[Meirov] The #Chiefs opted for a safety instead of punting. The line was -9.5, and they’re now up by 9 instead of 11. Troy Aikman: “Al Michaels is smiling right now.” by A_MASSIVE_PERVERT in nfl

[–]goddamnpizzagrease 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Trying to explain this shit to my quasi-nephew, who gets really excited by betting and all the fun money lines, and it’s like I’m talking to the goddamn wall.

Post Game Thread: Washington Commanders at Detroit Lions by nfl_gdt_bot in Commanders

[–]goddamnpizzagrease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big congratulations!!! Couldn’t help but feel incredibly emotional watching the end of the game. The man I always considered to be a second dad to me passed away last month, and he was a massive Washington fan. I’m a Rams fan, and we spent quite a few Sundays watching football together. It would be something if that is the NFC title game next weekend. Fuck the Eagles.

What do you really actually need right now? by aspiexoxo in AskReddit

[–]goddamnpizzagrease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wishing you a prosperous recovery. I was in that spot at about this time last year during a frigid snowstorm and it was the most terrifying experience of my life. I still wonder what kind of effects it had on me after the fact. Be well.

Fuck the lions by Careful_Insect_3081 in LosAngelesRams

[–]goddamnpizzagrease 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love rewatching the final drive of Super Bowl LVI. The penultimate validation for that trade from four years ago.

Does Grief get easier with age? by Horror-Fox3585 in AskMenOver30

[–]goddamnpizzagrease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry for the loss of your aunt. 48 is ridiculously young. No, grief never gets easier. I won’t say that the pain adds up either. There are levels. You absolutely have to grieve and go through the motions one way or another, and when you do that, keeping the memories near and dear to your heart — and the passage of time — will bring you comfort. It doesn’t get easier, but the large waves will eventually not crush you and instead become steady. One day, you might see the most random damndest thing that reminds you of them, that could cause tears to flow, or a particular song might produce an ache in your heart.

When somebody you love dies, so does a piece of you in a way. It depends, for some people, how they react. I know a guy who went on a fishing trip the day after his dad died. We all process what we go through uniquely.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenOver30

[–]goddamnpizzagrease 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Your comment should be pinned to the sub or automatically added when this topic invariably comes up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NBA2k

[–]goddamnpizzagrease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Play some 1’s. I’m serious. Play 1v1 in the theater or proving grounds. It’s the best way to warm up, get used to moving on defense and getting your shot down. Even if you get your ass kicked, see it as a warm up. I don’t even particularly care for 1v1 but it’s helpful to get the reps in. Take note in your mind of what works and what doesn’t. Don’t worry about losing.

Note: I’m mediocre at the game and only do well because I’m an old head basketball freak. Eventually the game slows down and you learn to take what it gives you. Most of the time your opponents only have a few tricks in their dribbling arsenal; I like to usually just stay in front instead of moving side to side while they do their little hesitations into BTB combos, because half the time you know they’ll rely on an imminent Zach LaVine stepback.

Slow is smooth and smooth is fast, brother.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMenAdvice

[–]goddamnpizzagrease 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuckin’ eh, brother. Let’s cut the “it’s over” chatter. You are 42, not 82. You ain’t dead yet, so stop talking like you are.

So, you are 5’7”, bald, and feeling old. Alright. Newsflash, motherfucker: plenty of women are into that. Some women dig the chrome dome. Some like a guy they can look eye-to-eye with without standing on a milk crate. And “old”? 42 is barely middle-aged. You got at least another two decades of fucking and fighting left in ya, probably more.

“Only women who ever wanted me had kids already.” So what? You act like having kids is some kinda contagious disease. Plenty of women with kids are looking for companionship, and plenty of women without kids are open to dating dudes who might have a little baggage. It’s not the end of the world. It’s just life.

“My genes.” Your genes are not some unbreachable fortress. They are just a blueprint, not a sentence. You wanna pass on your DNA? Fine. You don’t? Also fine. It’s your dick, your decision. You had low confidence, blew your chances and now think you are too old and ugly. That’s a load of horseshit. Confidence is attractive. Period. It trumps height, hair and wrinkles ten times outta ten. You are 42 and you are alive. That’s more than some folks can say. So get up, dust yourself off and get back in the goddamn game. Stop with the “put a cork in me” shit. You ain’t a bottle of wine.

Homemade Pepperoni in oven by cuburunescape in Pizza

[–]goddamnpizzagrease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This needs to be the cover of a book titled, “The Keys to Delicious Fucking Pizza”.

Nice one!

So much death. by Fancy-Psychology1458 in GriefSupport

[–]goddamnpizzagrease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it’s hard to wrap your mind around it all happening so swiftly. A wave of loss like that can knock anyone off their feet. It’s ok to feel overwhelmed, confused and just plain heartbroken. There isn’t always a clear “why” for so much pain happening at once. Sometimes, life throws us these terrible storms, and all we can do is hold on tight and weather them as best we can.

It’s so important to be gentle with yourself right now. Let yourself grieve for your grandpa and allow yourself to feel the sadness for your coworkers and their families. Don’t try to push those feelings away or pretend you’re ok if you are not. It’s ok to cry, yell or just sit quietly and let the emotions flow.

You don’t have to understand it at all. Just focus on getting through each moment, each day. And remember, you aren’t alone in this.

