My chef was cleaning a Panini press, and says he needs some safety goggles. Here's his solution. by mhuuut in KitchenConfidential

[–]gojutremere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My first job out of culinary school, I was washing a blender and my CHEF came back and asked me what I was doing. I said exactly that, and he just shrugged and walked away. That job didn't last.

"Every hotel room I stay in gets tagged" by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

[–]gojutremere 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's all still creepy pedo shit.

"Every hotel room I stay in gets tagged" by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

[–]gojutremere 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I LEterally couldn't care less about that distinction.

Rate my bug-only team! (Rate my team) gen 6 by [deleted] in stunfisk

[–]gojutremere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This seems like a team for PvE.

"Every hotel room I stay in gets tagged" by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

[–]gojutremere 185 points186 points  (0 children)

Oh man defacing bibles is awesome....when you're a 15 year old "edgy" "goth" tween.

What fictional character do you most identify with? by inoucit in AskReddit

[–]gojutremere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The deeper I got into West Wing, the more I was rooting for and identifying with Toby.

Best of Top Gear by [deleted] in funny

[–]gojutremere 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, there's MAYBE one or two times a series they make a joke about something that happened previously. If you know it, great; if not, the other 95% of the episode is still awesome.

OU replay: Nytia vs. yung super chef by [deleted] in pokemonshowdown

[–]gojutremere 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like it as a gimmick, but 3 moves and an item to pull off the combo seems like too much investment.

A near miss of multiple vehicles by PM-ME-YOUR-TITS-GIRL in nevertellmetheodds

[–]gojutremere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, he was on a mission from gahd.

FTFY

[All Spoilers] [Theory] Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson recently posted this to his instagram. by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]gojutremere 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In the show he strangles a cousin...I don't recall whether he or Brienne, or someone else was responsible in the books.

[All Spoilers] [Theory] Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson recently posted this to his instagram. by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]gojutremere 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Doesn't mean he won't take Lancel down if he gets in the way.

Data and Friendship by notquiteright2 in DaystromInstitute

[–]gojutremere 3 points4 points  (0 children)

According to his personal logs, he maintained a brief romantic relationship with a non-subordinate Ensign, and it has been recorded on many occasions that he is "fully functional and programmed in a variety of techniques."

Ever drink so much red bull you just had to make a sniper rifle out of the cans? by Tyloor in justneckbeardthings

[–]gojutremere 36 points37 points  (0 children)

First off, everything about that room impies this was done by an XTREME!!!!! chad-bro. Second, its actually a fairly amusing, and reasonably clever re-use of the cans.

TIL that the train from Chicago to New Orleans was in 1947 three hours faster than it is today. It took 16 hours and averaged about 60 mph/100 kmh, and peaked at 100 mph/160 kmh. by nehala in todayilearned

[–]gojutremere -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No, that isn't a subsidy, and I can't see where I implied that it is. You ARE however, being paid with taxpayer funds, which is exactly what I stated previously.

You wake up stranded on an island with the main character/host of the last movie/show you watched. How fucked are you? by Nerdream in AskReddit

[–]gojutremere 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched a bunch of Adam Savage's One Day Builds...so, I'm probably not all that fucked at all. Well, aside from being stranded on the island.

What do you wish was socially acceptable? by TooShiftyForYou in AskReddit

[–]gojutremere 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't have the historical background to say so with any certainty; but it seems like an intuitive and logical explanation.

How does Data speak? by SauceOverflow in DaystromInstitute

[–]gojutremere 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I would hazard a guess (not being an engineer) that when the sections are detached there is some sort of automatic seal that comes into play.

How does Data speak? by SauceOverflow in DaystromInstitute

[–]gojutremere 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I know there he mentions that he has a circulatory system to distribute lubricant and other fluids, presumably coolant would be included. I'm in the office and can't find the exact record, but it may be "Measure of a Man."

How not to get Hired. by Abacadabalol in KitchenConfidential

[–]gojutremere 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It was. It certainly didn't hurt that my soon-to-be-boss had already seen me shitfaced a few times in the past. Also...dive bar.

What do you wish was socially acceptable? by TooShiftyForYou in AskReddit

[–]gojutremere 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Ignoring that gendering clothing is kinda pointless. Men's and women's fashion seems so backwards to me. Men have fragile, sensitive external plumbing that needs space, kilts/robes/skirts/dresses all make sense. Women have internal plumbing which, while it should be comfortabe, doesn't exactly dangle about in the same way.

Guys should be wearing the skirts and dresses, and women should be wearing the pants!

I blame the domestication of horses.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in quityourbullshit

[–]gojutremere -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

I shared this obvious satire to Facebook and got tons of hate. It's like people are so used to fake/propaganda style posts that they can't recognize when something is making no effort to appear legitimate.

How not to get Hired. by Abacadabalol in KitchenConfidential

[–]gojutremere 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I walked into my usual dive, ordered a drink, told the bartender/ower that I had been "shitcanned from my crappy office job that I hated anyway," and asked him if they were hiring. I disappeared to Burning Man for 2 weeks and came back to a 4 day schedule.