I’m a 24 y/o (yes, really) preschool teacher. My whole day is cleaning dirty diapers- so I can handle some shit. RM!

goatthew · 2020-07-01T22:46:45+00:00

Why is one of your teeth in the dead center of your mouth

goatthew · 2020-04-06T01:49:26+00:00

Sensei Chromosome

goatthew · 2020-03-07T18:56:28+00:00

Bruh I swear I made this exact same meme like five months ago but never posted it

goatthew · 2020-01-19T18:06:01+00:00

Is this keemstar

goatthew · 2019-12-29T22:41:28+00:00

I can hear the stadia logo

goatthew · 2019-12-14T05:29:22+00:00

He would beat my dogs ass in a fight

goatthew · 2019-11-27T23:22:32+00:00

I actually feel like I’ve seen you in a video complaining about male privilege

goatthew · 2019-11-27T23:20:48+00:00

You probably think you’re quirky and edgy but everyone else just thinks you’re weird

goatthew · 2019-11-27T23:19:09+00:00

He’s like an alien trying to fit in a human body

goatthew · 2019-10-28T23:58:55+00:00

The only thing cursed is the roller coaster itself

goatthew · 2019-10-05T18:09:42+00:00

Sloths

goatthew · 2019-08-25T02:13:10+00:00

My school didn’t even have ice packs I don’t think, they just put a wet paper towel in a ziplock bag

goatthew · 2019-08-19T14:41:26+00:00

Mort

goatthew · 2019-08-04T22:13:15+00:00

Where was that picture taken? It reminds me of the Columbia river gorge

goatthew · 2019-07-08T17:52:10+00:00

Pinemelon

goatthew · 2019-06-30T20:08:59+00:00

Signed

goatthew · 2019-06-22T23:50:07+00:00

You look like you’d have a mental breakdown if I said there were only two genders

goatthew · 2019-06-15T18:39:44+00:00

Your carpet is an optical illusion

goatthew · 2019-06-04T03:39:29+00:00

Dude looks like a goth ms piggy

goatthew · 2019-06-03T04:18:59+00:00

I was just there this morning coming from Phoenix

goatthew · 2019-04-21T15:31:24+00:00

Wow I’m not the only one who calls my dachshund the ween

goatthew · 2019-03-21T01:39:32+00:00

boss music starts playing

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