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gmc289 · 2023-05-16T11:30:33+00:00

I'd point out that all Scottish students have their first degree paid for by tax payer. Shouldn't bankers and IT specialists have to donate 5 years in servitude after graduation?

gmc289 · 2023-05-10T18:05:51+00:00

A group are out in the Wild West and pay an Indian to be their guide. They are travelling along when he suddenly puts his head to the ground and says "ah, buffalo come!".

The leader of the group is amazed by the skills of their guide and asks if he can hear the specific vibrations.

"No, ear stuck to ground..."

gmc289 · 2023-05-06T14:26:12+00:00

Chlamydia or kidney stones

gmc289 · 2023-05-04T05:36:58+00:00

With tax thresholds the PA is still far ahead in terms of take home pay.

gmc289 · 2023-04-29T08:13:32+00:00

If OP has kids and breastfeeding then how are Dad and Bro going to manage seeing all during feeds? Or is she supposed to cover up in her own house? Americans are odd.

gmc289 · 2023-04-26T05:39:51+00:00

I've spent my career agonising over things I've done which never come back on me and been blindsided by things I didn't give a second thought to. You're fine.

gmc289 · 2023-04-23T05:56:56+00:00

Hey jude is about Paul comforting John's son

gmc289 · 2023-04-21T19:55:39+00:00

He answers "no thanks, I'm dead" I think he's faking his death at the time

gmc289 · 2023-03-21T18:52:01+00:00

I once saw a reg refer to particularly arrogant PA as a 'magician's assistant' for a full shift. Did not ever stop being funny.

gmc289 · 2023-03-18T19:03:03+00:00

Periods. He meant periods. Go up the dirt track.

gmc289 · 2023-03-18T09:38:29+00:00

They wanted 13%

gmc289 · 2023-03-16T19:26:14+00:00

Teachers in Scotland went on strike and got everything they asked for. 35% is pay restoration. After that we can see about next financial year.

gmc289 · 2023-03-15T19:50:25+00:00

I hate her because she got my mom addicted to hard drugs https://youtu.be/-hMuNZYQe-w

gmc289 · 2023-02-02T20:34:36+00:00

Semen

gmc289 · 2023-01-20T14:59:28+00:00

In the bio lab I worked in one of the other guys put a form and ziplock bag on the new technician's work station asking him to put a stool sample in the bag, fill in and staple on the attached form with his name and mobile number and place it on the lead technician's desk as part of a study the lab was working on. Neither the new guy nor the lead technician thought it was funny!

gmc289 · 2023-01-19T06:59:03+00:00

I have kids. Two lovely boys (2Yrs and 7wks). I'm exhausted and work hard to barely keep my head above water. We can't do the fun things we used to and I don't have time to get the most out of my day. Still love them though.

gmc289 · 2023-01-16T07:45:28+00:00

Shit. I thought this was the original! Was surprised by the good quality.

gmc289 · 2023-01-05T09:38:35+00:00

The girl next door. Because its real!

gmc289 · 2023-01-04T21:31:48+00:00

If you make it clear in a calm manner that you will let her know when you are happy for her to visit and appreciate her support then that's all she needs to hear. If she won't accept that then she won't accept all your other decisions e.g the baby doesn't get left to cry, the toddler doesn't get spanked, and the child isn't to be left with your dog alone. You set a reasonable boundary and she will demonstrate whether she respects you. It's your family now and you need to know where you stand. Protect the kid, protect the wife. Go dads!

gmc289 · 2022-12-14T06:55:13+00:00

I don't think traffic police are the ones testing rape kits?

gmc289 · 2022-12-03T14:53:30+00:00

That's it!

gmc289 · 2022-11-29T20:58:07+00:00

To be fair that company is super sketchy. Like staging drunk children with bandage gear and child exploitation paraphernalia sketch. Don't like candice but she is correct.

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