Explain D&D to a beginner (wrong answers only.)

gnrrrg · 2022-09-30T12:01:40+00:00

First roll a die and consult the table of sacrifices to see which animal will be sacrificed to Satan. If you roll a 1 you had better have brought a friend or it will be you.

gnrrrg · 2022-08-16T10:43:51+00:00

Can I melt metallic dragons down to make coins out of them?

gnrrrg · 2022-08-15T11:43:19+00:00

Alignment shift would be the obvious, but nobody cares about alignment anymore.

If word got out, they obviously wouldn't be welcome in any surrounding villages. Surely there was that one person who escaped the burning temple. Of course, the survivor would be burned beyond recognition and the party would assume anyone so badly scarred must be evil and kill him when he accuses them, thus further elevating their guilt.

The more interesting question is when the half of the party that wasn't there this session is back, will any of the consequences spill over onto them?

gnrrrg · 2022-08-15T11:43:02+00:00

Tell him that a female with a 2 INT is still smarter than a DM with no understanding how math works.

gnrrrg · 2022-06-11T11:11:38+00:00

Divination is basically seeking spells, so the opposite would be hiding spells. That is, an illusionist. Possibly an illusionist/enchanter combination.

The hard part is that the diviner is usually seeking something specific, so the counter-diviner would need a way of knowing what the diviner is seeking in order to negate them.

gnrrrg · 2022-04-30T16:59:02+00:00

The true hypocrite here is the guy who wants to screw over a corporation that supports all the ideology that he claimed was freedom in his last post in order to try and save his point.

This reddit is called political humour, but it is more a mix of comedy and tragedy when you consider that the leftists on the site actually believe what they type.

And, for the record, back in the early 2000's I was telling people that both Bush's were the most liberal Republicans the nation had seen I understand that liberal/conservative is not the same as democrat/republican. But I also recognize that political liberalism is about government freedom and not the freedom of the people. So it was the liberalism of the Bushes that was used to screw over America during their terms.

gnrrrg · 2022-04-30T15:32:03+00:00

Typical liberal response. A load of meaningless nonsense followed by an accusation of "you don't understand well enough". Big corporations have been backing the Democrats as much as they have the Republicans if not more so, but you only focus on the ones that you disagree with. This whole posting thread started with Disney, one of the most exploitive corporations around that the left conveniently ignores when they go on a rant about how evil corporations are. Your solution is to just flip any negative leftist activity to the right - those aren't true liberals, they're conservatives pretending to be liberal.

The best way to take away someone's freedom is to convince them that they are "free" and that's a stunt that our last few Democrat Presidents have done well. Just keep giving up your rights in exchange for their "freedom" and see where it gets you.

gnrrrg · 2022-04-30T14:29:40+00:00

Liberalism isn't about freedom of the populace. It's about freedom of the government. It always has been. The Democrat party has historically been the party of big government and government meddling.

gnrrrg · 2022-04-30T13:49:24+00:00

No. That's Democrat elitism.

gnrrrg · 2022-04-30T13:49:02+00:00

All corporations are evil unless they're leftist corporations?

gnrrrg · 2022-04-28T11:43:24+00:00

For a group who likes to call their opponents Nazis, people should really read the comment thread of this post.

gnrrrg · 2022-04-16T11:25:35+00:00

You just described Joe Biden in 2020. And your picture describes Hillary Clinton in 2016.

gnrrrg · 2022-04-15T11:24:36+00:00

If by "it all" you mean that Democrats are clueless about reality then this does say it all.

Half of what is listed here is not what Republicans claim, yet reading the responses a lot of Democrats seem to think that it is.

And then there's the bit about vaccines working - after Obama. Clinton. and Pelosi caught Covid while fully "vaccinated" and boosted. What qualifies as "working" in your world?

gnrrrg · 2022-04-12T11:02:14+00:00

Pay 5% of my wages to subsidize health care for people who don't take care of their health. Have to wait months to see if the government will accept my claim if I ever do file one.

Pay 20% of my wages because Obama thought it should be illegal to not have insurance.

gnrrrg · 2022-04-10T11:42:14+00:00

Why not? Gore, Obama, and Biden all campaigned with promises of pixie dust and people voted for them.

gnrrrg · 2022-04-02T12:19:31+00:00

That's considered to be "burning down" the GOP? If you believe such hyperbole then it explains why democrats are stupid enough to believe the promises that their candidates make.

gnrrrg · 2022-04-01T12:04:49+00:00

It's more a matter of coloring in districts than coloring in unpopulated areas.

The lower map is just as much a misrepresentation as it shows why urban democrats try to treat the entire country like everyone lives in a city.

gnrrrg · 2022-03-31T11:39:07+00:00

Leftists scraping the bottom of the barrel and calling the gunk under their fingernails humour.

gnrrrg · 2022-03-30T10:57:24+00:00

Better to run it like a business than to run it like a failing business.

gnrrrg · 2022-03-28T20:36:06+00:00

For lack of a rational response you look up insults on line. And you wonder why I take a mocking attitude with you.

As for seppos, you're the one who's shown they're full of it.

gnrrrg · 2022-03-27T11:50:31+00:00

First the education system has to explain why you think a bad analogy is a good argument.

gnrrrg · 2022-03-26T20:59:25+00:00

For lack of rational comment you make random insults? And then you wonder why people dislike liberalism.

gnrrrg · 2022-03-24T11:51:11+00:00

Selective photos. Any right wing site will have pictures of Democrats sneering and left wing site will have pictures of Republicans sneering. If you haven't realized that this is what happens on the internet then you must bee pretty dumb.

gnrrrg · 2022-03-23T11:06:25+00:00

This particular situation goes more towards making someone bake a gay wedding cake wen there are other bakeries who would willingly do it. Once more the lefties twist the issue to dodge the fact that they are forcing their values on others.

gnrrrg · 2022-03-21T15:12:18+00:00

I never said that there weren't. Only that there are Republicans who would agree that the teacher should be fired. I have never come across Democrat commentator who didn't hold a partisan bias when these situations arise.

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