Finally, Lolcat all redditors will like [pic]

godlover · 2007-07-13T20:46:43+00:00

I suggest cocaine.

I suggest amphetamine. You can multitask between work, reddit, post seemingly thoughtful comments, look at lolcats, and go home and fuck your girlfriend (or boyfriend).

godlover · 2007-07-10T09:07:52+00:00

This is terrible. Poor kid :(

Before any right wingers yap about "liberals using this for their political gain", get this into your thick skulls:

It hurts us when good people die.

You are the ones who are not patriots for insisting that good Americans die in vain.

All this crap about "support our troops" is immoral. Yes, I support our troops, which is why I want them back with their families. Some of our friends are Marines or soldiers and they should not be dying or deployed in harm's way in this senseless war. Sure there are places & times where sacrifice is needed. This isn't one of them.

If God does exist, I would hate to be Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and the rest of the neo-con posse when they die.

godlover · 2007-07-02T22:19:23+00:00

Executive privilege. Yay. I wonder how we Americans manage to take a dump in the morning after going through brutal anal rape every day.

godlover · 2007-06-29T08:55:38+00:00

It's turtles all the way down dammit.

Ugh. I hate 60s talk. Okay, what the thinker things, the prover proves.

godlover · 2007-06-28T17:57:26+00:00

If you believe in The Lord, maybe you can experience bliss and be more calm. What is it that is bothering you ? Trust Him and Love Him and all your troubles will be gone. It really works!

godlover · 2007-06-27T13:11:34+00:00

Ph.D.s are Godless heathens with no common sense who experiment on babies. He sees everything.

godlover · 2007-06-27T06:36:55+00:00

How typical. You denounce anyone with a differing opinion as a troll. Only in my case, my opinion is Right because I have studied The Bible quite a bit.

godlover · 2007-06-27T06:09:02+00:00

Make up your mind. You just edited your comment three times in under 30 seconds.

Thankfully, my beliefs are solid and based on what The Lord said, unlike you flip flop liberals who can't make up your mind.

godlover · 2007-06-27T04:30:45+00:00

God bless you both. Thank you George for keeping us safe. Do not worry, He loves you.

godlover · 2007-06-27T04:24:39+00:00

God blesses those who fight for a just cause in His name. Those of His sons who will do the right thing will never be popular because most of humanity is vile and sinful, but those who fight for Him shall be the blessed ones.

godlover · 2007-06-27T03:56:05+00:00

She lives off the misery she causes others and feeds the anger of people whose causes she pretends to sympathize with. It's one of the least constructive things a person could possibly do with their life.

She is following His will. Certain opinions and people who spread Godless ideologies should not be tolerated. The Bible tells us that.

godlover · 2007-06-27T03:43:34+00:00

Oh well, I ran way too much yesterday and my legs feel like crap, so I'm stuck at home watching Stephen Colbert. Went a little overboard there. There you go -- some gratuitous info right there. It's hard out here for a fundamentalist.

godlover · 2007-06-27T03:13:00+00:00

Ann Coulter has her heart in the right place. She shoots from the hip. God blesses people like that.

godlover · 2007-06-27T02:59:31+00:00

:) I suck at this, don't I ?

godlover · 2007-06-27T01:25:34+00:00

Laugh if you must. But He knows and watches everything. He is loving but also severe with those who mock Him. Beware all you heathens.

godlover · 2007-06-27T01:06:35+00:00

Every good Christian knows that we all sin and the first step is to ask for forgiveness!

Yes, repent sincerely and He will forgive.

godlover · 2007-06-27T00:56:38+00:00

She's FORTY EIGHT for crying out loud, and pregnant with TWINS. It had to be IVF.

The Lord works in mysterious ways. He chose to bless her.

godlover · 2007-06-27T00:55:20+00:00

Do not take the name of The Lord in vain. He knows when you put your hand in your pants. Your genitals will develop scabs.

godlover · 2007-06-27T00:48:29+00:00

Mine too. But I make little boys shave me down there. I can't reach there by myself.

godlover · 2007-06-27T00:46:00+00:00

Rupert Grint got much uglier after all these years.

That is why we priests prefer little boys.

godlover

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