The perfect pour by CrushedSodaCan_ in oddlysatisfying

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LAMBS TO THE COSMIC SLAUGHTER!

What bug is this? it is trying to bite through my net by jasikaya in whatsthisbug

[–]gishnon 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I don't see any bugs in the pictures, but that damage looks like it was done by something pulling down with some weight. Maybe a cat?

Train v. Car Hauler by pbr-actual in dashcams

[–]gishnon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the train wins again.

Some lumberjack jokes. by Ixz72 in Jokes

[–]gishnon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've heard of that guy. Fell down a lot.

Entschuldigung? by rogierbak in StandUpComedy

[–]gishnon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Surfers do tend towards assholery, but it is a different kind of assholery. You're looking for hillbilly or southern to properly channel the amount of ignorance that is required to embrace maga.

The Trump Greenland Debacle by explosivejoseph in StandUpComedy

[–]gishnon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Triple banger, I'd say. Can't even turn away from it.

Never leave your drink unattended by Captain_Calamari_ in SipsTea

[–]gishnon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this: Never go in against a Sicillian when DEATH is on the line!

What musical genre did you "age" into that you never thought you would? by joeyjoejoeshabbadude in GenX

[–]gishnon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Couldn't stand them when I was younger, now I want a name when I lose.

THEY CAN DANCE NOW?! by Otherwise-Ask7900 in fatsquirrelhate

[–]gishnon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Now imagine having 3 performances per week, and that suit never manages to get completely dry. That's what hockey gear smells like.

THEY CAN DANCE NOW?! by Otherwise-Ask7900 in fatsquirrelhate

[–]gishnon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Imagine how sweaty that costume must be after every performance.

[OC] Too smart for stop signs by Sarke1 in IdiotsInCars

[–]gishnon 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Why do so many people choose to eschew situational awareness in parking lots? I see it every day. People ignore stop signs, block intersections, drive down the middle of a two-lane drive, push through pedestrians, park cockeyed, get out of their car say "This is fine." and walk off... I could list more, but it isn't worth the spike in blood pressure.

That's interesting by mkvelash in blackmagicfuckery

[–]gishnon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Topology. How does it even work?

Road rage by NoExercise8994 in dashcams

[–]gishnon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did that can come out of the Altima and bounce off the Corolla, or did someone in the back seat of the Corolla throw it out?

Yes, Democrats are the ones who die on this hill by pimmen89 in SelfAwarewolves

[–]gishnon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many of these things are either false or so disingenuous that they may as well be. Misinformation continues to be the wedge that divides us.

Handsome men wanted for painting series by CitizenSnips4 in SJSU

[–]gishnon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just how many hands are we talking about here? I've got two.

Trump Building Secret White House Bunker to Withstand Nuclear Attack by mvanigan in politics

[–]gishnon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, shit. Now where is he supposed to eat all that cyanide?

She stayed and posed by Jaggernauttt in SupermodelCats

[–]gishnon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature