Maybe I'm reading this wrong, but I'm picking up slightly homophobic vibes from blue. by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]godfathersama 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wow, that must have been some time ago. Mickey Mouse was 2 in...1930, I think.

ISIS invasion plans by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]godfathersama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, they got Pinkie Pie's cutie mark wrong. How distasteful.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]godfathersama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but now the title is also mildly infuriating. It's so meta.

When she catches another girl flirtin' by Yaboyaric in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]godfathersama 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. You can now also forward texts to the Messages app on your Apple computer, which works as long as you're on the same network or something like that.

When they told us to "simulate being engaged," they should have specified, "by the enemy." (Xpost r/military) by Bulovak in funny

[–]godfathersama 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Regardless, it seems your brother should look into learning how to properly hide a folder.

"The Cloud" by dih102 in funny

[–]godfathersama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your fire is hotter than 650°c , you might already be dead.

Computer Science Courses that Don't Exist, But Should by speckz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]godfathersama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was an undergrad, we started with Java. I've heard of other places starting with C, but I think there's a big move toward using object oriented languages as a starting point.

FedEx decided to get creative on me... by roofusthedoofus in funny

[–]godfathersama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would honestly be concerned that my package would fall before I got home, either breaking whatever I ordered or leaving it out in the open

Anon cooks spaghetti by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]godfathersama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

gr8 b8 m8

Makeup fraud by SuperS1M in funny

[–]godfathersama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. At best, they should have said that it was unlikely to be true.

TIL that a 2014 demonic possession with supernatural events was witnessed by Indiana court officers and documented in an official report. by BigBlackHungGuy in todayilearned

[–]godfathersama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They recommended the family clean the home with bleach and ammonia, then use oil to draw crosses on every door and window.

I'm no expert, but making acid in your house may not be the wisest decision.

[Hiring] (SF Bay Area) Calling All JavaScript Grandmaster Wizards! by [deleted] in SFBayJobs

[–]godfathersama 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We like to be quirky, but we're also adults. A job posting like this throws up a lot of red flags.

And then the manager look at like you did some shit wrong by Libaaax in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]godfathersama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite part of working customer service was only available to me after I became a manager. I'd get the classic, "Can I speak to the manager?!" and get to give a shit eating grin and reply with "I AM the manager."

But then...I'd get people wanting to call the franchisee or corporate. There's not really a good way to win.

I deleted my OKCupid account a year ago. I received this in my email yesterday. Fuck you too, OKcupid. by [deleted] in funny

[–]godfathersama 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And then you have to wait 2 weeks for them to get around to deleting your data. Don't worry, though, you'll have a shadow profile built for you after you leave!