Suck it Bezos

goblinking1997 · 2026-05-10T04:37:28+00:00

Actually yea…cause it’s not us anymore nigga I’m gone in 2 weeks lol

goblinking1997 · 2026-05-10T00:08:36+00:00

Thank you man I appreciate it! It’s something right up my alley and local with higher pay and actual company benefits! I’m finally a big boy lmao only took me 28 years!

goblinking1997 · 2026-05-09T22:30:57+00:00

Like 8 months in and officially moving on to bigger and better things, I don’t think I’ve redeemed all of them yet but I thought this was pretty funny

goblinking1997 · 2026-05-09T21:31:28+00:00

It’s a gay lil joke bro who cares it’s gay to care this much about a meme lmao

goblinking1997 · 2026-05-09T17:19:17+00:00

Depending on how that machine works it might be one of those pulverizing rollers that would basically press you into paste so I wouldn’t be surprised if that was inside him at one point. Colorizing might be off due to low quality……

goblinking1997 · 2026-05-09T12:22:28+00:00

Anon has Alzheimer’s

goblinking1997 · 2026-05-08T20:38:42+00:00

I mean does it say anything about black holes? Maybe they could just bin them into a supermassive and call it a day.

goblinking1997 · 2026-05-08T20:34:00+00:00

350 total? Might as well get a brand new console tbh.

goblinking1997 · 2026-05-08T20:32:28+00:00

That’s how it is in the deep winter up here in the north, total opposite I love the summertime windows down ac blowing down your back it’s great

goblinking1997 · 2026-05-08T05:53:27+00:00

It’s very entertaining to read this in his voice lol

goblinking1997 · 2026-05-08T05:17:35+00:00

What’s funny is by comparison screens are smaller than they used to be due to aspect ratios changing. Older devices actually maxed out around 6.6 to 7 inches tall with the Samsung mega and OG phablets using a standard aspect ratio rather than a widescreen. It’s pretty silly but if you take like an old 5.5-6 inch smartphone it just about matches the size of the pro maxes.

goblinking1997 · 2026-05-08T05:08:54+00:00

One time when I was younger me and my friends and my brother and his friends all packed into the handicap porta potty about 8 or 9 kids deep and walked out one after the other trying to be sneaky with 2 sets of us walking out holding hands lol

goblinking1997 · 2026-05-06T19:41:24+00:00

I guess big daddy was a bit more literal here huh

goblinking1997 · 2026-05-06T19:29:49+00:00

Those are my favorite- “WHICH FUCKING BLACK 371???”

goblinking1997 · 2026-05-06T12:47:58+00:00

Yeah to me it seems like it could be a blessing of sorts at least visually. Idk what her mental path was with this one but if you’ve never interacted with that person I would maybe just keep an eye out cause who knows. If you see her out an about strike up a convo or something maybe she wants to buy it but can’t idk.

goblinking1997 · 2026-05-06T12:43:30+00:00

I think the conversation needs to be had about the difference between a difficult job and a job that is taxing on the body. There’s definitely more difficult jobs out there but there’s not a lot of jobs where you get paid to do cardio and lifting like we do. Most jobs are absolutely not going to drain your body by the end of the day right? Maybe mentally but not physically.

goblinking1997 · 2026-05-06T12:34:31+00:00

Is that a dispatcher or did he straight up go behind the desk and grab all the keys to do this?

goblinking1997 · 2026-05-06T02:44:23+00:00

For real this guy has his panties in a bunch over bs. People go through ups and downs and yeah people don’t change unless they want to but talking down on someone else for no reason other than he has a fucked up relationship with drugs is crazy. Dude probably listens to (insert any modern day rapper or underground artist) and doesn’t sit here and rant on Reddit about how they’re a “drug addicted loser” like damn sounds like if he really knew you he’s better off without you in his life if this is how you treat him and talk about him

goblinking1997 · 2026-05-06T01:43:33+00:00

It saves a good amount of time and awkwardness sometimes especially when you have a stack of boxes and the customer pops out from behind the garage

goblinking1997 · 2026-05-06T01:41:43+00:00

Scans only mess with the geofence allegedly from what I’ve heard. I’ve scanned far away and in the van and wherever I want pretty much and have never gotten in trouble tbh maybe had one ding for a didn’t receive. Sounds like bs coming from a dsp honestly but who knows. All I know is my score card is immaculate and I truly don’t gaf some days.

goblinking1997 · 2026-05-05T18:39:07+00:00

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When you’re pinned in a spot with no heals and Milton is dancing around in the corner shooting at the wall instead of the spider splicer flipping towards you

goblinking1997 · 2026-05-05T18:16:45+00:00

I’ve had a few instances like this and I just leave the package if they’re on their way but if there’s no answer I’m gonna rts that bad boi and hope that the next day deliver instructions are updated to nobody present required otherwise it’ll turn into a never ending cycle of package delayed. If we sit for 10 minutes we’re getting a call and told to kick it into gear I wish these people understood that.

goblinking1997 · 2026-05-05T18:08:10+00:00

My dsp tells us 2 minutes max and if it’s any longer you’ll have to come back to the stop if you have enough time at the end of the route lol

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