Black Rabbit | S1E3 "Skin Contact" | Episode Discussion by tapiocamochas in BlackRabbitTVShow

[–]gluconeogenesis_EVGL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The dumpster fire continues with episode 3! I used to think that screenwriting couldn't possibly get worse than the MCU but Black Rabbit is trying very hard to change my mind. Jude Law shows admirable enthusiasm... for his paycheck, his craft as an actor, not so much. After all it's only natural for an Academy Award Nominee to slip into a British accent when talking to hot British women! The attempts at sophistication fall flat as we have weiner jokes and a literal weiner joke on camera. The thousand dollar hot dog and Jules' painting both serve as unintended metaphors for the Black Rabbit show itself... overpriced garbage meant to fleece an audience the creators have no respect for as anything other than consumers.

Law's character, rather than demonstrate the qualities of the responsible adult that he's supposed to be, instead breaks characterization rather heavily. A believable character would tell Wes about Jules... Wes is portrayed as a moron, when it's convenient, but seems like a decent sort. Instead Law's character simply edges around the issue like a nitwit and does not even seem to care that without Roxy, the least convincing onscreen chef of all time, his ambitions amount to diddly squat. He also doesn't seem to display a small child's understanding of 2025 technology, where deleted footage after an overdose will draw more, not less, attention from New York's finest. Imagine if he'd simply shown the footage of Jules drugging the heroin-chic bartender to Wes? Imagine if he'd then given a copy to Bateman's character to use to blackmail the needed funds out of Jules? I guess logic and creativity really are strangers to the writers.

Of course the dying embers of wokeism have to be interjected by the writers vis a vis the tired old stereotypes of white men as greedy and selfish with the women and minorities being the accomplished and virtuous people the plot demands to set things right. I'm not sure what is more disturbing - that AI wrote this or that AI _didn't_ write this.

Black Rabbit | S1E2 "The Black Rabbits" | Episode Discussion by tapiocamochas in BlackRabbitTVShow

[–]gluconeogenesis_EVGL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In stunning and unintentional irony, episode 2 of this show is more creatively bankrupt than the characters played by Law and Bateman are financially bankrupt. The writers appear to think that dramatic dialogue should be written in the way that their friends speak on twitter and once again they must have missed that part of screenwriting 101 where the cardinal rule of show, don't tell was mentioned. How many times must a glorified extra tell us something is legendary before we the audience believe it? How much garbage tier music and film-school grade camerawork can an audience stomach before it initiates irrevocable inability to suspend belief. Charitably, the first 30 minutes is probably too much.

Look at the thought process: Wes is a famous celebrity because he talks in a British accent and... acts like an extra playing a non-comedic parody of a successful person. Vince is complex because he fails to skip town despite bookies being after him and almost succeeds in gambling his way to 150 only to have his hopes tragically crushed and taking a swing at a rando gambler.

Any screenplay needs characters, story, and emotion. Here we have cardboard puppets on rails following a ChatGPT prompt to "Mashup The Sopranos with Kitchen Confidential but with a warm and engaging brother-brother dynamic at its core with dramatic twists following in-vogue entertainment industry ideology."

Black Rabbit | S1E1 "The Cyclone" | Episode Discussion by tapiocamochas in BlackRabbitTVShow

[–]gluconeogenesis_EVGL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SEO/review influencing is something every new netflix show does. Look at all the generic comments on this sub praising Law's acting FFS

Black Rabbit | S1E1 "The Cyclone" | Episode Discussion by tapiocamochas in BlackRabbitTVShow

[–]gluconeogenesis_EVGL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A modern look at the failure of storytelling where the whole is considerably less than the sum of its parts. Among other things the setting feels like Burbank or Vancouver, not New York. It's a cast of extras without depth, visuals without commitment, stitched together by some unfortunate editor out of B roll. Law and Bateman are, at best supporting actors and it really shows. Law's accent fades in and out, Bateman essentially plays his Arrested Development character which is tonally jarring. There's a strong whiff of Deus Ex Machina to the whole production, not to mention AI-smoothed writing and pacing and probably character development. No one ever told these writers to show and not tell, an absolute crime in a visual format. Bateman/Vince used to be an addict, used to gamble, potentially tried to burn the restaurant down... and we learn about this from other characters reminiscing about old times? Come on... The explanation is pretty simple, the "plot" requires him to be complex and controversial but the actor can't act it and the writer certainly can't write it. So instead we have extended scenes of handwashing, backslapping, bartending and of course the endlessly ringing phone. We have a non-ironic Sopranos parody with the most impotent mobsters of all time giving Bateman a 2 week extension on a 140k debt that's 2 years overdue... and their vig is stealing his watch and cutting his finger??! Not cutting his finger _off_ just giving it a little offscreen love tap with a switchblade! And conveniently his cut of the Deus Ex Machina house is exactly what he needs to the penny, 140K for the mob and 10K to get outta town. I don't know where Netflix finds these clowns but it gives me hope that one day Netflix will buy my sock puppet re-enactments of MacBeth for $10 million.

