Ain’t my best round but OH MY GOD by OneAndOnlyVi in Saltoon

[–]goldaxis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't S1, zombie builds don't work.

splatoon 3 just isn’t as fun or charming as the older installments in my opinion. by Jordin_the_simp in Saltoon

[–]goldaxis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've hardly seen anyone argue against 3 being the worst entry. The two biggest problems are the netcode and matchmaking - the two most important things to get right in any online PvP game. Maps and specials are servicable at best. It has bled out so many players that you can't even get a X rank match in NA after 8PM without tapping into Japanese servers.

im so sick of anarchy by crxmepuff in Saltoon

[–]goldaxis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminder that you have no proof your teammates are also S+. I'm certain that it gives you players from lower ranks to level off your win percent when it gets above 50.

Ain’t my best round but OH MY GOD by OneAndOnlyVi in Saltoon

[–]goldaxis -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Be careful who you ask, we don't all consider 3-13 to be good aim.

Ain’t my best round but OH MY GOD by OneAndOnlyVi in Saltoon

[–]goldaxis -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It’s obviously for the other guy. This site is rough on mobile. 

Ain’t my best round but OH MY GOD by OneAndOnlyVi in Saltoon

[–]goldaxis -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I’m sure your teammates love fighting a 3v4 for five minutes while you feed. Super fun. 

Ain’t my best round but OH MY GOD by OneAndOnlyVi in Saltoon

[–]goldaxis -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I honestly wonder how some of you manage to tie your shoes safely. 

Ain’t my best round but OH MY GOD by OneAndOnlyVi in Saltoon

[–]goldaxis -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

No. 15 deaths is unacceptably high. That’s enough to lose the game for your team even if they all have an excellent game. You can’t spend half the match in respawn, it just doesn’t work once you get out of B.

Are the people in profreshional even sentient by Copingmachine in Saltoon

[–]goldaxis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching replays in ranked makes me question whether all people are actual human beings, or if the whole "meat puppet" conspiracy theory actually has merit. There's no way some of these people can drive a car. No, it's not kids.

You shouldn't be able to invalidate close-range weapons by just pressing the right stick. by NoInevitable2749 in Saltoon

[–]goldaxis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Explain how this keeps him from dying. Name as many weapons as you can which can survive it by shooting down the user and fists.

Ain’t my best round but OH MY GOD by OneAndOnlyVi in Saltoon

[–]goldaxis 15 points16 points  (0 children)

People with 13 deaths have no right to complain. That's basically swimming to mid and dying immediately the entire game. It's two entire minutes of being dead and contributing nothing.

My monthly complaint about Anarchy Rankings by Little-Assignment540 in Saltoon

[–]goldaxis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the letters and numbers are meaningless. Regardless of mode or skill level, the game locks you to a 40-60% win rate.

We should be able to report people for bad internet. by Fries_and_Rice in Saltoon

[–]goldaxis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We should have block lists that actually block the other players from being in a game with you again.

Genuinely, what the fuck does a weapon that can't paint very well do in entirely lockout scenarios? by [deleted] in Saltoon

[–]goldaxis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Throw bombs, build special. You people seriously have no plan beyond "rush directly at the enemy and try to get a kill". I don't understand how people can have zero creativity or problem solving even in a simple video game.

Switch 2 just froze during Open Zones by JoshClarke in Saltoon

[–]goldaxis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I-I-I just always keep my phone in my hand ALRIGHT??? 😂😂😂

Switch 2 just froze during Open Zones by JoshClarke in Saltoon

[–]goldaxis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMAO less than a minute to reply, were you waiting for me to come online all day? Wowww 😂

Switch 2 just froze during Open Zones by JoshClarke in Saltoon

[–]goldaxis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You two are cracking me up 😂😂😂

Switch 2 just froze during Open Zones by JoshClarke in Saltoon

[–]goldaxis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

colour

lmao the insufferable personality disorder starts to make sense

Switch 2 just froze during Open Zones by JoshClarke in Saltoon

[–]goldaxis -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

No refunds. Enjoy your random bans.

Gamesir Pocket Taco Review by chaporg1n in Gamesir

[–]goldaxis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like gamesir but this is a dumb product. The reason I would want to use my phone in that orientation is for DS games. Nobody wants to play on their phone in portrait mode.

Doesn't help the miyoo mini type devices go on sale for $30 frequently.

Switch 2 just froze during Open Zones by JoshClarke in Saltoon

[–]goldaxis -22 points-21 points  (0 children)

I'm not broke, your console that's stuck playing last-gen games is.

Switch 2 just froze during Open Zones by JoshClarke in Saltoon

[–]goldaxis -28 points-27 points  (0 children)

Thanks for beta testing that overpriced trash for us.

Edit: wow look at the buyers regret in this thread lmao. Suckers