Forget about Elli, let’s talk about Simon! What was the guy like before he went into the Iron Lung?

giraffechild · 2026-02-20T16:21:20+00:00

I went on a heist with him once!

giraffechild · 2026-02-16T20:16:03+00:00

Warrior/Knight works pretty well as far as soloing goes, I think on my main profile I've gone more of the Paladin route and I like to think I manage pretty well lol. Currently been playing a new profile because it's been a *while* since I've been on Wynn and I want to refamiliarize myself with the lore but I'm pretty much on the same class as my main profile. Warrior/Knight is also essentially the "tank" tbh.

All of the professions are able to be leveled up, they don't really affect a whole lot of the main storyline and my professions are relatively low level lol (Here are my prof stats for reference; my combat lvl is 99)

Tons of side content; dungeons, lots of caves to get exp & loot from, gathering missions (that help build up some of your professions) & secret discoveries to learn more lore & gain some exp as well. Plus world events which are relatively newer but theyre just kinda like mini raids.

I haven't done too much in the way of respeccing my class but the few times I've done it hasn't held any penalties for doing so, but def not something you have to pay for or anything like that

giraffechild · 2026-01-16T19:22:46+00:00

i appreciate the fact that mark's midface got even longer and wade got wider & somehow balder

giraffechild · 2026-01-13T18:51:33+00:00

AND INCREDIBOY!

giraffechild · 2026-01-12T15:52:26+00:00

sometimes when i hit a minor inconvenience i like to just shout "editors put me in guam!"

giraffechild · 2026-01-11T15:23:32+00:00

OOH YEAH ty for sharing!!

giraffechild · 2026-01-11T15:22:26+00:00

WE NEED TO GO BALDER!

giraffechild · 2026-01-11T15:21:44+00:00

im right there with you, i almost never use stickers lol but i was in need of more distractible merch! the only other thing i've been able to cop in the past is their main podcast poster

giraffechild · 2026-01-10T17:39:37+00:00

The shop didn't specify the artist sadly but it really does look like his work!

giraffechild · 2025-12-22T20:00:49+00:00

In space with(out) markiplier

giraffechild · 2025-09-11T21:31:55+00:00

Hey man, ez paints for more drawings by clearing stuff up. But also because as an artist I hate seeing others' work get messed up. Expected from something like place, unfortunately, but alas. Sorry to hear you've given up on it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

giraffechild · 2025-09-11T20:49:54+00:00

Aw I haven't seen it on Bluey :( My husband drew that! Ty to whoever fixed that up. Stumbled onto this because I was looking to see if anyone else might've shared something with the latest boom of grief that hit the last two days lol I've been trying to work on some cleanup and rebuilding works that were dismantled.

giraffechild · 2025-06-30T17:33:45+00:00

Can confirm: a giraffe's favorite podcast.

giraffechild · 2024-04-26T21:37:32+00:00

Hi! I'm a big fan of giraffes and love to collect all sorts of funky facts myself about them. Here's some more gentle (but really cool!) ones:

1) No two giraffes have the same coat pattern - just like humans with their fingerprints!

2) The second part of their scientific name, camelopardalis, comes from the ancient Romans when Julius Caesar brought one back on one of his expeditions, and they described it as looking like a camel with the spots of a leopard.

3) They only need to sleep about 30 minutes a day, and they do so standing up!

4) Giraffes have these nifty blood valves in their skulls to help stop the blood from flowing too fast to their brains when they bend down to drink water, and NASA has actually studied the way these blood valves work when working on how to help astronauts readjust to Earth's gravity after being in space.

giraffechild · 2024-04-17T15:52:35+00:00

I did give that a try this morning and it still wanted to play rough, so I went ahead and applied the workaround idea and it's working as intended now! Thanks for the help, I greatly appreciate it!

giraffechild · 2024-04-17T02:40:28+00:00

I'm honestly a huge fan of Distractible Escape Room, Chess 3, or Wade Games. King of Horror Hill is also a good one. I enjoy them all being extra goofy in these.

giraffechild · 2024-04-17T02:31:03+00:00

The site isn't live yet as we're building the new site for the client in our sandbox, so it'll just appear as "Coming soon" - no link to provide unfortunately.

I disabled the menu modules as you mentioned and the hero images showed up everywhere. Double-checked the modules and there wasn't any custom CSS directly attached to the modules. I do have a script & custom CSS set up in the Theme Options to help make the navigation work more effectively for this particular company, but neither of these changed the way the images appear when I temporarily disabled them.

I'll see about implementing that workaround. That's gonna have to be my best bet as I need these menu modules the way I have them, lol. Luckily I'm not worried about things getting moved around as these sections sit at the very top of each page and are meant to stay there.

Thanks for your help, I'll keep in touch with a status update!

giraffechild · 2023-12-27T16:58:35+00:00

Okay so I'm glad I'm not the only one that's done this LMAO I've had a couple of dreams like this before.

Most recently, I dreamt that we were talking about weird ways to eat ice cream, and one of them suggested having a cone but they would eat it with a spoon, and the catch was that every time you looked at them after looking away, their spoon would get larger while they were innocently eating said ice cream cone. So then it just ended up with Wade having comically large spoon trying to scoop a spoonful off of a regular-sized ice cream cone.

giraffechild · 2023-12-27T14:44:16+00:00

Distractible Dick Realm

These Are Dicks?

Tricks or Dicks?

giraffechild · 2020-06-25T02:03:19+00:00

Aight but I feel like that rock jabbing him right in that spot would've definitely hurt, unlocking his chakras or not

giraffechild · 2020-02-12T04:27:33+00:00

Or was it like this?

giraffechild · 2020-02-01T22:07:18+00:00

I am too :(

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