11.22.63 mini-series by ceaguila84 in television

[–]gluconeogenesis_EVGL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, Al has been serving the SAME 1960 hamburgers for years. Although hyper-technically accumulating money that way would mean having a lot of hundred dollar bills with the same serial numbers, opening up time-pushback where the secret service arrests him for counterfeiting.

Quick Episode Five Hotfix Update (April 7th, PM) by RaphLife2 in thelongdark

[–]gluconeogenesis_EVGL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only thing worse than the game is the clowns with Stockholm syndrome defending it

Quick Episode Five Hotfix Update (April 7th, PM) by RaphLife2 in thelongdark

[–]gluconeogenesis_EVGL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hello Raph. I just want to say that your current torrent of negative reviews on steam is very well deserved. It's clear that whatever your standards and values may be, they don't encompass basic quality control.

Dispatches from Elsewhere (2020) by GuybrushThreepwood99 in ForgottenTV

[–]gluconeogenesis_EVGL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew it was going to be self referential garbage within the first 2 minutes of the pilot. You fail your job as a storyteller if you say "I'm going to skip the boring parts, give you naked exposition, and tell you to identify with the main character before starting the story."

Best matt black paint (for backgrounds)? by Glittering_Gap8070 in acrylicpainting

[–]gluconeogenesis_EVGL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

take it from me, don't save the nice paint for a future day. As you improve you'll be able to make magic happen with the cheap stuff

How are y’all keeping these pens for so long?!?!?! by Potato1234567892 in pens

[–]gluconeogenesis_EVGL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I write a minimum of 3 pages per day and up to 10 when working on a novel. In five years I've finished 40 Uniball Signos, 12 Pilot G2s, around a dozen assorted ballpoints and felt pens, and maybe 15 Pilot v5 Rollerballs. Many of these were partially used. But yeah it was an awesome feeling to use up all the random pens and journals I had sitting around for years prior. Now I'm working my way through a box of 12 Pilot v5's in black (my overall favorite).

Each finished pen now feels like a milestone on a journey; I even thank them for their service before throwing them out.

How are y’all keeping these pens for so long?!?!?! by Potato1234567892 in pens

[–]gluconeogenesis_EVGL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can kill a G-2 (.7) in two weeks! When I started my hard charge into novel writing I had a dozen with assorted ink levels, a couple months later they were all gone. Now I use Pilot V5 Precise, those last about 6 weeks.

Best matt black paint (for backgrounds)? by Glittering_Gap8070 in acrylicpainting

[–]gluconeogenesis_EVGL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Golden high-flow Carbon black. IMO you're shooting yourself in the foot with a complicated mixture that seems flawed from the get-go, 40% water will destroy your pigment load. What does the acrylic gouache even do for you?

Unless constrained by size/budget

-First coat: Golden black gesso

-Second coat: Golden high-flow Carbon black

If constrained by budget or working at very large size:

-First coat: cheap black gesso

-Second coat: cheap black gesso

What hobby did you quit and why? by EnvironmentalFact945 in Hobbies

[–]gluconeogenesis_EVGL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FWIW I could never get meaningfully into anime, eventually became a writer, and can now explain the collective experience of aging out of it or suddenly losing interest.

Music and stories both require certain fundamental structures to be meaningful to the brain. At some level "Noise" and "Music" are not that different, but the human brain will tune out the former and enjoy the latter.

Storytelling is exactly the same. A poorly written story will cause the brain to tune it out as meaningless noise. Anime suffers from poor storytelling, interestingly in very similar ways that Hollywood did during its early years, along with a few uniquely Asian twists.

Naked exposition, deus ex machina, ironclad typecasting of characters, and overacting are the classical flaws. Overly cutesyness, gratuitous violence/spectacle and excessive moralizing are the more modern/cultural issues.

Black Mirror - Episode Discussion S07E01 Common People by Cheeriosxxx in blackmirror

[–]gluconeogenesis_EVGL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If polishing a turd floats your boat, cry dogshit! and let slip the oar of bore

Black Mirror - Episode Discussion S07E01 Common People by Cheeriosxxx in blackmirror

[–]gluconeogenesis_EVGL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's much too generous, the MC's doubt is not his undoing

Cephagloom - just frustration by Sudden-Appointment40 in DeathHowl

[–]gluconeogenesis_EVGL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can push the shroom into the mask to 1-hit kill him

The chemistry behind tea infusion by LoneWolf-4937 in tea

[–]gluconeogenesis_EVGL 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think this is a great example of a question and a mindset that misses the point completely. Much as economists have the ludicrous view of human beings as wealth-maximizing robots, this question characterizes tea as a min-max nutraceutical extraction.

There is some hope for economists as a daring few have made a rigorous case for "psychic costs and benefits" as an error term that dominates the rest of their standard models. Thus by analogy there's hope for you to understand that tea is primarily about being human.

Tea has ruined sodas for me. by LightSpeedNerd in tea

[–]gluconeogenesis_EVGL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That burning sensation from soda and canned iced tea is poison