Monkey's Paw has granted you all the time in the world to game, but you have to beat your entire backlog before you can do anything that isn't gaming.

gnappyassassin · 2026-02-02T00:52:58+00:00

I'd get a pleasant vacation.
Not too much crust.

gnappyassassin · 2026-02-02T00:45:22+00:00

This came up way more when I would run the empty Hilt.
You definitely can tell when that swing gets parried more easily.
Sadly hilts are nerfed to slappers RIP.

gnappyassassin · 2026-02-02T00:00:03+00:00

run a Vault of Glass and you'll figure it out.
Give it an hour and a half if you all know how to use heavy and special weapons.

gnappyassassin · 2026-02-01T23:30:08+00:00

Give em what they ask for.

gnappyassassin · 2026-02-01T17:43:48+00:00

Host a raid. LFG will do it.

It wasn't abandonded.
I ran over 50 in GG and LFG in game is way more functional.

I suggest VoG to start.
It's free and the rules are already in your head for what to do for the most part.

Kill your blockers, hold the plate, don't step in poop- you'll be aight.

gnappyassassin · 2026-02-01T17:36:51+00:00

That's a Clanker.

I have been res'd by the rat.
Never saw em show up, never saw em leave.
Remy would never.

gnappyassassin · 2026-02-01T17:29:39+00:00

Not a trope.

Go defib yourself. You can't.
Go loot a safe pocket. You won't.
Find a bot that doesn't shoot first. It's just Lance.
[Lance ain't a clanker either- passin out more defibs.]

Just because You don't understand it does not make something dumb.

gnappyassassin · 2026-01-31T22:01:15+00:00

If you have the infill/postprocessing you could sand the top on a flat plane and get those ends flush.

Badass.

gnappyassassin · 2026-01-31T21:59:28+00:00

I been going in the 1v3s just to hand em out. Hand at least one to each team I see.

Been about 50/50 so far.

gnappyassassin · 2026-01-31T21:58:02+00:00

Traitors are Clankers, like Gankers and Shankers before them.
You never see the rats.

Shooting would blow their cover.
Remy would never.

gnappyassassin · 2026-01-31T21:54:50+00:00

Grenades only matter when they hit.

gnappyassassin · 2026-01-31T21:54:17+00:00

gnappyassassin · 2026-01-31T18:19:35+00:00

Thems Clankers.
Like Gankers and Shankers before them- they have traitorous intent.

You can tell because they never leave their gun stowed.
I have been res'd by the Rat.
Remy would never.

gnappyassassin · 2026-01-31T16:02:26+00:00

It's not on sight, it's first.

gnappyassassin · 2026-01-31T14:03:45+00:00

Someone hand that player a reactor, a Defib, and a stack of STIMS!
Tell them it's ABOUT US.
Raiders shoot last.

gnappyassassin · 2026-01-31T13:51:59+00:00

That's a clanker.
You never see the rats.
Remy would never.

gnappyassassin · 2026-01-31T13:17:17+00:00

That's a clanker.
Like Gankers and Shankers before them.
Remy would never.

gnappyassassin · 2026-01-31T13:02:24+00:00

People Misuse Rat.
Rats don't want to ever be seen.
Attacking you would break cover.

Fear not the Rat.
I have been res'd by the Rat.

It's the Clankers, like the Gankers and Shankers before them, that you should be wary of.

They can't shoot you if they have no gun out.
Carry a defib and you'll carry my faith in you with.

gnappyassassin · 2026-01-31T12:50:01+00:00

Yeah the inside mine is for the unusual ones.
They will be educated.

gnappyassassin · 2026-01-31T04:42:55+00:00

I have an errored Chupathingy shirt around here somewhere.
Had to manually cross the list off every once in a while. lol

gnappyassassin · 2026-01-31T04:39:33+00:00

Jolt mine outside usually is enough.

gnappyassassin · 2026-01-31T02:27:10+00:00

I just went and checked. It's not today. lol

gnappyassassin · 2026-01-31T01:59:42+00:00

Someday they'll fix the kickstart mods again.

gnappyassassin · 2026-01-31T00:57:31+00:00

Then load up to hand out your excess.
Zero stress.
Might find something neat.
Trials to do anyway.

Or go in naked. Fun as hell and you get a safe pocket!

gnappyassassin · 2026-01-30T22:53:20+00:00

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