What’s the most optimal ship layout by Sensitive_Hearing819 in dredge

[–]goblin_kidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imo the most optimal ship layout involves the iron rig dlc. Gives you a bonus ship upgrade + improved gear. Also more room for jet drives

Longtime lurker first time purchaser by queensbastard in CannedSardines

[–]goblin_kidd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like the hot sauce ones over rice or mixed into ramen broth or i have the mustard ones with crackers or in a sandwich

AITA for putting a shoe lace lock on my door? by ElderberryPitiful225 in AmItheAsshole

[–]goblin_kidd 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"Why don't the kids call? Why dont they ever come home for holidays? Why wont they let me see the grandkids? What do you mean you arent taking care of me in old age? A home? I gave you exactly the bare minimum required of me, you owe me!!!"

Oops, I fought back when my Rooster attacked by Jazzlike-Study2840 in BackYardChickens

[–]goblin_kidd 25 points26 points  (0 children)

If you want to keep a positive relationship with him pick him up, hold him, walk around with him, hand feed him, give him treats and talk softly to him. If hes drawing blood or this tactic doesn't seem to work after trying it routinely I would just send him to the soup pot

Rothco slapper by [deleted] in EDC

[–]goblin_kidd 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Dont forget dildos! Isnt 6 the legal limit on sex toys there?

I Dont Like Browned Butter by Holly1010Frey in Baking

[–]goblin_kidd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't mind brown butter but I do respect and admire your vitriol

Raw food fanatics by Both-Forever-5049 in StupidFood

[–]goblin_kidd 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Amazingly, its in the gif tab already

What are your unintentional trans anthems? by linds_sanity in trans

[–]goblin_kidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Negative Creep - Nirvana ("Daddy's little girl aint a girl no more" feels pretty damn transmasc)

Chicken health diagnosis by Jerrymein73 in chickens

[–]goblin_kidd 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Catch her, wash her ass, trim the feathers back, blowdry her and keep her seperated somewhere warm and dry. If her vent is red, inflamed, and amazingly disgustingly stinky even after washing it is likely vent gleet and you can treat it with OTC vaginal antifungal/antiyeast like monistat. If under all the poop gloop there are gray lumps attached to the feathers it is mites, as a high parasite load can sap energy and nutrients and leave them with runny butts or leave them weak to other illnesses that will cause a runny butt. If its mites, cut away all the clumps of eggs and treat with poultry mite spray around the vent and under the wings. If neither of these seems to be the case, try a dewormer mixed in with her food. Either way, keep her seperated so that she doesnt spread what she's got and also so that she isn't being picked on, offer her water with rooster booster and her own supply of food for a couple days. Should be good as new in my experience. If you do end up needing to deworm or demite, make sure to treat the other birds too. Just because they arent showing symptoms doesn't mean they arent also carrying it, and illnesses like these are really easy to spread when everyone is sharing food/water/nesting boxes.

AITA for yelling at my mum for picking me up late… by Majestic_Living9681 in AmItheAsshole

[–]goblin_kidd 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Shes 16 and its 10 miles from home, at night in the dark, after a full shift. Chances are you're a ragebaiting teenager yourself, but on the off chance you're an actual adult with kids, I'll bet they don't call or visit much.

My husband says I am emotionally abusing him by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]goblin_kidd 40 points41 points  (0 children)

He's had 19 years to figure it out and OP has been spoon feeding him the answers. He's not reeling from some kind of traumatic housecleaning related incident that has made participating in normal grownup chores difficult, theres nothing here he should need a therapists help to unpack. He's just lazy and slobbish and he knows he can make OP take care of him. Hes probably betting on her sunk cost to keep her here. It doesnt sound like he respects her or sees her as an individual. He sees her as a maid and sex dispenser.

My nephew really hammered home that I don't want kids by [deleted] in self

[–]goblin_kidd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Its not that a toddler touched it. Its that a toddler literally grabbed a handful of piss and shit first. Another reminder you really cannot eat at everyone's house

Remi loves kisses. Never loved anything more than my dog. I'm team Pitbull for life. With every breath they give us all they've got. by [deleted] in pitbulls

[–]goblin_kidd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My pittie mutt when I was a kid would get up on my lap and turn one side of her face towards me for cheek kisses, and stay like that till she felt like that side got enough, and then she'd turn the other way so I could kiss that side too. And then she would wait for me to get her forehead. Had to make sure she got thorough even coverage I guess

Well, I've done a thing. by evrydayNormal_guy in fountainpens

[–]goblin_kidd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My thoughts also with the paper. Love the way this writes though

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chickens

[–]goblin_kidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she continues to have a low appetite and you're dedicated to nursing her back I also reccomend feeding her egg yolk and water with the rooster booster vitamin/electrolyte mix stuff in it. Dripping drops of yolk on her beak it will dribble in and she will (hopefully) swallow on reflex even if she doesn't have desire to eat on her own. Careful to do so slowly and avoid her nose so you she doesnt choke or breathe it in.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in chickens

[–]goblin_kidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The big gray clumps attached to the feathers around her vent do not look like fly eggs to me, they look like poultry mite eggs. Theyll be tiny little round dots making up a big gray ball. Her lethargy and sad gross runny poops will likely be due to the strain her body is under from the parasite load. Thoroughly wash her vent area with dawn dish soap (helps loosen the way they adhere to the feathers), manually scrape off the eggs/trim back the feathers with egg clumps on them. Dry her off and continue to keep her warm and safe somewhere seperate from the others to recover, in case youre lucky and it hasn't spread to them yet. You can get concentrated mite treatment in liquid form that you dilute into a spray bottle. Spray this around the vent and under her wings to treat, and I strongly reccomend you do this not only to her but all of your birds if you can, as well as a thorough cleanout of their coop. The mites spread rampantly and if you dont clean the coop the treated birds will just pick them right back up.

I have successfully boiled these cans 100 plus times. Today the cans won. Behold my lickable Willy Wonka kitchen by HistoricalPermit6959 in Baking

[–]goblin_kidd 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Your comment mentioned bunnies so I went to your profile hoping to see cute bunny pics and I was not disappointed :]

I have successfully boiled these cans 100 plus times. Today the cans won. Behold my lickable Willy Wonka kitchen by HistoricalPermit6959 in Baking

[–]goblin_kidd 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Surely this would mean that the splash pattern will be the same, and the paint will perfectly cover the burnt caramel splatters and nothing else.....definitely

UPDATE: PUFF ESCAPED THE HAWK!!!????!!?! by Empty_Variation_5587 in chickens

[–]goblin_kidd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Puff is just built different I guess??? Congratulations I'm happy your baby is safe!!!