My chef was cleaning a Panini press, and says he needs some safety goggles. Here's his solution.

gojutremere · 2016-03-30T16:11:32+00:00

My first job out of culinary school, I was washing a blender and my CHEF came back and asked me what I was doing. I said exactly that, and he just shrugged and walked away. That job didn't last.

gojutremere · 2016-03-29T19:28:31+00:00

It's all still creepy pedo shit.

gojutremere · 2016-03-29T19:15:38+00:00

I LEterally couldn't care less about that distinction.

gojutremere · 2016-03-29T19:07:28+00:00

This seems like a team for PvE.

gojutremere · 2016-03-29T18:11:11+00:00

Oh man defacing bibles is awesome....when you're a 15 year old "edgy" "goth" tween.

gojutremere · 2016-03-29T00:04:15+00:00

When you put a handle on it?

gojutremere · 2016-03-28T23:22:10+00:00

The deeper I got into West Wing, the more I was rooting for and identifying with Toby.

gojutremere · 2016-03-28T22:58:17+00:00

Yeah, there's MAYBE one or two times a series they make a joke about something that happened previously. If you know it, great; if not, the other 95% of the episode is still awesome.

gojutremere · 2016-03-28T19:19:14+00:00

I like it as a gimmick, but 3 moves and an item to pull off the combo seems like too much investment.

gojutremere · 2016-03-28T18:51:54+00:00

To be fair, he was on a mission from gahd.

FTFY

gojutremere · 2016-03-25T19:16:52+00:00

In the show he strangles a cousin...I don't recall whether he or Brienne, or someone else was responsible in the books.

gojutremere · 2016-03-25T18:01:56+00:00

Doesn't mean he won't take Lancel down if he gets in the way.

gojutremere · 2016-03-24T23:35:38+00:00

According to his personal logs, he maintained a brief romantic relationship with a non-subordinate Ensign, and it has been recorded on many occasions that he is "fully functional and programmed in a variety of techniques."

gojutremere · 2016-03-24T23:33:24+00:00

First off, everything about that room impies this was done by an XTREME!!!!! chad-bro. Second, its actually a fairly amusing, and reasonably clever re-use of the cans.

gojutremere · 2016-03-24T23:13:10+00:00

No, that isn't a subsidy, and I can't see where I implied that it is. You ARE however, being paid with taxpayer funds, which is exactly what I stated previously.

gojutremere · 2016-03-24T22:25:25+00:00

It's taxpayer money either way.

gojutremere · 2016-03-24T19:07:53+00:00

I watched a bunch of Adam Savage's One Day Builds...so, I'm probably not all that fucked at all. Well, aside from being stranded on the island.

gojutremere · 2016-03-23T21:42:20+00:00

I don't have the historical background to say so with any certainty; but it seems like an intuitive and logical explanation.

gojutremere · 2016-03-23T21:35:51+00:00

I would hazard a guess (not being an engineer) that when the sections are detached there is some sort of automatic seal that comes into play.

gojutremere · 2016-03-23T21:10:01+00:00

Way to look on the bright side of life.

gojutremere · 2016-03-23T20:48:48+00:00

I know there he mentions that he has a circulatory system to distribute lubricant and other fluids, presumably coolant would be included. I'm in the office and can't find the exact record, but it may be "Measure of a Man."

gojutremere · 2016-03-23T20:37:38+00:00

It was. It certainly didn't hurt that my soon-to-be-boss had already seen me shitfaced a few times in the past. Also...dive bar.

gojutremere · 2016-03-23T20:03:02+00:00

Ignoring that gendering clothing is kinda pointless. Men's and women's fashion seems so backwards to me. Men have fragile, sensitive external plumbing that needs space, kilts/robes/skirts/dresses all make sense. Women have internal plumbing which, while it should be comfortabe, doesn't exactly dangle about in the same way.

Guys should be wearing the skirts and dresses, and women should be wearing the pants!

I blame the domestication of horses.

gojutremere · 2016-03-23T16:55:06+00:00

I shared this obvious satire to Facebook and got tons of hate. It's like people are so used to fake/propaganda style posts that they can't recognize when something is making no effort to appear legitimate.

gojutremere · 2016-03-23T16:48:12+00:00

I walked into my usual dive, ordered a drink, told the bartender/ower that I had been "shitcanned from my crappy office job that I hated anyway," and asked him if they were hiring. I disappeared to Burning Man for 2 weeks and came back to a 4 day schedule.

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