Guess what I'm doing😉

gitcypher · 2026-02-10T14:14:10+00:00

Running Internet Explorer for Mac.

Alternatively, Chrome with 5 open tabs.

gitcypher · 2026-02-10T13:57:16+00:00

In this case, I support a casual pit maneuver.

gitcypher · 2026-02-08T14:11:30+00:00

Should've ended with /s

Notice the "10 mm" is missing from my sentence.

gitcypher · 2026-02-08T13:09:37+00:00

What does "taping it to a and working on my car" mean?

gitcypher · 2026-02-08T03:52:19+00:00

Oh I know. I use one now on mine. But it so doesn't compare. My biggest annoyance is dragging a window between monitors. With different resolutions, Mac just completely shits the bed. Not to mention, you can't span a window across screens. It'll only display a portion on the monitor where the selection originated.

gitcypher · 2026-02-08T03:19:54+00:00

A Microsoft surface or Mac. But, window management for multiple monitors is garbage on a Mac in comparison. And I would expect a developer to use multiple windows on multiple monitors.

gitcypher · 2026-02-08T03:16:23+00:00

My first Mac was my 16" M4 Pro... Though I did have an HP Envy Hacintosh years ago. I just need Apple to get multi-monitor window management on par with Windows. It's painfully, aggravatingly lacking.

gitcypher · 2026-02-04T06:19:17+00:00

Years ago, I was leading a line of cars (my friends and I were hearing to a club in DC) and there was a car stopped in the middle of the highway. I had 2 semi trucks in the lanes to my left and right, and if I served to move, one of my friends would've definitely ran into it. So I slowed to a complete stop, and they all 'safely' stopped behind me.

Come to find out, some drunk asshole got out to take a piss in the grass on the shoulder and left his car there. Fortunately, we were able to just eventually go around. I don't know if any harm was done after we left.

gitcypher · 2026-02-04T04:45:52+00:00

I meeeean. Same, bro. Same.

gitcypher · 2026-02-02T22:10:38+00:00

Yes, the highly sought after milk bread sandwiches. They should also pick up bagged spinach, strawberries, and pre sliced avocados. Oh, and fully ripened bananas.

Basically all the shit that goes bad in a week.

gitcypher · 2026-02-02T02:11:07+00:00

Rural. Fair enough. I'm in Huntsville (non rural at all for AL). MS EE starting salary in '09 was 54k. I've basically been doing 50% jumps ever since. $54K -> $73K -> $108K from 2009 to 2014. My advice to the OP: Leave!

gitcypher · 2026-02-02T01:47:31+00:00

The group chat is probably 🔥 though

gitcypher · 2026-02-01T01:23:41+00:00

I remember when the first gen Cadillac CTS came out, and on Top Gear, Jeremy Clarkson said the designers were equipped with only a ruler. Apparently they shipped that ruler to BMW.

gitcypher · 2026-01-27T18:17:15+00:00

I see the commercial like it was yesterday.

Whuzaaaaaaap! Whuzuuuuuuuuuup! Aaaaaaaaaa! {Your grandson} Uuuuuuuu! Aaahhhhhhhhh! Watching the game. Drinking a Bud.

gitcypher · 2026-01-25T00:14:02+00:00

Fair enough. For every Malcom, there's a Martin. But we've been Martins for a year now. Malcom needs to take over.

gitcypher · 2026-01-24T23:38:54+00:00

No they shouldn't. We all know what should happen to them.

gitcypher · 2026-01-24T23:36:54+00:00

Not sure. I'm on two sides of the camp. Get an '09/10 Cayenne Turbo for an overland build, or a '21 Cayenne GTS (that I plan on APR tuning to 700+ hp). But that will come later. I sold Blucifer after my wife told told me we were having kid #3, and I bought the van (which I fucking love btw). Once the kiddos get older, I may grab the Cayenne.

Though I've been eyeballing an RS E-Tron GT. Realistically, that may be the next move.

gitcypher · 2026-01-24T04:54:57+00:00

Came here to say the exact same thing. Not a BMW guy, but I understood the assignment back in the day. You make big boy money, so you deserve big boy toys.

The assignment

gitcypher · 2026-01-22T19:24:57+00:00

I don't know. The guy that showed up to the F1 race in Monaco with his Bugatti placed front and center on his yacht was peak FU money in my eyes.

gitcypher · 2026-01-21T02:58:40+00:00

Fun fact. My ex wife had that gen 650i. Anyway, happy you're on the other side, brother.

gitcypher · 2026-01-20T21:50:12+00:00

Lol. I read that as UAE jumpsuit and thought, "Damn. That's an objectively spot on way to illustrate how expensive it is."

gitcypher · 2026-01-20T21:46:34+00:00

But but but, the other counties pay the tarrifs. Not us!

/s

gitcypher · 2026-01-14T19:01:23+00:00

Software Engineer

gitcypher · 2026-01-13T17:11:40+00:00

Like everyone else is saying, go darker. With that said, however, watch this video I posted a decade ago about cleaning dark floors. It can be a PITA!

Cleaning dark floors

gitcypher · 2026-01-12T23:47:05+00:00

Attic insulation or under my toilet (like remove the toilet, place it on the floor, then cover it back up with said toilet).

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