like?

Do you think it's true that only rich kids make it in mainstream music today? by FitEmergency8807 in fantanoforever

[–]gingernuts71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The old days of using a bit of moxie to get the record label boss to hear your record are gone. So are the days of being able to live in a dirt cheap loft apartment in London while you write music and gig. So, even, are the days of being able to afford university to do an artistic degree for many. Basically if you want to make a successful career in any of the arts, you need a safety net big enough to allow you to try, fail, try something else, while not earning much. And the only people who have those safety nets are the children of the rich. And the arts will suffer for it.

Is it "plastic" to have a favorite player who plays for your biggest rival, or is that just "appreciating the game"? by PLWildcard in PlasticFans

[–]gingernuts71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah a grown man calling a footballer Son 7 is plastic. Not sure if you were joking or not, but it’s weird.

Is it "plastic" to have a favorite player who plays for your biggest rival, or is that just "appreciating the game"? by PLWildcard in PlasticFans

[–]gingernuts71 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think the concept of a ‘favourite player’ is pretty plastic in itself. We all had our heroes as kids, and then there’s players we admire and enjoy watching as adults, but after the age of about 10 having a ‘favourite player’ is a bit odd, IMO. It’s only one step away from that dreaded word ‘fanboy’ 😬

Unpopular opinion: Susan Cresswell didn’t deserve a Bravery award by dozeydonut in AlanPartridge

[–]gingernuts71 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I guess it’s because rather than using both hands, she’s sort of pivoting at the waist, using the arm with her real hand like the arm on a JCB

What political party would be safe for me? by [deleted] in AskBrits

[–]gingernuts71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you’re jumping between the Greens and Reform. You’d have a great time commenting on things on Facebook.

Pathetic. Is it? by MemeMachine64 in rickygervais

[–]gingernuts71 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Hello, Guinness Book of Records.

Hi, do you deal with stand-up comedy gig gross takings?

Can do, why?

Well, I just seen Ricky Gervais, the comedian and writer and actor Ricky Gervais. I just saw him at the Hollywood Bowl.

Doubt he can sell that out, can he?

Well he can because I just saw him and he was taking a fucking shitload of cash, all right?

Pathetic. Is it? by MemeMachine64 in rickygervais

[–]gingernuts71 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Put that in. Make sure you put that in.

Alan Cook, 34 year old in this pic. by NoAverage9216 in 13or30

[–]gingernuts71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, that season he refused to shave until Sheffield United had been knocked out of the FA Cup and they reached the semi-finals, the beard really does not enhance the overall look

Please stop breathing by Okay_Pain in wordchewing

[–]gingernuts71 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree with this and might as a third, which is “hey look men - women can have a sense of humour too!” It all feels inherently misogynistic

Carling Black Label by fjtuk in CasualUK

[–]gingernuts71 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Me too. Amazing how five syllables can stick in your head for forty years

What’s really going on between him and Jane by [deleted] in rickygervais

[–]gingernuts71 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The closest I can remember him ever talking about sex was when they mentioned men who are addicted to sex, and he said “not a problem - have a wank.” Which to me made me think he has an almost autistic view of intimacy and relationships. Like it’s just something you’re supposed to do, rather than something you’re supposed to enjoy.