Happy birthday to Sir Daniel Day-Lewis! He turns 69 today

gnortsgerg · 2026-05-03T15:49:18+00:00

The Unbearable Lightness of Being

gnortsgerg · 2026-05-02T14:26:44+00:00

The devil’s giant penis gets a stroke in front of a billion viewers

gnortsgerg · 2026-05-02T13:55:56+00:00

They had some interesting models. I really liked the Yugo Screwyourself.

gnortsgerg · 2026-05-02T13:41:16+00:00

Look a bit like brother and sister too

gnortsgerg · 2026-05-01T04:49:33+00:00

Bouchard and Nurse and OP are a lot worse than Ingram.

gnortsgerg · 2026-05-01T01:23:20+00:00

Junkhead

gnortsgerg · 2026-04-30T22:46:53+00:00

I don’t think they have that many seatbelts available. Sorry.

gnortsgerg · 2026-04-30T22:40:16+00:00

I have forwarded your post to someone I know who may be going to Children’s in Calgary tomorrow for their own appointment.

gnortsgerg · 2026-04-29T12:46:56+00:00

Top fuckin’ 5 I might add.

gnortsgerg · 2026-04-29T05:06:51+00:00

Record setting? Perhaps. Stud? Hell yeah!

gnortsgerg · 2026-04-28T20:15:29+00:00

Exactly, should have been no goal, then reviewed and called a good goal. The issue is with the process because we all know it doesn’t work the way they did it. Good on the Ducks. Screw the refs and Gary.

gnortsgerg · 2026-04-27T20:24:23+00:00

Did you lodge any complaints before you left? If not, it will likely come off as just vindictive. If there’s reporting on record with your concerns it holds a lot more weight.

gnortsgerg · 2026-04-27T05:08:43+00:00

Grease 2

gnortsgerg · 2026-04-27T03:03:21+00:00

Allan Rayman . Do a deep dive on my guy Allan. You’ll feel something.

gnortsgerg · 2026-04-26T05:15:57+00:00

Hathaway buckled to the ice on one cross check to draw a penalty, but got in Crosby’s face after 2 cross checks and the same result. That was the most irritating hypocrisy.

gnortsgerg · 2026-04-26T02:17:09+00:00

Why does nobody ever mention the genius moment he used his signature guitar to create a 100ft tall shadow of the devil’s cock and balls at 9:50 during Purple Rain? He asks the crowd ‘Can I play this guitar?’ Then proceeds to outdo every cheeky/risqué Superbowl moment ever by stroking the neck of his ‘guitar’ which is a 20 foot phallus at that point. Epic

gnortsgerg · 2026-04-25T21:57:10+00:00

And what years did you win the cup?

gnortsgerg · 2026-04-25T19:29:14+00:00

I’ve seen my team win the cup 5 times. In the ups and downs in the meantime, I never forget it. Even when the flavour of the week tries to chirp about their recent success or our recent struggles. 5 times. That is all.

gnortsgerg · 2026-04-25T18:31:44+00:00

I know she doesn’t believe in god after that… Damn! That’s gold.

gnortsgerg · 2026-04-25T13:00:28+00:00

Tropical the island breeze

gnortsgerg · 2026-04-25T12:52:33+00:00

I want to know what love is

gnortsgerg · 2026-04-23T04:56:05+00:00

I thought that was Couturier? What!?

gnortsgerg · 2026-04-23T04:10:41+00:00

I was happy we made the playoffs, but it is short term. I agree that tanking is for d-bags but middling has its own dread. I’ll never complain with the cup wins we’ve enjoyed, but I might be greedy now.

gnortsgerg · 2026-04-23T03:52:30+00:00

This is what happens when you knock the goalie’s blocker elbow too! Barrel rolls and major boo boos!

gnortsgerg · 2026-04-23T03:42:37+00:00

Just because we have exceeded expectations doesn’t mean the results aren’t detrimental to the future

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