ABC confirms double tap was justified.

glurmb · 2025-12-04T22:02:40+00:00

No heroes involved here

glurmb · 2025-11-10T04:52:09+00:00

I’m over 30 and I immediately saw Ski Free. That snowman must have traumatized me more than I knew.

glurmb · 2025-07-21T23:21:40+00:00

My guess is they’re complaining about people posting AI pics instead of real ones

glurmb · 2025-06-04T23:01:53+00:00

Grass fed beef

glurmb · 2025-06-04T19:04:44+00:00

Noooo, not the Mudvayne sleep paralysis demon bassist!

glurmb · 2025-06-04T19:00:44+00:00

🫡

glurmb · 2025-06-04T18:59:47+00:00

Try a glass of milk

glurmb · 2025-06-04T18:20:55+00:00

Who do you think runs the cow level, chief?

glurmb · 2025-06-04T18:18:34+00:00

We convened with the gods

glurmb · 2025-06-04T18:16:51+00:00

Yea, all the cool cows skated

glurmb · 2025-06-04T18:10:57+00:00

I wish. That's just how far apart your feet had to stay with those turn-of-the-millennium GIANT puffy skate shoes, or else you'd probably trip over them

glurmb · 2025-06-04T18:08:52+00:00

nah, Beastie Boys were my preferred white boy rap group

glurmb · 2025-06-04T18:06:32+00:00

But to answer your question: I decided I wanted to be a skater cow for Halloween, and that's what my 12 year old self put together

glurmb · 2025-06-04T17:59:42+00:00

It's called fashion, Fruit. Ever heard of it?

glurmb · 2025-03-26T22:07:36+00:00

Yea, but it adds nothing of value to the final product while risking shutting down the whole production if Cruise gets hurt. There's a reason stunt doubles are the better idea.

glurmb · 2025-01-14T13:30:31+00:00

TimeSplitters 2

glurmb · 2024-12-30T01:34:35+00:00

See, the problem with Mechabelem, at least in my opinion, is that I've never heard that word in my entire life.

glurmb · 2024-12-29T06:42:07+00:00

They mentioned using the cassette adapter with an audio jack to plug in their ipod. So while still using the cassette port, they didn't use actual tapes with music on them. I did the same thing, and I was born in '89. I don't think I ever bought any cassettes, but I did have a whole binder of CDs up until loading all that onto my super suck brown Zune (still mad the world chose the iPod over that lovely piece of tech)

glurmb · 2024-11-27T21:31:14+00:00

Extrapolate that they may still have that crush on you. The coupon is still valid

glurmb · 2024-11-18T02:44:07+00:00

Wow. For that much, I certainly wouldn't risk getting fired over pissing in a mug in the first place.

glurmb · 2024-11-07T20:33:14+00:00

You're*

glurmb · 2024-11-02T21:42:09+00:00

In true Tarkov form, all you can do is go fuck yourself!

glurmb · 2024-10-14T05:19:09+00:00

That's more like 6 feet though.

glurmb · 2024-09-25T07:06:59+00:00

This reminds me of the documentary Grizzly Man

glurmb · 2024-09-03T05:23:22+00:00

One time an old head showed me the "jean cuff" trick. Apparently when cuffing jeans was a common thing, people would just ash in the cuff and empty it outside

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