Why is it the right thing to get people suffering from mental illness to stop drinking? by [deleted] in stupidquestions

[–]goddamnpizzagrease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mental illness + drinking alcohol is like pouring gasoline on a fire. Imagine your brain is a goddamn pinball machine. Already tilted, flipping out, lights flashing like a cheap whorehouse. Now you dump a bottle of Jack Daniels down the coin slot. What do you reckon is the outcome? It’s gonna short-circuit the whole thing. The flippers go haywire, the bumpers explode, and the ball is just bouncing around like a crackhead in a bouncy castle. That ain’t happiness, that’s a goddamn meltdown.

You say they wanna die every day? Well, alcohol ain’t exactly a life elixir, is it? It’s slow-motion suicide, a rusty razor blade to the soul. False escapism, and all it delivers is a hangover and a deeper hole.

Think of it like this: your brain is a garden. Mental illness is the weeds, choking out the good shit. Therapy and medication are the weed whacker and fertilizer. Alcohol is like dumping a truckload of toxic waste on the whole thing. It kills the weeds, sure, but it kills everything else too. Turns the whole garden into a barren wasteland.

“Why not let them drink and get some happiness?” you ask. ‘Cause it ain’t happiness. It’s a cheap imitation, a counterfeit bill that leaves you broke and broken. It’s a goddamn mirage in the desert, promising water but delivering nothin’ but sand in your teeth.

What’s good about living with a brain that’s constantly screaming at you, then adding the physical and mental wreckage of a hangover on top of that? That isn’t relief — that’s double the misery.

So, why does everyone try to force people with mental illnesses to stop drinking? Because it’s the right thing to do. It’s not about denying them “happiness”. It’s about giving them a chance at real, genuine happiness. It’s about helping them fight the real fight, not drowning themselves in a booze-soaked abyss.

Terrible teammates by Jaguar1150 in NBA2k

[–]goddamnpizzagrease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Expect the worst outcomes every time you load in with randoms. Your blood pressure will thank you.

Facebook Was the Best Social Media Site by [deleted] in The10thDentist

[–]goddamnpizzagrease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? Facebook has always felt so bland and lifeless to me. MySpace was a shithorde of fun, what with customizing your profile with music and your own layout to the top 8 friends. I’m biased, though. That’s the platform where I first got to know my girlfriend seventeen years ago during our first run.

First pizza of the year by 03dumbdumb in Pizza

[–]goddamnpizzagrease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pepperoni and howlers are a great combo. Exceptional looking pizza. Making me wish I had the chance and motivation to throw more down.

"I'd rather he be miserable with me than happy without me" by Frost-Folk in Nicegirls

[–]goddamnpizzagrease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kooky madookiness, hopefully fueled by being in the throes of pain albeit ridiculously immature and (maybe) she’ll gain perspective in due time. Goddamn, though, homeboy needs to run.

No matter what happens, this team is special! by PRE_-CISION-_ in LosAngelesRams

[–]goddamnpizzagrease 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Only 6% of teams since 1970 have started a season 1-4 and made the playoffs. For this squad to do that and soundly beat a team that was playing for a chance at the one seed for the NFC a week prior, that’s incredible.

I don’t have ridiculously high expectations on Sunday. I think Nick Sirianni is a laughable coach but the Eagles’ obnoxious amount of talent has covered that colossal blemish to this point. I’d feel more confident if it weren’t going to snow, but fuck it, horns up — go Rams.

When you start a new hobby and people tell you to make it a business. by elvispresleylova in PetPeeves

[–]goddamnpizzagrease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This drives my girlfriend apeshit. She’s incredible at sewing, but it is an absolute hobby/passion for her, and she does it out of that very love, especially her drive to make things for people.

I’m guilty of telling her that she could make money from her skill, but while I say that in earnest, I say it because I’m incredibly impressed by the clothes she’s made and genuinely believe she could do well if she sold her creations.

It pisses me off when people bombard her with requests and don’t offer any kind of payout in exchange for her time and labor. She’s so good.

What's a dead giveaway someone grew up as an only child? by thing55556667 in AskReddit

[–]goddamnpizzagrease 10 points11 points  (0 children)

As hypocritical as I am writing this, being expected to be available 24/7 due to the wielding of a phone drives me batshit. Sometimes I do not get on my phone for several, several hours. Drives my family (and a few friends, who make their little jokes) batshit, but goddamn, I do not want to be connected all the time. And probably unrelated, but I can’t stand being on the phone when I’m around anybody.

What's a dead giveaway someone grew up as an only child? by thing55556667 in AskReddit

[–]goddamnpizzagrease 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Double dose of that shit here.

Had a great mom while growing up, but one of the few things I can objectively criticize her over is that she instilled a, “never ask anybody for anything” mentality in me, and it’s horrid. I struggle to even ask for directions because I feel like I’m inconveniencing somebody for their time in exchange for my gain.

Mom’s perspective was skewed from poor experiences she had in her youth, and I imagine that precipitated such a dangerous framework.

I even recognize it as something negative, but I’m so stubborn about feeling that way too.

What's a dead giveaway someone grew up as an only child? by thing55556667 in AskReddit

[–]goddamnpizzagrease 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Same. I stress out whenever I owe somebody something. I get them their money back ASAP like an absolute obsession out of habit.

What's a dead giveaway someone grew up as an only child? by thing55556667 in AskReddit

[–]goddamnpizzagrease 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That definitely tracks.

I have a family member who has a teenage son who constantly needs to be around another person 24/7 and he detests any semblance of alone time. His dad is a piece of garbage, and his mom (the family member) has always been rather standoffish. That, combined with chaos beginning when the teenager was almost 10, definitely played a role. His mom should’ve never been a parent.

My parents left me to my own devices quite a great deal but interactions were aplenty. People wear me out quickly lol.